Feb 11, 2017 8:44 PM
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EadEchiC
Best relationship ever. You never have to go shoe shopping, which is like purgatory for married men.
Thispostisaboutacat
I loved her range as the blonde elf in LOTR
autodidactrobot
Yes it's a Facebook repost but dammit if that didn't make me chuckle.
idontthinkihaveanaccount
The extra pixels must be crawling around with her
checkitoutwithdrstevenbrule
I feel like this post is missing something...
solidasabowlofsoup
It's not like she can walk out on you.
ElLurkingLlama
nothingpartyslikearental
I know her! That's Consuelo!
AndrewForPres
With all these rude comments you think she would stand up for herself.
Strostkovy
Lieutenant Dan?
TheGriffin
So a lot of snail trails?
ChadCali
Made me laugh out loud
eMBe67
Wrong wrong
YoloTBaggins
She's like a human fleshlight
ipooppyramids
I like how she fits in the basket on the front of my bike
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Just because you're thinking something pervy, Marlon, doesn't mean we are.
10ftmidget
Would Marlon say it to her in person? She could easily wipe the floor with that arsehole
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JasonJonesusaf
duckshooter
NeatoBuilds
Well I was going to say something about snail trails but already on the previous post :(
AGENTLEGITNETH
Well If I were to date her at least she can't jump to conclusions!
AgentErmahgerd
Goooood morning Vietnam. Boom
Syralight
What should we have done without the circle? We could have been looking forever for the joke.
Greatrr
And the arrow! Thank god, I don't think I'd ever find the circle.
RozzAMcGee
There is an arrow? Oh god where?
EadEchiC
Best relationship ever. You never have to go shoe shopping, which is like purgatory for married men.
Thispostisaboutacat
I loved her range as the blonde elf in LOTR
autodidactrobot
Yes it's a Facebook repost but dammit if that didn't make me chuckle.
idontthinkihaveanaccount
The extra pixels must be crawling around with her
checkitoutwithdrstevenbrule
I feel like this post is missing something...
solidasabowlofsoup
It's not like she can walk out on you.
ElLurkingLlama
nothingpartyslikearental
I know her! That's Consuelo!
AndrewForPres
With all these rude comments you think she would stand up for herself.
Strostkovy
Lieutenant Dan?
TheGriffin
So a lot of snail trails?
ChadCali
Made me laugh out loud
eMBe67
Wrong wrong
YoloTBaggins
She's like a human fleshlight
ipooppyramids
I like how she fits in the basket on the front of my bike
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Just because you're thinking something pervy, Marlon, doesn't mean we are.
10ftmidget
Would Marlon say it to her in person? She could easily wipe the floor with that arsehole
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JasonJonesusaf
duckshooter
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NeatoBuilds
Well I was going to say something about snail trails but already on the previous post :(
AGENTLEGITNETH
Well If I were to date her at least she can't jump to conclusions!
AgentErmahgerd
Goooood morning Vietnam. Boom
Syralight
What should we have done without the circle? We could have been looking forever for the joke.
Greatrr
And the arrow! Thank god, I don't think I'd ever find the circle.
RozzAMcGee
There is an arrow? Oh god where?