Ok. Butt where do they poop? Are they smart like dogs and learn to take it outside? Or do they just shit and piss all over the house? Too cute to care?
Yes and no. They can be trained to pee in a specific place. They do however lack sphincter control, so if they gotta go they will go where they stand. Diapers work!
Today's USA news, then later today my toddler almost getting hit by a car driving up on a curb (and then hurting myself chasing after the car! Woo woo), made this a welcome diversion.
Sadly they got away, have some store security footage of them getting away and me chasing, but so far only my memory of the license plate and such as video was blurry. Filed police report. My kid is okay, she was more scared that me and my wife started screaming at the car, and apparently people came up to my wife as I took off offering, uh, 'help' if I tracked the driver down. And once adrenaline wore off I discovered a bad groin and knee injury.
You did what I had to do and you took the correct steps to have something done about it. Now... go take care of yourself and hug your kid and your wife. Get better soon fren <3
CorruptedOP
I'm never having kids.
Frederf
What a butt head.
n3rdsquared
First gif remind me of this from one piece. https://youtu.be/DBFOttoH2pM
TheFunGuyinOz
So cute as kids .... but they grow up to be stupid, smelly, noisy, messy animals.
And then there's goats.
Stolliolli
For real tho, don't pet goats just shit everywhere in your house?
cactuskid1956
I wish they stayed in pint size
gmonkey129
Kids will be kids
xizar
clippy clops on hardwood floors, though?
LaffertyDanie1
Rules to being a goat: everything exists to be either eaten or climbed
Starbolt81
vanishinggirl
I had a goat named Lucy, Lucy was a bitch.
dpat13
Why are they in the house?
LydiaLPineault
Goats are inherently fresh! Yeah, and they like to eatt paper and things!
TanithRosenbaum
I mean, it's cellulose. Same as the matrix of leaves or grass. They can digest it.
Blunderwriter
Ok. Butt where do they poop? Are they smart like dogs and learn to take it outside? Or do they just shit and piss all over the house? Too cute to care?
dabbycats
How do you get a diaper on a goat? 🐐
Quebeker
You ask politely
MaleProstateMilker88
Carefully.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
What keeps the baby goats from going to the bathroom in your house? I mean, can you potty train a goat?
ImGonnaMissThisPlace
Yes and no. They can be trained to pee in a specific place. They do however lack sphincter control, so if they gotta go they will go where they stand. Diapers work!
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Interesting!
drduffer
Thanks! I laughed out loud at the kid in the BMX helmet head butting that other kid.
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bertchstudio
Yeah it's not going to end well for that kid, the human one
Sasurau
That kid learned that lesson the hard way.
Sticklebrickk
oh no
GhostTater
"goats do butt stuff" is technically correct but open to misinterpretation, especially by the degenerates in UserSub
Putitinyomama
IncrediRis
them: “hey baby wanna do butt stuff?”
me *head-butts the shit out of them*
BeaverOnFire
LittleRobot71
Good
PJamz
Thank you for this! It was very much needed after today's news.
Perkunas687
Today's USA news, then later today my toddler almost getting hit by a car driving up on a curb (and then hurting myself chasing after the car! Woo woo), made this a welcome diversion.
PJamz
I'm so sorry fren. :'< Is your kid okay though? Did you fuck that driver up like the lil shitstain he is?
Perkunas687
Sadly they got away, have some store security footage of them getting away and me chasing, but so far only my memory of the license plate and such as video was blurry. Filed police report. My kid is okay, she was more scared that me and my wife started screaming at the car, and apparently people came up to my wife as I took off offering, uh, 'help' if I tracked the driver down. And once adrenaline wore off I discovered a bad groin and knee injury.
PJamz
You did what I had to do and you took the correct steps to have something done about it. Now... go take care of yourself and hug your kid and your wife. Get better soon fren <3