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Thanks to social distancing, we are getting lots of quality time! I love this guy, we've been together for over a year and a half. He thought I was sleeping and I straight up witnessed the horror of booger eating. My stomach is turning and all I can think is "HE KISSES YOU WITH BOOGER MOUTH!"
I'm in between dying of laughter and being appalled. Not even sure how to bring this one up.
Damn you Coronavirus.
bongles
I'll say this, it's better than wiping it on the bathroom wall LIKE MY FUCKING COWORKERS. Best part of quarantine is getting away from that.
Shohanna
My ex husband did that.. O.o when I had a spring cleaning from hell I found out. the hard way. SO glad he is gone.
heyletsbefriends
so youre single?
zsar
Dont bring it up, ppl do gross shit and when you love them you see it
MrZev
Checked username to make sure it's not my wife by chance.
kramatic
If it makes you feel better studies have shown people that eat their boogers can actually have an improved immune system lmao ??
foodandbooty
Everyone is all about eating butt and it’s boogers where the line is drawn oh ok then
IsthisAmericanow
Well, there has been studies that show kids that eat their boogers have stronger immune systems and are less susceptible to viral infection.
ChorizoCannon
Oooh...Do a booger 'snowball'.
neospor1n
I don’t think my wife has acknowledged that I totally do this.
BTrace98
Or she hasn't seen!
Skywalker2416
Lol. Found out my fiancé does also. Normally not in front of me, but I saw it once when she thought I was sleeping. I get that it’s healthy>
marklayden9
Gross
MyNameIsntChris
Why is it healthy? And why do some people do it? I really thought only freaks do this.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/05/eating-bogies-good-teeth-overall-health-scientists-conclude/amp/
ZombieZooZombieZoo
"The findings suggest snot could defend against respiratory infections" so eat boogers to stop covid19! (please don't take that seriously)
CheeseB0t
your nose is like a filter so provided you're not a mouth breather it collects lots of environmental nasties in the course of a day. 1/?
CheeseB0t
Those nasties get bound in mucus (boogers) to prevent them entering further into your airways. Digesting them allows your body to add to 2/?
CheeseB0t
it's repertoire of knowledge for the immune system about different things it should attack. Google it, you'd be surprised.
Skywalker2416
2>for you. But I figure the boogers I accidentally swallow when trying to breathe through my nose real hard is enough for my immune system
CryptFist
I’m sure his mouth has been in other areas that can get way worse than a little nose gold.
Autittuderp
Been w my husband over 30 yrs, I caught my kid once, he said "Dad does!" I've never seen it happen but not sure why the kid would lie ?
Autittuderp
Honestly, if that's the worst thing he might do when I'm not looking- I've tried to scrub it from my brain. LOL
gaggmaggot
thatsjustcake
They all think it's candy but it'snot
SpringToMyWinter
My wife does that. For my sanity, I make myself forget about it.
BTrace98
BUT WHEN SHE IS KISSING YOU!?
SpringToMyWinter
Ok not quite that bad.
ScarletHao
Op realizes you swallow your own boogers all day everyday as they slide down your throat.
Raspootin
Makes you immune
rawdog
Does he go down on you? @OP...if so, appreciate his lack of regard for oral germ safety...
soulman901
He probably enjoys Tuna Sandwiches....
VernonLamb
Probably gave her vaginal strep B.
ScorpionSage
If vaginas are boogers, then dicks are pieces of poop. So, there ya go.
aTokenOfMyExtreme
Rawdog was saying it's gross to eat boogers and then pussy cause it's not hygenic, nothing against pussies
rawdog
ScorpionSage
You’re worried about getting boogers in a vagina? The vagina is super resilient and boogers be nuthin.
Penelelop
Biggest worry is foreign germs getting near urinary tract leading to utis. Some girls get bladder infections very easily, they’re oweee
Penelelop
Not sure eating bogies would make a diff though
capughe
The vagina is known for being delicate, easily imbalanced and easily infected.
capughe
But a booger isn't going to hurt it if it's from someone licking the area anyway.
Tricorder
thisiskissel
Nice!
whatwouldyousayyoudohere
Northstar11
BOOOOOGER
georgecostanzalatexsalesman
Dudley Dawson
JustBoone
That's disgusting.
HornyPolice
ThePrizeFighterInferno89
Good to see the new guy in the gif game getting some work in.
MrJwinkyface
Had to check the user name to make sure this was not my girlfriend posting
hawaiianohermano
OMG saaame
Lebaneza
Same
Dnkybnr
Had to check the time this was posted. I suspect she saw me earlier today
rubberbuscuit2018
Hahahahhahahahhahahahba
shinagami091
I feel like there are more people who do this who will never admit it.
BlackElkSpeaks
Found a booger-eater.
Ismellofhockey
I don't know, I'm seeing a lot more people admitting it than I expected... What the fuck. Why would you eat it?
perki1984
Wet ones go in the tissue, dry ones get flicked on the floor.
Ismellofhockey
Now here is a man of learning.
Wazzamaniac
Easy way to dispose of it without going to get a tissue
Ismellofhockey
Just do it when you're on the toilet and flick it in. It becomes routine.
Ismellofhockey
Dear god, I'm being downvoted for suggesting people not eat their boogers. This is the finest moment of my life.
Wazzamaniac
Imgur users work in mysterious ways...
NebulousPugs
This is imgur, gotta remember most of the users are pretty young. But we're with you brother. Pick if you want but don't eat it.
Waitihavesomething4this
It’s salty and boosts your immune system
XIIV13C100111
Get it off my hand. Tissues leave a residue and I'm not gonna be assed to rinse my hand every time
Ismellofhockey
So you're disgusted by the residue which the rest of us manage to wipe off, but not disgusted by sucking on that residue? wow
shinagami091
It sounds gross. But if you think about it, our nose drains directly down our throat anyway so how it gets there is inconsequential
Ismellofhockey
I'm mostly playing along. Everyone has their foibles.
letstalkabouthis
I never even considered it. I’m not sure what’s wrong with people who do that
HannibalPoopsPeople
Jheklstuff
I've seen my GF do it. It's fucking gross
thespiritofadventure
When I was like 5 yes....now no. That's gross.
awesomecat42
If it makes you feel better everyone swallows their own mucus all the time without knowing it because the nose it connected to the throat.
Ganoesz12
@OP early into my relationship, I saw my girlfriend do that. I teased her about it mercilessly, but still kiss her nasty booger mouth.
BTrace98
I want to tell him I hit most viral - he would 100% ask what for and then...I show him the post
Ducksarecuterthanpenguins
Public humiliation is a great way to end a relationship... (Be sure to film it!)
Hooverschneef
Lmao bahahamahahahah I just spit my drink out laughing.
laststrawberryrage
Are you at a crowded bar by any chance?
Hooverschneef
Nope. Sitting in my wood shop building a shelf
BTrace98
I'm glad you find it amusing! ?
Hooverschneef
Sorry. It just hit me hard. But to be honest I'm high AF
BTrace98
I'm laughing too - such a weird situation
SpecialOedipus
Adults actually eat their own boogers? What the fuck
StopStealingMyBlankets
That's my response as well. What the actual fuck, guys?
PinkEater
Your sinus cavity, throat, esophagus, stomach, and intestinal tract are coated in mucus. The back of your mouth sometimes. Up to 50oz a day.
NameyMcUsername
50oz? Wow, that's almost a half gallon of boogers
callmethelizardqueen
When I get sick & cough up junk from my lungs I call it lung treats & swallow just to gross out others.
BTrace98
But like...pulling it out and eating it? I do not want to see that mucus ever
CheeseB0t
Your disgust is not based in reality, but your imagination :)
PandaBearSoup
But a booger dries out in part from all the outside dust particles your nostrils filter. That is not something I want to eat.
CheeseB0t
That's precisely why its 'healthy' it helps your immune system
PandaBearSoup
So might licking the floor.
PinkEater
"I would really appreciate it if you could break the habit of picking your nose. It really bothers me." Or something like that. 1/2
PinkEater
He agrees: "Thank you. Please don't get frustrated if I remind you occasionally. I'm really glad you agreed. That is a good one to break."
B0ULLIE
Y'all are robots sometimes I swear lol. Even if he commits to that... What's to say he doesn't go stealth mode with consumption?
PinkEater
That is what ghost pepper oil is for.
SpecialProjectY
It's mostly because mommy said so it's gross, while in reality scabs and snots boost your immune system.
cmererightmeow
DO NOT TELL ME THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO EAT SCABS
SpecialProjectY
Yep, it's quite common and done instinctively because you're also preventing wound to heal better, as scab will contact when drying.
Tumescentpie
I won't tell you what I do, but I exist.
lotsofpun
ObliviousStranger
Inmates will buy the scabs off meth heads to try and get high off them since the scabs are made from the chemicals boiling up your skin.
hbsr
Wtf
ryecurry9000
Just trying to ration food during tough times, you shouldn't be so quick to judge.
blubberingbastard
You've been kissing booger mouth for years and just didn't know it. "All guys do it." - Christoph (Frozen)
nosebleedcremebrulee
but why do they eat it
crazyspelling
It's delicious, that's why.
MattLantis56
Speak for yourself nasty
boobsalot
No we dont.
HornyPolice
XIIV13C100111
That seems like it has further edit potential...
LoopStricken
I bloody well don't.
Gridlocked11
Uh, no, you degenerate.
Tumescentpie
All humans do it. The gross part is putting your finger on it, hands are gross. But most boogers go backwards not forwards.
VibrantPrime
No. Not all guys do it.
horsebackrogue
??this!
Cr4yol4
rubberbuscuit2018
Mom of two boys here. 1st son would rather eat a fresh cat turd than his own booger. 2nd son will eat his boogers no prob. Same father.
aTokenOfMyExtreme
Seriously.
Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalynistic
Especially a booger found under seat 38 on Phydeaux 3
Psionickitten
Agreed. I gagged when I read that. Spreading lies like that is not what the world needs right now.
becauseurwrong
It's a direct Disney movie reference, not something pushed as fact. Calm down
Psionickitten
It's also used out of context. Calm down.
TotallySaneScientist
What do you mean out of context? The comment tells you it's a direct quote and the joke is relevant. Calm down.
NottherealSlimPickens
Your only solution is to eat your own booger in front of him, and kiss him back.
RicheTheBuddha
Be sure to do it while making eye contact.
BTrace98
Assert dominance ? I'm laughing so hard.
WristDeepInaBook
I've been listening to the My Brother, My Brother and Me podcast on youtube. Their solution would be change your identity and move
Mrbrown512
Umm you knew and you still kissed him, you nasty kinky fuck ?
MasterFruitcake
My wife caught me one day and asked me if they were any good.
Elemental1019
There's no taste. It's more of the texture that we booger eaters like.
streunerkid
Leonon
Go full freak, eat each other's boogers.
DanOrtega
Oh god, THERE IS a video of a couple doing that.
2graves
Let's go back to before this comment