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Totally harmless Banana Spider
web-link (see what I did there): https://youtu.be/hIDxw81yMI0
Woohoo MV: Send your wild beasts and thank @TarantulaDan for the use of his
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
MyDogPotatoe
Your cat looks sick.
EatingFiftyBagels
bolognaunderwear
Fuck that shit
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MexImgurian
My hip hurts every time I see this
VindictiveRidge
Same here. I can just about feel the dull thud. Crashing out the window afterward seems less terrible somehow.
MexImgurian
I think that was the intention, to break straight out the window and he missed by inches!
VoidIncarnate
She's a beaut!
ChickenTacquitos
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Spydermunkee
I once saw my 2.11m tall best friend running through the field like a startled antelope because one of these had ended up on his shirt.
laurendominick
n6n43hix
darkprincess0212
Nice
dups97
Awesome
Pugbear
I love this. I come from the post down under.
failurez
BananaIsEqualTo3
Pugbear
HerrBisch
THE FUCK IS THAT THING
dantd90
This was an amazing spider of mine, I have to say the comments are absolutely fantastic! haha
RaisedByTurnips
Heeeeey! Let's get you tagged on this
dantd90
Thanks,the comments are hilarious haha. I did try and reply to you but I couldn't on YouTube so I contacted you here, I hope you don't mind.
RaisedByTurnips
Not at all... welcome to Imgur
Alargeseagull
aw a banana spider, i love those guys. they make the coolest golden webs
IcyLucario
I didn't know @TarantulaDan has an account here, I've been using this gif from 'em for quite a while:
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dantd90
Yeah I was contacted on my YouTube page and came to have a look. I'm glad people use the gifs, they make me laugh haha
RaisedByTurnips
I told him that I'd used a video of his, so he popped by to see us
ILIKETurtlesAndTrains
SomeDudeWithNothing2Do
That is one big fucking orb weaver. +1 for that frame rate
RaisedByTurnips
Aww... thanks for noticing
im40percentbenderrodriguez
Mymumsaysno
Ok watching that actually made it seem less scary. Maybe the fire was avoidable after all?
Acentius
I thought the way he swings his 2 arms in front in such large arcs was funny.
Wizardgaming
AleHanSolo
That's sooo cool dude!
LimJahey504
mistafancypants
need
SilverbackRotineque
want
Hizoran
T3sl4co1l
Cool!
ZanarkandAbes
When bugs get to a certain size I deem them more animal than bug so they get a pass. Like with Mantises and some Beetles.
matthewcw07
VindictiveRidge
Completely appropriate reaction.
SlyReflex
Real life Retiarius. Nobody will get the reference, and that makes me sad.
JimLaSomething
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK! FROM VICIOUS GIANT INSECTS WHO HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK! ????
SlyReflex
WE'LL UNLEASH ALL OUR FORCES, WE WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLACK!
JimLaSomething
THE EDF DEPLOY! Shit dude, you on Steam or what? I play that shit almost non-stop
SlyReflex
I'm on Steam but I don't EDF there. All my giant insect killing is done on consoles.
maintaineyecontact
Mephane
10/10 would become superhero again.
FrozenRhinoSperm
Sure enough, it's dancing in sync to the song I'm listening to
airborneherpes
flutterprincess
That one looks quite harmless, I must say. Still wouldn't want to even be in the same building with it tho
krapmyself
I think spiderman would be cooler if instead of shooting out webs he shot out tiny spiders. Imagine getting covered in a thousand spiders?
arbition
Maybe he'd be like Dr. Bees
Jimmygarn
Easy there, Satan.
Nefel
Kaine can speak to spiders.
There was also an enemy who was made of lots of spiders wearing people's skin.
Nefel
Also, one time he scared a bank robber with a hostage by claiming he was "summoning the spiders". That was pretty great.
baldewok
It is a spiderbro and it is cute.
svcAlex
I'm not a fan of spiders but this one is just beautiful.
azzyplanethopper
Isn't he just the cutest!
GrilledMelonMan
There is no such thing as a cute spider.
palest1na
Soulren
You fool.
SingularPing
You sure?
ThatRandomCanadian
GrilledMelonMan
Nope, not even Peacock Spiders. Still disgusting.
ChromeEagle
I'll have you know that the Gray Wall Jumper is rather adorable.
GrilledMelonMan
Nah man, I wouldn't let that thing anywhere near me.
Pugbear
sclev
Is that Richard Jenkins?
AngryNakedFlailingHitler
fusrohjordan
Sick reference bro
kepattRunner
"Dude, you've always got the best references, everyone knows that"
JSteady331
My face EXACTLY!
Pugbear
JSteady331
Haha, welp, no choice. Gotta throw that whole arm out!
originalusernamedonotsteal
Is that a screen grab from a SBF L.A. Noire video?
BrockenSpectre
It might just be.
killeramgon
Lol am thinking of two best friends play lp of la noire
Buck39
DiddleDucc
THEClockworkBanana
ImakoSystemisntthatbad
A new reaction picture, neat. That was fast
Pugbear
Made this bad boy a few months ago. Comes in real handy
rekypup
Make a gif version with the comical facial expressions!
SurrealGorilla
Please to explain?
Pugbear
Elaboration how so?
SurrealGorilla
Im wondering about the reaction pic? Where it's from and if it's related to the original post it if it's just a reaction face.
SirFeatherbottom
KingKon
SwaggaChild
Pugbear
lol you're glorious
boopysnoot
Banana spider, look like they are spawn from hell but they are harmless.
thyfartismurder
Ive always thought they lokked cool
GenghisJohn2010
Completely. Unavoidable. Fire.
ihavethelowground
Dagordae
Which kind? There are a lot of different spiders called 'Banana spiders', at least one of which is notoriously aggressive and venomous.
ItsMrThomas
I think the one you're thinking of is the Brazilian Wandering Spider which hides in crates of bananas. This is an orb weaver
GreenFox
I don't think "harmless" is the right word. Maybe not harmful to us, but they're still predators.
sickntiredofbeingsickntired
Fuuuuuuuck no they aren't harmless
PrfctDrk
:)
Elonth
That is not a Banana spider. Actual Banana spiders (from south america) will paralize you in 1 bite and you will asficiate with a pain boner
festisk0317365
paralyze* asphixiate*
FourLettersInLength
Thousand ways to due
FourLettersInLength
Die*
MatthewThomas21
Until your biking through the Florida woods and have one end up on your face
AriBoBari
So is this how we measure how big a spider is now?
DragotyranniraptorExGojirapterxiaRexkongcaudia
Banana spider you say? https://giphy.com/gifs/nope-spider-bursting-kgZvF9eap6bYI
JustusPost
In Africa these spin big, yellow webs that are really strong.
kaztas
They do the same in Florida. I love the yellowish/gold hue to the web.
ImNotAnOrange
they scare the fuck out of people who happen to be under banana trees, thats not entirely harmless
Pugbear
Hey Siri, define harmless.
whatkindofpasta
This is obviously some strange usage of the word "harmless" that i hadn't previously been aware of
dangershell
Banana spiders aren't harmless
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Last I checked, they absolutely can bite you but their venom isn't the worst.
DocWino
All spiders are venomous. Some just can't bite humans.
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
I'm pretty sure these can
VectorCross
Pffff "harmless"
PoppinLochNessHopster
Imagine a grasshopper with a different configuration of body parts.
iDrinkDrano
I dreamt a bunch of these were much longer and their legs ended in shapes akin to meathooks. Had a sleep terror my bed was full of them.
RyukiWong
SnackMasterRanger
Banana spiders or Brazilian wandering spiders are the most venomous spiders.
UnremarkablyInteresting
Just like Grandma.
dinosnore
Until you run face-first into one of their webs. Source: I ran face-first into one of their webs.
Rimasticus
Banana spiders do a shit ton of damage to your flesh.
AmazingBilldo
Yea, Banana(live in bananas) spiders are one of the few venomous tarantulas. Black in color iirc
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Different "banana" spider, more properly called Brazilian wandering spider. This is an orb weaver, harmless and docile.
mccar7hy
Nice try, banana spider
MrsBananaGrabber
in FL they call these banana spiders but they actually aren't, this is an orb weaver. Real banana spiders are actually very dangerous.
boopysnoot
Guess where I'm from?
Abeyll
Because it's an orb weaver. Real banana spider name is the Brazilian Wandering Spider. The most dangerous spider on the world.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
The one whose venom induces a rock hard boner before you die?!
Abeyll
Yup, that one
Soulren
Had a friend who wanted to die by getting bitten by one of those things then fucking as many people as he could before death. Legendary.
RaisedByTurnips
It's an Orb-weaver
Ralpheroo
is it your pet? in my home country they just chill on the power lines
johnnydarkside
Looks a lot like a garden spider too. My parents get those every year in her iris.
CanineHelpYou
Was just about to say! Orb weavers look terrifying but delightful to have in your garden! Ours caught a ton of grasshoppers for us.
iLynux
They catch all sorts of annoying little pests, and are beautiful to look at. From afar.
OneCraftyHooker
Their webs are so cool and their colors too. I haven't seen any this year but I have had some in my pumpkin vines before. Really awesome.
RaisedByTurnips
I really want one for my garden, garage, house... but I don't think the wife/local cats would allow it
PainGwen
We've got one who has taken up residence on the side of the house at night. As long as we can see him, we're ok with it
OneCraftyHooker
Where is this person? Cuz the Orb weavers here get big, but not THAT big.
kaztas
I live in Florida and I have had some this big before.
vayrun
Same, I've seen tons in state parks around Tallahassee that big. Hard to walk trails without passing one every 10 or 20 steps.
iamtheyaki
They huge.
OneCraftyHooker
And that's why I live where the air hurts my face half the year... I am up in Wisconsin.
RaisedByTurnips
He's in the UK. This is a pet spider
Jimmygarn
"Pet spider" - what a horrifying concept.
cgimw
You brought that thing here?! You fool, you've doomed us all!
Greyeyes1973
Here in Florida we call golden orb weavers banana spiders. I love them unless I walk face first into a web
jogthejewelsquickly
It seems that most of the time an imgurian reveals thier location, they are also in Florida. Lets see the demographics from an imgur cencus
boopysnoot
I grew up in Gainesville, they are everywhere and their webs are sticky.
confessionsofacataholic
When I visited my cousin in Gainesville years ago, she told me about them and their webs inbetween the trees, stayed way away from the trees
Sharklaserspewpew
Fuckers just love to set up in nice open spaces like sidewalks, between a tree and light post...
Greyeyes1973
Is like what do they actually plan on doing once they catch a person???
Sharklaserspewpew
"Bwaaaaahahaha, Gotchu bitch!"-Spider probably...
NotquiteThereyet00
Same, then I do this..
badgersbadgerswedontneednostinkinbadgers
Can confirm, this is the appropriate reaction.
Gasnia