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Noticed this lady bug in my usb port the other night
It stayed there for a long time, so I figured it was dead
The next morning at work I was surprised to see him crawling around my computer.
He spent about an hour hiding on the back of the screen
When I moved to a different office he spent most of his time on front of my screen.
I borrowed a coworkers desk plant to give him a better place to hang out.
My wife wanted me to bring him home to work pest control on one of her plants. Sadly, somewhere in my commute I lost him. I looked all throughout my car when I got home, but couldn't find him. I left the windows in my car rolled down, in hopes that he could find his way to the great outdoors.
Fortunately my wife found him in my bed after I took a nap. I deposited him at his new home, a aphid infested plant on my front porch. I hope he gets fat and happy
illogical1
How the hell did you not squish it in bed?
BornToRun
still a better love story than twilight
Legislation
SQUISH IT
BitchiMightBee
Faith in humanity restored post
fornoxus
Those little fuckers are terrifying I'm sorry
iamnotthewalrusanymore
Only when they fly!
BeerInTheMorningBeerInTheEveningBeerAtSuppertime
Ladybug shit. Everywhere.
Pizzzzzza
Tiny. Tiny. Shits.
69tigers
Bug poops. in your holes.
NoreKoyanagi
I still don't see a real difference, like how to tell them apart? They both eat aphids tho, so it'll do the job, ladybird (I'm Irish) or not
megabetch
I would've never found him.. Until it was too late and my USB port was ruined.
derpesofthemouth
You slept with it? I thought you said you were married!
coe2012
to the top with you
CatsAreLifeCatsAreLove
Don't take pictures and drive.
1skitzomonica
When you couldn't find him in the car, he was on the back of your head. This is my nightmare.
gingerprobs
And also NOW MINE
spict
That happend to me a moment ago. After 10 sec it flew out of the window. But when it's a wasp or bee, they NEVER find their way out.
FillInForConspiracyTheory
Or in your clothes... [shudder]
Dalylah
You have nightmares about ladybugs? A wasp or a bee and I get it... but a ladybug?
GyroDemon
Wife her.
Widget88
So THAT'S why the damn cable never fits!
jailtime
It's nice to see someone treating ladies right. +1 OP
TheFeralDog
sleeping with another lady while married is treating ladies right?
winsol
And bugs aswell, OP is truly a scholar and a gentleman.
SonicTheBedhog
The NSA is getting sneaky.
JenniferWeinstock
Not a real lady bug, its one that bites
ILiveInCanadaAndIAmDefinitelyNotSorry
Your computer needs some debugging
SanSamis
Not a true ladybug; an Asian lady beetle. They're ubiquitous and create a foul stench. Signed, Dreamcrusher.
irwinjr
How many times did it have to try to fit in the port the right way?
ItsAustriaNotAustraliaYouMoron
Yes.
BornToRun
count the spots
TheCaveTorcher
this many times: http://sheepfilms.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/usb.gif
EightYearOldsDude
Three times. First time is somehow always right.
arsone
dude - that's the only reason it isn't dead right now. dude had to check to see which way his plug was supposed to go.
dasmegabyte
I dunno, but it was trash talking lightning connectors the whole time...
tony3564
might want to check the laptop for eggs
GothmogLordofBalrogs
Asian lady beedle. terrible things.
EricMatthews
They're the fucking worst. My dorm room in college was always infested with them, bites hurt like a bitch too
HateWinslet
Yeeeah, that's no ladybug.
RutherfordBehave
Indeed. Not a Lady Bug at all. They will invade your house by the hundreds and they bite. I shit you not.
GittOffMee
Are you in Michigan by chance? We had a crazy infestation about 15 years ago. Haven't seen a real ladybug since.
driveslow
Holy fuck, it is. OP THIS IS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR YOU!
driveslow
Ahh, fucking reddit op will never see our tears.
lenaninja
I learn the most from imgur.
weirdcalculator
I was curious about the difference, so I found this. http://www.diffen.com/difference/Asian_Lady_Beetle_vs_Ladybug
Chocolatesporks
I still don't see a real difference, like how to tell them apart? They both eat aphids tho, so it'll do the job, ladybird (I'm Irish) or not
salom14
(1) Asian Lady Beetles are generally more of an orange or yellowish color and have way more spots than the traditional ladybug which is red
salom14
(2) The ladybug typically has around 7 or so spots that are pretty much perfect in shape. The asian beetle has splotches and many of them
plutus34
"It's called a ladybird" - Brits
SensualDonut
When did you first realize you were a Disney princess?
PositivePerspective
Your wife found you in bed with another lady and wasn't even mad. :)
aazzlano
sounds like a Pixar movie
TheClassyGentleman
The minscule valley of ants. watch it.
ilikedogsdogsarecool
would definitely be from the ladybug's perspective with occasional switches to the humans
PMMeTitsForPuns
Universal Serial Bug.
InboxMeYourOods
Oh just go work in Hollywood already!
LongUsernamesAreCoolUpToaCertainPointWhichIHaveAlreadyPassed
So ... Adam Sandler is a guy, and he, uh, falls in love with a lady, but it turns out that she's a Universal Serial Bug.
RedReddington
Nope.
LongUsernamesAreCoolUpToaCertainPointWhichIHaveAlreadyPassed
but but but everyone loves awesome-o's ideas! so if you didnt like that how about: Rob Schneider is…a
WallCrawlerArt
A Pixar short.
vxjedi
I knew it was just a movie. Why else would they own a dell?
IAlwaysUpvoteBunsAndPuns
A Ladybug's Life
EndersShadow
"So, being a ladybug automatically makes me a girl? Is that it, fly boy?"
docweird
The Dudebug.
InboxMeYourOods
Ladytrap
NoOneGrowsABeardLikeGaston
CRIPES! SHE'S A GUY!!!!!!
odraencoded
Gentlebugs?
Caniac
Rodney Dangerfield already did it.
noonerspisms
Yes! Love that movie.
sirelurksalot
I feared more for this ladybug than any Game of Thrones character. I am so happy this had a happy ending.
renton7
Why do you keep calling it a lady AND a he?? Make up your mind!
colincooper001
Thank you for posting something that's not about the World Cup!
Donnicton
Yeah well I felt a big bug land on my neck about an hour ago. I grabbed it and threw it but I couldn't find it when I turned the light on.
wizardboy24
Time to move.
Donnicton
I've spent the last hour assuming that it's now plotting its revenge from the dark corners of my room.
SnowTheWarrior
I'm sorry you'll never sleep comfortably again :(
iHaveToPoop
Called IT to tell them my computer had a "bug" ... They were pissed when they saw my new insect friend
Raxreal
I want to work in IT after college. I hope somebody does this, I would not be mad in the slightest
ilovemevideogames
Did they update Adobe Reader? I bet that helped.
noonerspisms
....I'm so doing this to IT tomorros.
BaconKitty
as someone who works in IT, I would find it funny as a prank, not funny if u make me spend 1h looking for it before telling me >.<
SpiralLover
Please don't, I am fed up with shit like this
noonerspisms
I actually called them once when my mouse wasn't working. I plugged it in and out, restarted, all to no avail. Found out a friend taped it.
AHornyRhino
incoming horse cocks on your computer
noonerspisms
You've only convinced me more.
AHornyRhino
IDidntReallyUnderstandThatReference
that was a risky cl-... oh
noonerspisms
....hot, gimme more