Granted, you paid to buy a fucking big safe and build a secret closet for it, you can clearly afford it; but if you have so much valuable stuff that you have to go to these lengths to hide it, then maybe you have too much valuable stuff.
I’ve heard leaving them in a wrapped up diaper like it’s been used but haven’t tried it. I’ll try the “in someone else’s shoes” in the future! Sounds like a solid plan. What could go wrong?!
“Ha! ha! ha!–he! he!–a very good joke indeed–an excellent jest. We shall have many a rich laugh about it at the palazzo–he! he! he!–over our wine–he! he! he!”
we had one at my grandmothers that was behind wainscoting, you would hit up on the trim in one spot and could be pulled up then that panel pulled out. couldn't hide in in mind you but it's where she kept my grandfather's medals and other hoarded crap. was pretty hard to spot.
Found a secret room behind bookshelf at a local bar like that, full of cleaning supplies. Worst secret room ever. Or maybe I just gave up too easy and the real treasure was in the mop bucket.
Dark Souls taught us that you have to hide the secret room at least three deep to hide the *really* good stuff. Mix the right combo of soaps in that bucket and you'll unlock a whole hidden zone.
That's why I immediately start attacking the walls whenever I'm in a basement or closet. My friends don't like to invite me over anymore, but I think they're just trying to keep all their Estus flasks to themselves.
Hehehe. What I’m picturing would make for a pretty funny video. I feel like if I lived somewhere with basements, I would totally recreate this in a short video just for fun.
Took a tour of an Estate house in Scotland, and they mentioned in the grand dining room that there was a hidden door. I found it by finding the wear mark on the floor where it swung out. Guide was impressed. I just read a lot of Sherlock Holmes as a kid, :-P
Well I keep trying to show people my hidden Rumpus room in the basement but I keep getting slapped. What's wrong with showing people gaming entertainment?
Counterpoint: I've never shown off my secret room in the den accessible only if you push in the third brick next to the fireplace, which opens an opposing wall with a super cool mechanism that you should really check out if you ever get a chance.
SnowIsCool615
Well I assume he just has a pile of big gold coins in there.
PutThePRNDLinD
Well it's not exactly a secret anymore now is it?
TinaTheWonderBra
This but to a secret bedroom for naps.
“Where did she go?”
“I don’t know but this wall is snoring.”
WalksTheSky
If I was rich, I’d definitely have secret rooms.
cactuskid1956
secret women too
Starbolt81
My video game brain insists that section needs to be a slightly different shade
Frostycopper
Firemen hate this one trick
UncleMartha
Granted, you paid to buy a fucking big safe and build a secret closet for it, you can clearly afford it; but if you have so much valuable stuff that you have to go to these lengths to hide it, then maybe you have too much valuable stuff.
gumblemuntz
Probably guns and/or drugs
Huhwhatcrazy
And puts good secret on the internet …
Kazpur81S
$$
cactuskid1956
I never told anyone when i am at the beach I leave my keys and wallet in my sneakers...no one has a clue shhh
bassaro
Don't be foolhardy, that's the first place they'll look. Leave them in someone else's shoes.
adventureswithadhd
I’ve heard leaving them in a wrapped up diaper like it’s been used but haven’t tried it. I’ll try the “in someone else’s shoes” in the future! Sounds like a solid plan. What could go wrong?!
MarshallDaemon
Beetlejuice
dfhowes
“Ha! ha! ha!–he! he!–a very good joke indeed–an excellent jest. We shall have many a rich laugh about it at the palazzo–he! he! he!–over our wine–he! he! he!”
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
Soft-close drawer slides?
AHeatonWriter
I've played old school first-person shooters. I'll find your secret door.
sinnfinn86
what's in the safe?
VinnyVeritas
After paying for why would need a safe?
LowlevelRebel
It’s no secret if someone other than you built it.
Kurchak
And now you have to kill all the people who have conceived and built it...
nccomputermechanics4
Dwarven doors are almost invisible when closed
guardianzero
this room needs a different floor
stmuppet10
There's a safe there too.
101Medic
The interior design equivalent of mixing plaids
Shoumpue
Fuck thats great
XXXSpork
May be a showroom
Gingerwithsomesoul
It's on the cieling too, most likely a showroom.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Or at least some trim.
dripstone
I like the floor, but yes too much different coloured wood.
bitemark
It's part of the defence. "These people clearly don't have any money"
Frederf
or taste. Ya gunna steal their Honey Boo Boo commemorative plate set.
HillOfBeans
Money can’t buy taste.
sambaah05
What wood you do instead?
SkowerR
I'd go all nuts and switch floor with the wall. The pattern I mean not physically... :) also it would be just mad to have a trap door in the floor ;)
FreeTheTiddy
No wood. Black stone floor. Nice contrast.
DdCno1
That's how you get an ear-deafening echo.
StephenDaniels
Some sort of solid color. Lets say white oak with a pale finish.
trapdoorogre
Wall.
TheRicM
Shaggiest of carpets
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
Play me some little river band Dr. Mustache
Booger1775
Yes. Orange, brown tan combination perhaps?
TheRicM
I prefer booger green but that sounds nice, yes
Courier87
My vote is for a dark green or burgundy, make it feel like a Victorian study
JustJoshinya9001
Less shitty tile, probably.
Jinxboy
JustJoshinya9001
I got it. The floor ain’t wood, but I got it.
Yotarian
Yotarian
Ok Worf
Idontneedrealfacts
Gandalf, what is the Hipster word for 'Friend'?
exbenedict
When the wall settles or the foundation shifts that’s going to either suck or be real easy to find
DeguRatface
Worst place to get trapped inside by mistake.
phylax1
I heard there was a sliding door, that slid so smooth you´d see no more, but you dont really care for woodwork - do ya?
ImScaredToGiveYouMyRealName
You, sir or madame, have my heartily given upvote! Perfection.
HillOfBeans
It slides like this, three-fourths, five sixths; the brownish walls, the floor like shit; The baffled spouse is just asking “Why would ya?”
whitebbwolf
Louminary
I've plated enough zelda to spot that shit right away
Louminary
Played
fractalsphere
Safe? Pfft, this needs to be its own reading/sitting hidey-hole.
STONES1975
ApothecaryGrant
"How'd you manage to find my secret room that I always hide in?"
jesuisgur
What am I looking at here besides some toes at the bottom ? Sweat marks on the floor ? I can see a door, so it's not much of a secret...
MajorasTerribleFate
tarataqa
jjsjosCreator
we had one at my grandmothers that was behind wainscoting, you would hit up on the trim in one spot and could be pulled up then that panel pulled out. couldn't hide in in mind you but it's where she kept my grandfather's medals and other hoarded crap. was pretty hard to spot.
marsgoose
Found a secret room behind bookshelf at a local bar like that, full of cleaning supplies. Worst secret room ever. Or maybe I just gave up too easy and the real treasure was in the mop bucket.
marsilies
That was the decoy secret room. You were supposed to find the hidden door in that secret room to find the Super VIP room.
DdCno1
Reminds me of that scene in National Treasure. No, it doesn't hold up that well, so don't bother rewatching it.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
The real treasure was the cleaning supplies you stole along the way.
wrincewind
Dark Souls taught us that you have to hide the secret room at least three deep to hide the *really* good stuff. Mix the right combo of soaps in that bucket and you'll unlock a whole hidden zone.
ApothecaryGrant
That's why I immediately start attacking the walls whenever I'm in a basement or closet. My friends don't like to invite me over anymore, but I think they're just trying to keep all their Estus flasks to themselves.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Hehehe. What I’m picturing would make for a pretty funny video. I feel like if I lived somewhere with basements, I would totally recreate this in a short video just for fun.
Gryphonosiris
Took a tour of an Estate house in Scotland, and they mentioned in the grand dining room that there was a hidden door. I found it by finding the wear mark on the floor where it swung out. Guide was impressed. I just read a lot of Sherlock Holmes as a kid, :-P
bobthefunny
And also, make it not reach all the way to the ground? maybe?
vegivamp
And that is why you always make your hidden door swing in.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Also let’s you spear people@from@the inside
gilarelli
rusrsdude
For free???
Magavyn
TacosAreDelicious
Magavyn
WoeToHice
DrKonrad
BlueRonfar
JoeMangoJello
ifbuffaloscouldfly
yes
SilentSecretMan
Disclaimer… please don’t enter room after drinking…
ThisPleasesTheSlug
Why? It's it not .... Safe?
IDontGiveAMousesDonkey
But I have a great cask of wine in there
marchingFishes
Ooh, really?
PutItInNeutral
The problem with a secret room with a hidden door is the temptation to show it off to everyone.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I'm pretty sure I would have to own property first before I install something like that.
VictusVonGuyver
Well I keep trying to show people my hidden Rumpus room in the basement but I keep getting slapped. What's wrong with showing people gaming entertainment?
marsilies
At least you don't call it your bud-hole.
HillOfBeans
WELL NOW HE’S GONNA
Relayu
8356 views so far!
jtxyz
That's why you need two.
No one would ever look for the second.
Dannyalcatraz
Unless they played D&D. If they did, they’d check EVERY wall…and the floor…and the appliances…and the pets…
jtxyz
That's why I have three.
electronicbovine
Counterpoint: I've never shown off my secret room in the den accessible only if you push in the third brick next to the fireplace, which opens an opposing wall with a super cool mechanism that you should really check out if you ever get a chance.
McMasterx
Amontillado you say?
TellusEidolon