Every damn time

Jul 2, 2026 3:43 PM

ILBaztardo

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As a former aircraft maintainer, I feel this.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then you step on it barefoot 3 days later

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

spiteful bitches

2 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Can confirm.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Magnetic bits

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

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2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As I understand it, this is the exact reason it's someone's job to point at a person that has fallen overboard.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It will appear under your heel when you are snarfing down a midnight snackski. Kind of like a leggo unleashed

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Measuring tape with a magnetic tip. You don't even need to get down. Will not work with stainless hardware. Source- I clumb ladders a lot and drop screws a lot.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That .....MF Screw.....

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best way to find it is to not be wearing shoes and give up - two seconds later you'll step on it.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same but in the bottom of the foot.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This has never happened to me, it makes one bounce and enters the 6th dimension with a 1 in 5 chance of actually reappearing.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Expected his ghost to be watching his corpse on the floor, crushed beneath the microwave.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They forgot to show where he goes to get a new screw from the drawer, as to fix the squeaky drawer, but is out of lubricant, so tried to go to the store, but the car needs an oil change... Oh! And when he FINALLY gets back to the kitchen, he steps on the screw and has to go to the ER to have it removed, then the ER bill bankrupts him and he loses the house to the mortgage company. He's totally SCREWED.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Was there really never a time when he could have started cooking meth?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I work in commercial aircraft and have dropped hardware from the top of the tail...amazingly often you can see where it lands, but by the time that you descend to the ground, it grows legs and runs away

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay, so it's not just me.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Magnets help.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they still even sell screw tips that aren't magnetic?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just to reappear after the job has been finished.

With or without using a new screw.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's ok, you'll find it with your foot next time you're not wearing shoes

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I stopped trying to look (as I'm usually contorted in some odd position that prevents me from seeing where it lands) and have adapted to listening where it last hits the floor and searching that area.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same. But some get some damn good bounces to them. Grr

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sometimes things get too many bounces and get sign and “I’ll find it later”

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A sigh* not a sign

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You tried your best. :)

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very relatable

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ADHD banishment ritual. You have a thing. You place or drop the thing. As soon as you lose sight of it, it no longer exists. Screwdrivers, phones, wallets, keys, trinkets, medicine, clothes, doesn't matter. All gone.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My self confidence...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ADHD costs me so much money, because I'm always replacing stuff I lost. Upside: Eventually, I'll have duplicates.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sound off if you've ever spent ten minutes looking for your glasses without realizing you were wearing them.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or on top of your head

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I left home to go to swim class, forgot my headphones, went back to get them, searched for 15 minutes making me almost late, and then realized I was wearing them. Rushed out, arrived on time, forgot my flipflops for the 3rd time

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Telescoping magnet stick would help here.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or just a magnet on the end of a yardstick - I have a magnetic note holder in my tool set that has so many uses.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

K but a yardstick won't fit on your tool belt or in your pocket for unexpected use and would likely require breaking line of sight to grab.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then your tool belt and your tool pants suck.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what happens with the last buck in the wallet as well

2 months ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

My bank account after bills, college tuition payments, car payments, phone payments...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that one lego piece you JUST saw 10 times when you didn't needed it.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't worry you find it when you're mopping and it leaves a nice long scratch in the floor.

2 months ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 1

Or when enterin the kitchen sleepy at night barefoot

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has skittered underneath the open door and wedged itself between the bottom of the door and the floor and yeah that is going to leave a mark

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And it’s gonna make a naassty sound when you move the door

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or you step on it during your late night shredded cheese run...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually find it with the pad of my foot.

2 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Use a flashlight and lay it on the floor. Rolling its beam across the floor and look for the shadow of the screw on the wall.

2 months ago | Likes 279 Dislikes 3

Where the Thrush Knocks 3 times.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Take off your socks and walk around - you will find it really fast.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No. Magnets.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genius!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use a rubber band to loosely cover the nozzle of your shop vac with a rag, and vacuum away

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mother always, always, always dropped her earring backs, I don't need the flashlight trick, my allowance was based on me learning tiny object hunting skills from toddlerhood on, and yes, we had avocado shag carpet thanks for asking, just made me train harder =]

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You assume it still exists in this reality...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s brilliant. My brain already forgot it. Something about spinning a flashlight on the floor like a dreidel?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like my love life, Shadow of the Screw

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or a lightsabre

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd have to get down first to put down the flashlight though...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As you lay your head down upon the floor, you gaze your longing eyes for the shadow on the wall, fingers slowly start to emerge from the shadows on the floor https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cjR1YmJzM21weno4ZWswem5mYnF1NnJtbHE5eXdrd3RwZDhsZW4waSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oKIPikXXxzs8MFFO8/200w.webp

2 months ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

Hell yeah, I've had a good run

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

To the window, to the wall.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can they pass the screw?

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They can...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, WILL they pass the screw, please?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0