GnomeDepot
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Feb 27, 2022 8:34 AM
GnomeDepot
108169
873
20
darkninja2992
Sounds like something a mimic would use to advertise itself
MrGravity
Every saddle huh? Unless they just put a blanket over the horse i seriously doubt that.
Iammychildrensmother
How much?
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
mizzamir
So it's actually "albeit" and not "all be it." It's a synonym for "although."
GnomeDepot
Noted
OamZ
ArcaneConjecture
Give me the cursed variant! It's full of dark money.
GnomeDepot
DameDePiques
Nice for storage, but can it be moved? Is the weight magically reduced?
ObliqueRay
Plot twist, it doesn't nullify the weight and is now sank 10 meters into the ground.
GnomeDepot
That was the chest of self excavation
hirosjimma
wow that's an idea. My cleric of Kelemvor really needs to be able to make coffins of self interment.
hirosjimma
(I am already lobbying at my GM to get permission to get the mold earth cantrip)
attila3000
And butter.
GnomeDepot
Everything….including the butter
Ayecantread
It's a bag of holding, unless it has the army inside too
GnomeDepot
How much can you put in a bag of holding before it rips?
DeviousRaptor
500lbs, or 64 cubic feet (2ft diameter opening, 4ft deep). If overloaded, pierced, or destroyed you lose the contents to the astral sea.
Frenchgeek
They never said it was smaller than the content.
eggmuffin
Bags of holding rarely come with a capacity exceeding 500 pounds. It couldnt't hold the gear for even half a company.
KnightThatDrinksTea
A bag of holding with item restrictions.
ArcaneConjecture
Yeah...if you try to use the stuff for peaceful purposes, you take damage. "Blue bolts from the heavens".
UseTheBoost
A bag of holding can't contain anywhere near this much weight.
hirosjimma
nor volume
Frenchgeek
Be careful: A small 2000 man army, not to confuse with an army of 2000 small men.
SemiLucidUser
The comment above makes this even better
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
Double check the dimensions of that storage box.
cryborg
"A small 2000 man army". So an army of 2,000 halflings.
GnomeDepot
What is your idea of a big army?
hirosjimma
Goliaths, duh
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Hey hey, or gnomes. Don't you dare also bring up the propaganda about writing out the gnomes contribution to Lord of the rings. He played
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
the accordion the whole time.
d0o0o0d
Gnome Depot = all the gear is sized for gnomes.
hyperchondriac
A 2000 small man army. Small before 2000 is redundant adjective use.
Melonfish
2000 nac mac feegles.
Quixus
Instant win.
ayavaska
Crivens!
battery1979
Nae king, nae quin, nae laird, we will nae be fooled agin!!!!!!
JaTheRed
ArkoneAxon
Dayum. 2000 professionals built for covert movement and skilled with military slings? That's nothing to joke about. O.O
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
In that case, the food and drink section would be substantial.
MillenniumFalcon
because there would a hidden, second food and drink section
LurkerPro66
Why do they do this? "albeit" is one word. Meaning: although. Sigh. All my strict teachers coming back to haunt me..
QuackWok
They do it just to spite you
LurkerPro66
Nah. I just wish everyone had a great education and that's not the case everywhere. I know language changes over time.
LurkerPro66
Those guys at the Gnome Depot really gotta get a dictionary for gnomes to translate common..
persistentgaze
This is the comment I scrolled for.
pandaM3CH4
"All be it heavy" is so much more funny though. Source: me, esq.
Strangedays2026
The rules are made up and inconsistent at the best of times. It's best to just not worry about it in informal settings.
KurtopiaCreative
I use this word correctly, but I can legitimately say that I have rarely seen it used often. Thank you for this.
Strangedays2026
Albeit I can legitimately... * (/s)
KurtopiaCreative
Fair play!