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1. When he shared his existential perspective on life:
2. When he summarized all of life's greatest joys:
3. When he got deep with his kids:
4. When he inspired us with his conviction:
5. When he laid out the seminal difference between men and women:
6. When he articulated one of the many problems with white ignorance:
7. When he revealed his life's biggest plight:
When he shared his blunt observation of Americans:
9. When he spoke straight from his heart:
10. When he got provocatively real about life itself:
11. When he talked about his beliefs:
12. When he revealed the inner-workings of his typical thought process:
13. When he spoke about his dietary routine:
14. When he conveyed his expectations of the world:
15. When he spoke pure, relatable truth:
16. And again, more relatable truth:
17. When he talked about his career pursuits:
18. When he shared his stance on farts:
19. When he debunked an age-old myth:
20. And of course, when he got real and cut right to all of our cores with his inspiring encouragement:
kinglamus
Awesome Possum
Avidinha
It bothers me more than it should that #8 wasn't numbered.
LetumComplexo
With #3, yah but in here I'm restrained in a 3x3x5 box with nothing to do but look at the "none percent of the world" I can see right now.
ElizabetherThanDarcy
I scrolled down so fast, when everything you said was in the past tense. Never make me think someone has died when they haven't!
sanguis4k
unpopular opinion, Louis C.K is an uninspired hack and frankly one of the worst things to come out of comedy since Dane Cook
thebluestthingsonearth
"Why the fuck would anything nice ever happen?" Holy shit that speaks to me.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
There's a deadpool quote that I can't exactly remember that fits this perfectly....
helpnonamesareleft
Something about life being really shitty with great commercial breaks?
Statboy78
Us Midwesterners call that thinking like a Midwesterner. It's not apathetic if it is usually true.
chiplizard
People think I'm a pessimist because I always just expect the worse.
EpicPancakes
I get what he means for #6, but they're called minorities because we're talking relative to the country, not the city.
IdreamofflyingbutIamjusttooafraidofheightstoevertestit
Okay, so the fact that minorities now make up the largest % of the pie chart of the country doesn't mean that it might be time for a change?
TwoSeamer
And also most likely different races he compares to one, then the mix can make up 80% of the whole. No?
mechanimated
men and women always gets me. I see way too many people basically go "It's funny cuz it's true!", but as someone helping a woman out of /2
mechanimated
There are a couple of things here I see get taken as funny observations about reality instead of as what they are: jokes. The thing about /1
mechanimated
an abusive relationship, damage to things can and will do damage to your psyche. Violent anger doesn't have to be directed AT you to hurt./3
Jameszombob
in regards to #3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwd25JV-jnU
Naambus
I liked this post until I read "White Ignorance"
LondonSing
BIG
sugar3
I wish I got to fuck, being attractive and not getting sex sucks
ReadOnlyMemories
#8 Your*
Isorikk
I had to scroll up and make sure this wasn't a sponsored cracked.com article.
MidgarSoldier
heh...nice post
Sackprotector
He's still alive right?
DJasperProbincruxtheThird
Louis CK is funny as hell but these buzzfeed headlines are ruining it, even worse is they are after the pictures
iclearlyhavetissues
I can't stand comedians who give life advice. I'm here to laugh not ponder every existential question that I will never know the answer to.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
There's no rule saying they can't and you have no obligation to watch the ones that do..
chiplizard
I ended up feeling like shit after watching Aziz Ansari's last stand up special because he got too to real.
chiplizard
Ignore the second to I'm a little drunk
FishingForConversation
When he makes a joke that feels directed towards you.
IronicUsername
Nightelfbane
Louis Cuck, more like. Fucker has white guilt up the ass.
chiplizard
I don't understand the optimistic and single one? I'm forever alone, no one wants to date me. I've accepted it but I'm so depressed.
Slartifartbest
You have an iPhone though
chiplizard
I see what you did there. I was more trying to understand the correlation between being single and being optimistic though.
MobileShadow
I agree with many statements of his but some like the optimistic ones, are just plain BS. I'm optimistic myself because you have to be (1/2)
MobileShadow
if you wanna live a happy life, otherwise you are just a sad, sad fucknugget who can't handle things... But thats just me, and my thoughts
AssamLaksa
I can't laugh at any of these. );
TheLastPaladin
R.I.P. CK Louis. You were a good man.
TheLastPaladin
I mean he still is a good man, but he was before too. And I just want him to have peaceful rests.
SmellyDojo
They're just his little believesies
lebrux
I hope we get a new season of Louie soon, I miss it more than GOT!
TheInfamousHackerKnownAs4chan
STOP STARTING PHRASES WITH WHEN
ChickWithAnAttitude
I'm liking him more and more.
JohnWilkesTableorBooth
Did you guys hear about that supposed sex scandal of his? I legitimately don't believe it
iLikeHockey
Nope, enlighten us
JohnWilkesTableorBooth
http://defamer.gawker.com/louis-c-k-will-call-you-up-to-talk-about-his-alleged-s-1687820755 it's a shitty news website and 1/2
JohnWilkesTableorBooth
I really don't believe it, buts made a few rounds. Just looking for coverage and now I feel bad for giving it any attention. My bad, guys.
VigilanteSpider
Would you like to know more? No [Yes]
JohnWilkesTableorBooth
I put a link in the comment below. Again, it's bullshit.