I used to do stunts and palled around with a giant muscle mommy. She was so hot. I never hit on her. Both because I didn't want to be that guy but also she could have folded me like laundry.
"The trick was that Coulon would feign a struggle, grabbing the opponent by the back of the neck and right arm and applying pressure to a nerve there."
Reminds me of a post I saw a few days ago of "The 'Unliftable' Man" who apparently had mastered techniques to make himself extremely difficult to lift up. I didn't quite understand the details but I wonder if she is, perhaps inadvertently, using some of those techniques.
Alternatively he might just be struggling to get a grip and can't just make her bend her knees or lift her from the armpits for better leverage.
"The trick was that Coulon would feign a struggle, grabbing the opponent by the back of the neck and right arm and applying pressure to a nerve there." Johnny Coulon, the man in question.
I know its gota be hard to find clothes in her size but... half of her ass is literally hanging out of that skirt. To me thats not hot or sexy it just looks bad.
There have been studies that beauty is tied to Fibonacci’s golden ratio. We’ll need 10,000 babies and one front on photo of each woman. Over several other studies babies look at the more attractive of two photos longer. Do you know where we can borrow 10,000 babies? s/
Cowboy boots only add an inch or 2 at most. Heck most work boots do about the same. I'm about 6'9" with my red backs on, normal height is just under 6'8". Which means I hit doorways with my shoes/boots on.
FTUG
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CaptainSicarius
grendelb
I'm with that.
omuaomua
heheh the guy dont know how to pick up a girl
circlebreaker
Arkheno
thotterpop
Who's the lady?
ChopperMikey
Iwantblondi on insta.
RUFingKiddingMe
God this is stupid
msaroff4
I volunteer as tribute
johnblood616
I used to do stunts and palled around with a giant muscle mommy. She was so hot. I never hit on her. Both because I didn't want to be that guy but also she could have folded me like laundry.
ClutterMonkey
He’ll have plenty of time to hit the gym after they break up.
imgonnaralph
Yay uppies
eastend666
Happiest day of his life.
DrKonrad
KamiShino
"The trick was that Coulon would feign a struggle, grabbing the opponent by the back of the neck and right arm and applying pressure to a nerve there."
ShadeMeadowsArt
WANT
Uptoo11ven
I'm at the wrong end of route 66
InablueMule
I gotta go there ,Chicago right?
karashu2000
Starlatan
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nothingtolurkhere
I think they know each other.
3Davideo
Reminds me of a post I saw a few days ago of "The 'Unliftable' Man" who apparently had mastered techniques to make himself extremely difficult to lift up. I didn't quite understand the details but I wonder if she is, perhaps inadvertently, using some of those techniques.
Alternatively he might just be struggling to get a grip and can't just make her bend her knees or lift her from the armpits for better leverage.
johnblood616
Yes
KamiShino
"The trick was that Coulon would feign a struggle, grabbing the opponent by the back of the neck and right arm and applying pressure to a nerve there." Johnny Coulon, the man in question.
halkeye
I've seen infomercials with better acting.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
All jokes aside, she's beautiful.
DemSumBigAssRidges
I wanna play!!
Turboslacker
Guy in white is hoping for his turn
theskepticinme
ReelPoop
i am her Hobbit and she is my Ent
belly42
So that's where the entwives went.
080080
you might be a hobbit and she might be an ent, but i bet you end up with a little wood in you.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Sounds like orc mischief, to me.
ps238principal
Someone of my acquaintance pointed out an attractive and very tall woman and wistfully said, "You know, I've never gone up on a woman before."
Rkfinecake
I used to fantasize about climbing Rebecca Lobo.
mktrat
10/10 highly recommend
themuffulettaisalsoaverygoodsandwich
highly. +1 for that. now get back to work.
ExorionPremier
I remember that quote from game of thrones
ps238principal
If he was quoting that, I wasn't aware of the line nor that this guy was a fan.
CptRobotNinja
Speaking as a short king, it is certainly worth a try
rmx256
I too would like to attempt to lift random blonde women.
StrokeFlavoured
You can pick up tall girls, when they let you, but be warned: It will fuck up your intervertebral discs.
Snowman25
He isn't even trying
Grapeape2000
I don't know, I think he is achieving his goals
TheDirtySanchezBros
At one point I thought he was just sucking on boobies in public. Like, bro, wait to get her home first.
Cthulhuchooseyou
This. Can see the lack of any kind of moderate to intense lifting on his part. He either has the muscle mass of a limp noodle, or not even trying.
DisUsernameAmsDildos
I'm starting to believe that it could be a skit done for comical measures...
EstoyPoopis
Uuuuh? You take that back right na!
ActualTttony
Are you saying this might be staged?
love027
They're a married couple and have other cute vids
EstoyPoopis
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Sticklebrickk
Never picked up a chick before
LadyCritCat
I think he knew he couldn’t, but he was happy to have an excuse to touch her
yn7jy8s84v7
Bingo!
Snowman25
Let's be real. We'd all enjoy an (consensual) excuse to put our hands underneath her crop-top
justravenhere10
She's a bit young for me .
TripleDane
Clearly not a conservative then...
trakner2
If they were a conservative she would be too old for them.
pgdave
He absolutely could lift her, though, he wasn't trying to do so.
Jimmah1
He definitely could have lifted her.
pgdave
It's not that hard to lift someone when their center of gravity is so much higher than yours.
Snooj
If he did then we wouldn't get to be picked up.
Snooj
I meant to say "he wouldn't" but I'm not fixing it because, in the end, we *all* got to be picked up.
Foehammer262
Unknownhost7
This fits my sense of purportion.
JarJarBinksKisser
johnxbear
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Yotarian
You could really go up on her.
Huitziloxoctic
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taralanth
I know its gota be hard to find clothes in her size but... half of her ass is literally hanging out of that skirt. To me thats not hot or sexy it just looks bad.
toolzgalore2
Yis
LunarEntropy
#SameSpecies
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Rogerwilco1974
Found the 5'3" guy
LadyCritCat
Beauty isn’t objective
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slandr
Although I also find the short one more attractive, I believe the word you’re looking for is “subjective”
LadyCritCat
That’s a subjective opinion
ClutterMonkey
There have been studies that beauty is tied to Fibonacci’s golden ratio. We’ll need 10,000 babies and one front on photo of each woman. Over several other studies babies look at the more attractive of two photos longer. Do you know where we can borrow 10,000 babies? s/
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themuffulettaisalsoaverygoodsandwich
the boots are making her look taller than she is, right?
knotydes
Cowboy boots only add an inch or 2 at most. Heck most work boots do about the same. I'm about 6'9" with my red backs on, normal height is just under 6'8". Which means I hit doorways with my shoes/boots on.
Sticklebrickk
Eh, maybe an inch. That would do it.
LoonyBoBdammitwhotookmyname
It's very possible the shorter girl is in heels of equal height tbf. Can't tell.
ProjectDA
i think shes wear cowboy boots too
themuffulettaisalsoaverygoodsandwich
maybe the shorter one is wearing shoes that make her shorter.
LoonyBoBdammitwhotookmyname
Negative one inch heels!
themuffulettaisalsoaverygoodsandwich
You've heard of elevator shoes. Well elevators go both ways, don't they?