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Oct 31, 2016 11:52 AM
Enfeu
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Blackandwhitefartsquirrel
Ron Swanson?
Heartomaton
guntbagmunkball
Ken bone?
thebigby
Well if anyone would know it would be this guy.
whyisthisusernametaken
DoctorIdentity
Isn't that X-How's Matt Beacon?
HarryHotdogs
https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-16-2016/PBVWXM.gif
damnmongorian
Ba Dumm Tsss
PizzaGovorun
He is still a pedophile. Whether he acts on it or not anymore.
somerandomtwat
or he could not have the urges anymore making him not a pedophile
ironhippo
Isn't this guy on the Ice-T/lemonade Geico commercial?
ChickHearnsGhost
Did he get castrated to become a former?
UWantSumFuk
You don't technically have to get your diddle on to be a pedophile
CheekyBreeki
Chemical castration...
OrkFaeller
Onion scetch.
BeeeardedMan
*squints suspiciously*
LazySidekick
Gerrery
"More troughs in men's public bathrooms", he advises, as a men's bathroom and locker room designer.
Gerrery
In the community center pool where my nephews live, the boys are forced to walk past naked men changing in order to use the toilet.
noonan218
Hey, Ice Tea!
TigerRaven0385
Exactly! I was like, "pretty sure that's the dude walking a dog in the Geico Ice-T/Tea commercial" lol
noonan218
Haha yep! Makes sense, since this is from the Onion
Barnicals
I think he's more likely to have majored (or minored) in a playground rather than a field.
aldoraine1986
Dr. Phil's less rapey looking brother
tjh82
Dr. Feel
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
"But why is his last name different?" "SHUT UP, TED!!!"
spambamthankyoumaam
Who is, incidentally, more rapey.
killdread
we don't know that for sure
spambamthankyoumaam
I mean, hes a chomo
Enfeu
Still a bit rapey though.
cyno01
Its the mustache. Its always the mustache.
yourcreepyunclefriendly
I'm not saying every dude with a mustache is a pedophile. But every pedophile has a mustache.
HORSECOCKALYPSE
Marginally
spaztech
Looks like a Hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees.
Shrc78P
Oh my god, thank you for that!
TCxStorm
Looks less rapey, does more rapey.
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
What the hell.... Is that not as stupis as "former gay"?
ditto12g
It's satire...
MTFRJones