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dapizzagal
They ded
StinkFist893
LOLZ fat kid vs branch
sms001
Was #6 just gonna steamroller his sib without that intervening door?
aThirstyMortal
The kid trying to throw the cat in the fountain always gets me!
Corporate29
Dumb ass kids.
elitereloaded
#9 adulting
motherhoodlum
ugh, the toddler with the cat at the pool one pisses me off so bad. That is shitty parenting right there.
rebelft
I blame the parents
Behemoth090
Why the fuck would you watch your kid throw a cat in a pool?
JohnCenasDick
Why did I enjoy this so much....
SFCrawNik
#25, where was he planning going? Probably should lay that down the other way lol.
Gearwe
#10 Just because they're called water wings doesn't mean you can fly with them, kid.
ReallyTerribleExpensiveShit
They should've ended up in a kleenex
elitereloaded
#4 Child mommas going to put you back where you came from.
deathink
that was almost a fatality!
toxicthrone7278
The baseball one made me laugh so hard i woke everyone in my house up
whoisyourdaddy
did that woman just put the kid back in her vagina?
sutats
Unbirthing is all the rage.
WeekendMashSomeTatoes
No, it was Kermit
duckshooter
" Get back in here till your brain develops to its normal capacity"
RainieCog
he wasn't done yet
jsuischa
And now these kids know more about physics and probability
jailorserry
Good lord kids are so stupid.
Imonimgurmainlyforcats
#5 is just bad luck
DrDoomRoom
When I was 7 I tripped while running and went forehead first into a cinder block fence. Im fine but 13 years later I got cancer.
socksnoshoes
Well, if they weren't before, some of them sure are now.
hawk1993md
I'm sorry but I hope #1 busted out some teeth for being that dumb
thebesthandys
I really want to know what she thought was going to happen
whydidyoureadthis
Wait were they brain damaged before or after
ihatedhipstersbeforeitwascool
yes
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
#1 *aggressively eats carpet*
YoSoyMilk
If they weren't brain damaged before, a lot of them probably are now.
RabidDiabeetus
Kid who runs into glass door would have demolished that baby.
lburtonr
As someone who hates kids, I love seeing them be dumb and get hurt
kgirl924
I'm getting deja vu from your comment? Wasn't that the top comment last time a compilation like this was posted? Or am I going crazy?
lburtonr
It's quite possible. Many people share my sentiment, I'm sure.
IneedAVacation
That's just standard childhood stuff on tape. How else will they learn. A Powerpoint presentation?
kilroyishere
Did not everyone get the powerpoint? Was I the only one?
msquareed
I fully intend to PowerPoint all my future parenting. That's an excellent idea!
KaJuN
Well the US military loves Powerpoint presentations just as much as they love treating people like children.
myplacetosaytheshitineversay
It's the best of both worlds, especially when some dumbfuck screws up and injures themselves in some retard way anyhow. Time for more pwrpt!
ThegreatconjunctionistheendoftheworldorthebeginningHm
I Schadenfreude at this.
FilthyRapscallions
I love that word and hate that there isn't an English counterpart.
kdm36
German language is clearly superior...thats why you also stole the Word Kindergarten among others
ThegreatconjunctionistheendoftheworldorthebeginningHm
It's like a master language.
TheFirstAvailableUsername
I have Glücksfreude that I know this language.
apfelstrudelmakesmehappy
Me too!
ThegreatconjunctionistheendoftheworldorthebeginningHm
What does Glücksfreude mean?
TheFirstAvailableUsername
Happy to be lucky
ThegreatconjunctionistheendoftheworldorthebeginningHm
Danke