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Jan 16, 2017 3:15 AM
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PoopIsAFunWord
Iliza has a spectacular body for a comedienne
FaecalJacksonPollock
#4: if they'd threaten to rape my family to death, they'd at least be *normal* psychopaths. But this... holy shit, this is next-level crazy!
dafuqsthat
...just hope those are sugar free gummy dicks.
UserSubterraneanHomesickAlien
I just had a good morning dump
Hellstorm99
#8 same thing happened to the c-182 I used to skydive from. One of the many reasons I don't jump there anymore.
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
#4 savage
Martinez530
Why do so many dislike windows 10?.
79blizzard
Pretty amusing
PuellaSilentii
As long as those dicks aren't sugar free, don't mind if I do.
ChErRyPOPPINSaf
TrumpStaahhpppp
Faces are hard.
thebluestthingsonearth
#1 is Kim from Matt & Kim. I'm like 96% sure
ICantThinkOfAGoodUsernameToUse
Tattoos check out
mormacil
from what?
mysevenwords
A music group. Apparently their shows can get a little wild
Littlelorayne
Been in the pit at a M&K show. Can confirm.
Dontmesswithmypoopchute
That plane looks like the sizzurp is kicking in
ADuckOnQuack099
Is the first one a diaper? It looks like it
thefuzziestofbutts
20% off dick sale? What a bargain!
Geo80
#2 why would she text him if he already got home?
Makemineaspicedrumandapplejuice
Might live in different places but she had her cheesecake at his? I used to do that with my ex.
Geo80
Okay, but why would her cheesecake that he's not supposed to eat be at his place?
Makemineaspicedrumandapplejuice
Cause she left it there? Mean obviously could have a bite but not the whole thing. Sometimes you just leave your treats there.
takeoffurpantsandjacket
They didn't live together
LittleAldy
What's the deal with the first picture, just some split pants?
DahPanda72
Let's be honest, most of use would eat that bag of gummy Dicks
YourBananaForScale
I upgraded to Windows 10, was that a mistake?
atlugar
Yurp
ColoredFlies
Nah just pansies thinking that Microsoft cares about their hentai collection.
PumpkinMasher
I've had a lot of mouse lag after upgrading to 10. Downloaded Windows Tweaker, turned off all the stuff under Privacy, no more mouse lag.
radas86
People have privacy issues with it, it collects lots of meta data. They apparently will have privacy options in the next update.
Virunuss
If you're not a paranoid fuck W10 is solid.
Mastersword2020
Whats wrong with windows 10
Geo80
The user.
Geo80
The user.
CidColetti
#9 Am I good? Lil closer. Good now? Lil bit more. Now? Yep!
Haveabadtime
Came for the buttcheek thumbnail, stayed for the Windows 10 upgrade
pens9192
That sign gave me the shivers
Onestrangeguy
Windows 10
nj23dublin
Had you stayed a little longer .. you could have had a bag of dicks
thisaccountisnotentirelyjustforsmut
Ya you'll be here for a while then.
Dedeurmetdebaard
Da real MVP.
TiredOfTheBS
What's the big issue with Windows 10? Serious question
socalwarrior
I don't know. I don't have a problem with it. Only downside is the push updates that I can't stop but I live with that on my phone, so meh
BathroomHumor
Can't control updating at all unless you pay big $$$, and the privacy problems are enormous. It's like a mobile OS with the data mining.
mondayaddams
The real threat!
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
As a dev, Windows 10 is MS's best OS since XP. You'd be a fool not to upgrade to it.
gandraw
Yeah I love the start menu that sometimes opens when I click on it.
Jpjx
thelordofthefries
I'm with you on that. Windows 10 is my personal best OS experience. It just requires some registry tweaks to run perfectly
Jokesterwild
Get fucked
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
You're about 2 years late to the upgrade-hating bandwagon party, numpty.
Cowstle
Remind me when force automatic updates and vsync are gone and I'll consider it.
TheDarkLordOfTrees
No. me play games.
BathroomHumor
I think it's the best in terms of usability and looks. But the lack of some basic functionality and horrid privacy issues make it unsavory.
thelordofthefries
What functionality are you referring to
Moleheroes
Not being able to delete System32
BathroomHumor
Ex. Being able to decide when and what type of updates are applied to my machine. Honestly using 8.1 is just about worth it for that alone.
BathroomHumor
I know they are trying to do away with that on earlier versions of Windows (huge bundled upgrades with no details) but I can say "not now".
summitshow
chad3chad4321
you want annoying, some asshole slashed the tires of my car (all 4 tires) and 9-10 other nearby cars at random a couple nights ago..
ProphetofEntropy
well that one tire would probably cost about 1000$ to replace.
chad3chad4321
yeah that sucks
OneFuckedPony
I can't tell what it is...
m0nsterhuntr
It's a hay hook. Used for moving hay bales.
Thornaxe
Broken rake tooth.
Thornaxe
Broken take tooth.
aassaf84
I think it's a tire.
Rapturr
Listen here you little shit.
MisterLemons
Definitely a workshop.
FullMetalBitch
Genuinely made me laugh
OneFuckedPony
That explains so much.
Zeppdude
It's an aircraft landing gear tire. From the looks of it. It could have blown up during taxing if gone undetected. They lucked out
IHuggedaCorgiToday
Lol aircraft
xtitox28
I think it's a tractor tire actually.
StartOfOm
It's a pen wedged in there, you can see the white cover for it barely hanging on
RememberArtax
I think it was a piece of wire that turned into a hook shape after it pierced the tire and the tire kept turning bending it.
JoeinCanada
You are correct. I recognize the pen nib and ink tube, plus the writing on the plastic cover. Good call. Pens are actually very sharp.
StartOfOm
At least, I think.
EvilRado
You think wrong
WheelyWonka
Think it's a hook of some sort, bud.
JoeinCanada
No, sorry. That is a ball point pen that has been stretched out and bent. Take apart a pen and look at the parts and look at the picture.
WheelyWonka
... Okay
StartOfOm
I think you're right I only guessed :p
Muttons1337
You seemed so sure though
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
I was so confused. I thought it was a 3.5mm cable.
Syralight
Whats with the car being hoisted?
Tater4049
Double parking violation.
Tnhncncnt
This comment needs more recognition.
ZeSmeltenDeKazen
They are hoisting it with the wheels. Rip driving in that car
Syralight
Not saying I don't believe you, but do you have a source for that being bad for the car?
ZeSmeltenDeKazen
Hire a crane. Lift your car up the same way they do. And try to drive. Make pictures. Im eager to see.
Syralight
So in other words, no source. Thats what I thought. People on the internet making up stuff again.
ZeSmeltenDeKazen
You are a real dense one, arnt ya.
qaaaaa
Why would that damage the car? All the weight is on the wheels in any other circumstance
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Found the crane operator
ZeSmeltenDeKazen
The wheels are being pulled outwards. Not downwards
general3035
Thanks
Syralight
Did you mean upwards? The wheels are normally pushed upwards while the car is being pushed downwards.
bashya
Theyre being pulled up and out, which the suspension is not designed to handle.
SmokeTiresNotDrugs
The entire car is being supported from the wheels like normal. Also wheel bearings are meant to take enormous loads while cornering.