theimgurappsucksballs
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She works hard raising our kids and deserves a night out with her friends. See you at 2, baby!
Jan 1, 2017 11:00 AM
theimgurappsucksballs
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She works hard raising our kids and deserves a night out with her friends. See you at 2, baby!
ShiraZen
It's like you expect to be cheated on.
dumpsterjedi1
Starbug1306
OsmosisTheMassive
Came back for an update. I just wanted to check to see how raising that other guys kid is going
IAmYourGod617
Anyone else getting real tired of hearing about married couples?
Rexermus
The Tiger would be more appropriate.
MyToesGotGluedToMyAsshole
riseofaodh
Congrats on the sex
Sampura1
theimgurappsucksballs
Oh Tom...
idontgiveashitanymor
GADDAMMINT IM TIRED OF FAKE CONFESSION BEARS
Pythonhier
xpabli
Wasn't there a tiger meme you could've use?
Trashgarbage
Are there any telling signs this will happen, or is it more of an unspoken thing that just builds up?
theimgurappsucksballs
I only found out about it at the last minute
Aconcernedfriend
She definitely fucked another dude. Congrats on the 3rd kid :)
bitchthatsmyfood
Oh fuck I thought you mean she died
ThatsWhyWeDontHaveAnythingNice
Plot twist, she will not come back.
theimgurappsucksballs
Pffft, I've got her phone charger, she'll be back
Thehumblebubble
Yeah you totally cat buy a new one
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
are you tripping do you now how much chargers cost nowadays
theimgurappsucksballs
Easier to let her go
Commmmmmon
theimgurappsucksballs
There it is
TristonCarter
So does her boyfriend.
theimgurappsucksballs
Nah, he's on iPhone, she had an android, it'll never last
RogueArt
Make that 3 in 9 months
Corona688
misleading picture -1
FirmCouch
Username checks out.
ImLyingToYouGuys
I like the imgur app more than the website
theimgurappsucksballs
The username was created many previous generations of the app ago
usernameleftblank
Horny male pornstar friends.
theimgurappsucksballs
Um, what?
usernameleftblank
Plot twist??? Nah, sorry. Hope she got home safely..
theimgurappsucksballs
Tvtr
gforce1616
Plot twist!
CaptainSmartass
Um, New Years Eve is not a holiday for a GNO. You should have taken her out. I suspect she's cheating on you.
MrMince
Wait im confused i feel like wrong meme but i dont think i understand
theimgurappsucksballs
Yes, wrong meme, just trying to be clever
Curiousone545
Good for you @op, this earns you so many points with her. I love hearing about happy married couples. Trust is so beautiful :)
theimgurappsucksballs
Her and her best friend drank gin and sang karaoke all night
Curiousone545
Ya, that sounds about right :) Good for you for being an awesome person enjoying being with your kids
theimgurappsucksballs
Happy new year!
SRogerS4
Put the kids to bed early.
theimgurappsucksballs
Lol, if only I could
SevenOfWine
Melatonin!!!
bascus
Put the kids to sleep
sburky
My mom would tell us when the ball dropped in New York, it was the new year and time to go to bed (Even tho we still had another hour lol)
TeammateAssist
Scare them, that's what my dad did
theimgurappsucksballs
Haha, I played the first hour of Last Of Us with my 5 y o watching and laughing, they don't really scare easily
LadyWidebottom
Your kids sound like my kids.
lilburd
Kids these days they desensitized to everything
Molson949
lol that's why you tell them if the new ears eve monster
theimgurappsucksballs
They didn't fall for the Santa malarkey, that has no chance
MoistTissue
You should of changed all the clocks and celebrated it when another time zone did
theimgurappsucksballs
Sign off the times : we don't have any clocks in our house that aren't set by network, not even the oven
Stollig
Should of
theimgurappsucksballs
Steady on now
LawFiveGuy
Have sex with her tonight. This way, in a few weeks when she says she's pregnant, you can sleep at night thinking it's yours.
theimgurappsucksballs
Solid plan, can't see anything going wrong with that
just4favs
This guy knows a thing or two about red flags. OP not so much. But he will.
theimgurappsucksballs
I'm more of a white flag kind of guy ;-)
TheGodUncle
French?
theimgurappsucksballs
Froglip
please never calm down, Satan
Curiousone545
fuckin booo.Why not just appreciate a nice moment?Some people A)trust their partners, and B)use birthcontrol, so that wouldn't happen anyway
SmellyPotatoMan
theimgurappsucksballs
This is beautiful, I'm totally stealing this
LawFiveGuy
come on now, all in good fun. but I like how you hedged your bet on trusting partners but still using birth control so it wouldn't happen!
theimgurappsucksballs
You guys are fucking crazy