KingKizer
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Apr 18, 2018 11:54 PM
KingKizer
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fatbitcheslovecake
Geophph
EggsMayhem
What the fuck is beyblade? That was rhetorical.
codepoet2
Ok, those strawberry candies that only grandmas have are awesome.
Magicmousehat
My MySpace had all sorts of animations,music, and even a custom cursor.
Imnotputinthatinmymouth
Jephph
kraquepype
TVS1337
I know it’s a joke but looking at #7 legitimately made me feel sick.
TypedThisWithMyPenis
Those strawberry candies are the shit!
RandywithanI
My grandma had the strawberry ones, jolly ranchers, m&m, those caramel squares, and cinnamon bears.
CaffeineManic
That's not how incognito works.
YesButAlsoYes
Is the joke
velovali
Geophph
peepeeinthebumhole
jeophph
idiotn00b
ephphatha
TheVapeCrusader
meh nam es JEOPHPH
cosmicqueen
Geophph
GalacticOverlord
"Ohhhhhh Jephphrey!"
TheParticlesSon
I have a nephew named Geophph.
TheParticlesSon
*nœfiu
LOlivingVE
“Guess again Sweaty” +1
ToastDNA
RayMC
rusrsdude
Think this is a good dump? Guess again, sweaty.
Derrick4Real
You have terrible taste.
optimusgoose
if you then you don't love don't me deserve at my me at my
eadanke
Ginkawa
I don't get the goose hate. the geese that we fed when I was a kid were cool.
eadanke
They get pretty high strung when they have goslings with them, or if they're in an area with too many other geese.
Ginkawa
we must have had some particularly calm ones. even with little ones and a pretty decent flock they were pretty well behaved.
ThatsDefinitelyAPenis
The recession was hard on them. The middle-class geese began to disappear, goose jobs got harder and mass fly-offs ensued. Park bread...
ThatsDefinitelyAPenis
...reserves diminished because the human feeders weren’t bringing home the bread either. Always wear double pants to your local park pond.
justtherightamountofchesthair
Spell Jeff “Jegh” and see what happens.
Danteelephante
"Guess again, sweaty."
YouShouldNotGoogleTheStreisandEffect
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Legit though, those strawberry looking hard candies are fucking amazing
Wastelander95
If there’s even one meme I don’t like in a dumb I give an automatic downvote
FatherChi
My tv stays on the hgtv channel. I’m definitely addicted to it.
PiGiSpi
What sucks is I enjoy it now, too, but I hate that I enjoy it! Reminds me of sunday mornings before I'd have to leave my sleepovers
ugn1
#1 But it isn't.
Falos
SexualConsent
BLASPHEMY
RayMC
I like your name
SexualConsent
Thanks, I made it myself
DoublevBomb
Use the Super Kaplowey technique https://youtu.be/dPjf6Rp85Po
plato47
So did MySpace actually play your favourite song if someone visited your page? (Asking for a friend)
viewsfromaplane
I remember putting up a poll of options for my friends to vote on what songs I should cover during my first open mic. The organiser....
viewsfromaplane
....asked me to never sing in public again, but the point is....MySpace; better than we gave it credit for, and a more simple time.
solitaryDoesThingsToaMan
I miss those days and can't believe anyone doesn't know about the glory and horror that was the reckless abandon of Myspace HTML
siriuslygoaway
Stars would fall down my page too
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Those pages always wrecked my computer trying to load it all. I think I had broken hrlearts falling on mine lol!
daiko
My gran says yes. She tells us the tale of MySpace every Christmas
jem282
"...and then Justin Timberlake righteously deleted all of our photos, thus cleansing the internet of our most cringeworthy years"
MikeMcAwesome91
So I just finished looking for MySpace and it's still there, but I didn't recognize it at all. Last time I checked mine was about 10 years
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
And you log in using Facebook I shit you not
gaidinbdj
MySpace allowed embedded media. Also let you override the page's CSS which meant most profiles were broken because people didn't know CSS.
TheCultist
Yes but also remember that back in the day browser didn't have the little speaker icon on the tab playing music. It was wild west
abigmoosenamedjerb
I had a full playlist on my page AND flash games
TheKindaRealElonMusk
Space invader...my page was lit
chucknasty
And you got to display profiles of your top 8 friends! Many arguments were had in those days
malkos
Oh.. Oh god. I forgot about that drama.
jem282
I still remember the day a friend told me my crush had moved me to his top 8...we dated for 2 years, simpler times
LurlineLumpkin
My new boyfriend still had his ex gf as the 1 spot for months! I'm still mad about that, and his sitting behind me (almost 10 years later).
Samja192
You have every right to be mad, it was a serious business
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LurlineLumpkin
My name is not Lorraine. You must not get the reference. (over your head). He's right about what?
TheNeub
Fucking kids these days., am I right?
Redeyedguy4291
You ain't wrong.
TheParticlesSon
Hm. This struck me strangely as the number of child predators who maintained over-the-top MySpace pages was high, therefore “ ..*THOSE days”
ThisWasATriumph
I know my AIM page did
zeroXXbanshee
Yes. And it took no less than 3 hours picking the PERFECT song
FireBreathingFerret
Just takes a few seconds to slap down a MIDI of “sweet dreams are made of these...”
nanciesweb
It was in the days were a lot of people still had dial-up. It lagged terribly. I had to stop using it for that reason.
KingKizer
Yea and we all learned basic html putting animated backgrounds and quizzes and shit all over our MySpace page.
cosmicqueen
I forgot that I used to know basic html specifically for trickin’ out my Myspace
ArmorGyarados
Tom's Myspace editor v4
werewhale
I would spend so long picking the perf background, song, and cursor effect, plus removing adds from the html. We used to work so hard
missingyourmusk
YAS
memoryshuffle
*
snortingstardust
You can do this on tumblr as well. Edit html, put music on your page, ect.
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
i remember that
davethebiker
Aka social media AIDS
DukeLetoofDune
I forgot that's where I learned html. That and angelfire.
BanadecCamberbootch
And neopets.
TheParticlesSon
NEOPETS!!!!!
ShaunDreclin
Shot in the dark: you remember mimisk8?
LovelyLadyLumps
I learned from NeoPets
MrTroysWildRide
It was a train wreck, honestly.
Bilcosby
It was the type of trainwreck where the cargo was gold and it was free for the taking
MrTroysWildRide
Yes!
TheParticlesSon
I can’t add anything useful here, but I am feeling a flush of neighborly affection and camaraderie because you said this. [awkward hug].
MrTroysWildRide
Thank you, internet stranger! [awkwardly hugs back]
KingKizer
Absolutely.
bastardwafting101
Never used it but honestly myspace doesn't sound bad kinda wish I was born back then
DukeLetoofDune
But Tom would never done us dirty
TheVapeCrusader
TapToRetry
Stop it I'm only 33 you little bastard
renotime
So true, but it was *our* train wreck!
MrTroysWildRide
Damn right.