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Aug 14, 2017 2:33 AM
GollumSmeagol
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slyvic
Just wipe it off with yer cock!
SamLasssy
One of those times where you've gotta do it. Even if it kills you.
DefecatingInMyBarracks
This is what separates the those who try and those who win.
donncuandunlevy
That is Marie from the Aristocats........ I don't know the lady's name though.....
Nomadmoaffs
Was also like I know that cat
Saxon99
he said, followed by "so this may get messy"
Trumpisms
Do you want Diarrhea? Because that's how you get Diarrhea.
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
I would call this a "delicious mistake"
Saxon99
+1, I think Archer would take his chances.
NZSheeps
Perhaps that's her fetish?
Nightcaste
Gross
Alivid
Doesn’t matter had sex
IndubitablyGullible
Suck it up. Deal with it later.
CroppedPicturesOfFunnyFaces
Is he saying that he can't thrust his dick through whipped cream? Lactose intolerance is not an allergy.
ThePlainDoll
All that means is one rough day in the bathroom in exchange for one rough night in the bedroom.
shadysocks
So it's nothing 30 seconds in a shower couldn't fix! Damn it man!
CrazyMrowLady
I'm a Coeliac. Makes it real awkward when my girlfriend puts toast on her boobs.
davebeastly
"I said cum not crumb!"
mrwasd
And that's what shower sex is for
DrawingABlank
That's the yeast of her concerns.
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
Those are fake.
Tyrannotron
Then just don't swallow.
SickOfThisCessPool
AristoCats?
ImAFalseGodAndImOk
I saw it, too.
ichangedmyusernamebecauseiregretmyoriginaldecision
Not an allergy, it's genetic. In fact, originally all humans were lactose intolerant.
VikingZoidberg
So many people don't know the difference between intolerance and allergy... Intolerance = body can't procecc it....
VikingZoidberg
... Allergy = ur own immune system tries to kill you.
grimwyrd
Acthually, babies were not.
ichangedmyusernamebecauseiregretmyoriginaldecision
Yeah. What happened was that over time lactase production slowed and stopped as the child matured into adulthood.
FeChefImgur
man up and quit acting like a whiny bitch !
summertennant1022
Why does the cat look like Marie (white kitten, pink bow) from Aristocats?
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
Artist probably wanted it to? :D
MemberLover
Wish I had a guy to have fun with like her.
aworkoffiction
Do it in the shower
confirmsthings
I would take the hit, man.
Ulthirm
Lack toes in doll her ants?
PugTrashcan
Worth the bubble guts and hot snakes
Evenlymade
Fist a mouthful of stool hardeners, insert a plug in it and take the ride kid. Soon to be filthy casual
OneDoesNotSimplyHitLike
I wish I could draw like this. I'd make only porn comics.
leafspring
Reading the comments I do wonder if people are aware that you can just pop a pill and eat whatever you like for a while...
AWESOMEBOT
I know!
popejubal
1/ It depends on the specific reason why you can't have dairy. Sometimes people say "lactose intolerant" because explaining the specifics
popejubal
2/2 takes too long. Like trying to discuss politics 140 characters at a time.
bobbylan1955
No worries, no lactose in that stuff
BigIrishGuy
"I have lactose intolerance"
CapnDonal
"How was I supposed to know?"
greggor
"Because I kept screaming it!"
davebeastly
So does that cat, but she don't give a fuck.
djbigley
Lack toast and tolerant
sweetnaivety
and toddler ant
KaiserofEire
Why does that cat look like it's ready to tag in?
KnowerOfNothing
TheGreatWizpoo
O my fking god these comments..this...this is why ill never uninstall this app xD
dnmonti
GoofedAllOverYourFace
Pussy for pussy
CyberneticLatex
Pussy on pussy action is best action.
Kabitu1
http://imgur.com/7PaMmpI
SpitefulRed
Seriously!
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
This comment was funnier than the actual post
throgsmash
He's done this before.
PuhTater
Smells like fish
TrustMeImABassist
Because it's ready to tag in
samsonguy920
That cat is not lactose intolerant.
YesThisIsPhteven
Because it IS about to tag in
Ramajam
TorAcklay
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
DaydreamingInsomniac
Fl0zilla
i love you people
Sithlordofnachos
SrDave
LaTransDragon
Ballamoney
ImAFalseGodAndImOk
Bulk101
WowThisIsFun
Venus1511
ShifuYaku
TychoTheMad
myaestheticis2000smovies
When new users see this:
KindaClueless
I've been here for over a year and still have no idea what's going on.
TheSaltyCaptain
LostInDaSauce
WhiteTrashTiger
Player 3 be like:
SrDave
SpitefulRed
jsktrogdor
Because she's covered in cream you daft git.
Freakymon
TotallyNotDitto
ltsDizzyD
imherefortheplot
AdamantlyDislikingAllDogs
SrDave
d4nkm3m3r
Happinessisawarmmeme
IIIHalezIII
zeldafan1593
AdamantlyDislikingAllDogs
SrDave
wintersoldieriscoming
likesmilk
RevanTheJedi
It's a party down here!
TestPattern
Screen-name on point
Juggalomidgetparty
"PERV KITTEH, wants 2 smell your underwear!" Blarhlarglargh!
Rin007
You guys do know feline tongues are basically sharp spike mats?
KaiserofEire
The feels of seeing all these notifications and expecting funny responses, and they are all the same gif.
MrProg
boastfultoaster
zeldafan1593
HipsterFett
eatmyfriesyoudies
RippleNipple
AdamantlyDislikingAllDogs
RippleNipple
SrDave
IIIHalezIII
boastfultoaster
SrDave