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Aug 30, 2021 1:37 AM
wobblecopterrrr
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Weird bear tax!
zanaria
Thank god he didnt use pepper spray... No need to apply seasoning to himself for the bears...
cestnepasmoi3000
Fuck hunters
Peachcappuccino
Don't fucking hunt bears. Leave them be.
MarlenaWatches
88wut
No bears attacked him
exiledenglishman
Amoracchius
LucidPariah
Maybe he just wanted the Bears to have a nice meal with a little zing?
ywmqm
NotTinyPancakes
As someone from contry without bears i'd've assumed it was like bug spray course i'd've also checked the bottle an did research before using
commentsivehadafew
Maybe he confused bears with Alaska mosquitoes, which are about the same size.
cowbellrx
Dude you keep a tennis racket with you because of the size. Those and the swarms of biting gnats.
meauho
At Fort Wainwright we used to call them the Alaskan Air National Guard
TrueNorthernLights
"Behold, the Great white hunter" (I don't honestly know if the dude was white, I just wanted to post that.)
TunnelRat13
Make it idiot proof and the world just invents a better idiot.
NZSheeps
Did they make him ride home on the roof?
NotTinyPancakes
Strapped him to the roof racks...wait
McDingus64
This is one of those stories that never happened but also actually has happened multiple times
Turbolibros
Tw0nkThump
I'll take out of context for $2,000.
ClassyReposts
The fuck is her boob doing?
EBioS3D
Smothering her apparently.
RileaSW
Foolhardyspider
YoureWaifuAShit
honestly skip it
Snowdemoman
Is that fucking Accelerator with a moustache!? He's quite dapper looking.
StormCrowMith
My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected
TemplarXero
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Brett50
Also known as Oregairu.
Mooki
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sf111
TheRicM
She should have Chang’d the direction it was facing
Murphquake49
I love Annie.
randomdudefromtheinternet
Try not to sexualize her
AngryRedOwl
Too many go completely unprepared into the wilderness and suffer because of it.
wobblecopterrrr
Flip that around and you’ll be fine for a while..
Darklinkinfinite
How long till bear mace is touted as a covid cure?
burpwind
I've done a little research and it is. It's a great preventative too. Spread the word.
NotTinyPancakes
"the bears don't have covid so it must work!"
Darklinkinfinite
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
Not soon enough
Dipityseren
You'd think he might've read the can or spray bottle.
HiddenSanity
Some people go through life assuming they've learned everything already.
rainehdaze
So... can someone explain what bear spray is/does? As someone from a country with no bears.
cyno01
Big can of foamy pepper spray.
StonesOnTheHill
Slightly weaker pepper spray, in a huge can, with more spread.
FreeRangeToast
its like pepper spray that has been infused with the inferno of the sun and the hatred of satan’s minions…
mattamunoz
Its like Mace or pepper spray. Ive seen it in ~spraypaint sized cans and theyre supposed to shoot much further.
mattamunoz
Its supposed to temporarily blind the bear so it becomes disoriented and hopefully leaves you alone.
dinosaurzoologist
It's mace for bears but stronger than mace and also it fogs instead of a direct line.
mrfluffyfag
It's pepper spray/mace that you spray at the bear to deter the bear from attacking. Spraying it on yourself will lead to bad/spicy times.
rainehdaze
For some reason after reading this I thought it was a bear-attracting thing and I was confused why he was rolling around... oops
wobblecopterrrr
[player two has left the game]
Electromethius
It’s basically bear-grade mace/pepper spray.
tarnok
He maced himself ?
wobblecopterrrr
like pepper spray for personal defense, but there is generally a lot more, it shoots farther, and it is less concerned, to harm bears less.
Josiahkf
Bear spray is far far less concerned with being gentle enough like pepper spray regarding permanent effects etc
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
The commenter meant "concentrated", not "concerned".
bill4935
If he had written "concentrated", he would have been given far fewer upvotes. Keep on keepin' on, wobblecopterrrr!
NZSheeps
Robots spray it over Amazon warehouse workers
SegyeJibae
it's like pepper spray but for bears, you aim it at the direction of the incoming bear (and hopefully it is downwind)
or0b0ur0s
More specifically, imagine a cleanser-type spray bottle filled with mild vinegar solution, for cleaning. That's mace. Bear spray is a >
or0b0ur0s
backpack-sized fire extinguisher filled with pure hydroflouric acid, by comparison. It's super-sized, super-potent pepper spray.
genericanamoly
You mace a bear. Not yourself. There’s really not much more too it other then possibly praying it works.
jayar1st
Imagine getting paper cuts on your eyeballs, then putting hot sauce all over your face. That's about how it feels.
Snarkywisecrack
There is much footage of it being sprayed on January 6th.
SmellingMistake
It's seasoning you spray on yourself for the bear to better enjoy its meal.
kkanne20
the spray goes on the bears....like pepper spray, Lol
ThomasThundersword
It’s hardcore Mace (peter spray on steroids) for bears. aim for the face and hope the burning and pain makes them run away, instead of just>
ThomasThundersword
pissing them off.
chiechien
Was doing some research recently, for an Alaska trip. Fatalities after shooting a bear with a gun were ~50%. Fatalities after macing, 0% 1/2
chiechien
Maulings were common after sprayings, but they lose interest and go away. But GUNS make them want fucking blood
kraeftig
Can you blame the bear? If someone shot me I'd probably want to kill that mother fucker also.
azarza
been in bear country, have had bear mace, no idea what they are talking about. to get this person would have had to spray their face direct
wobblecopterrrr
Thought bug spray was similar to bear spray.. big oof…
Morpheaus
Well, presumably he applied it to himself and some splashed on his face.
azarza
in his eyes.. he splashed it in his eyes, and somehow the helicopter noticed after 10 minutes
Murphquake49
Where did you arrive at 10 minutes?
azarza
you really have no idea what you're talking about hey
ThomasThundersword
he pulled it out of his ass
ImSorryEh
As someone who lives in a national park and sell bear spray to people, that is a very common occurrence. Even a few times of a parent 1/2
ImSorryEh
Lining there kids up and then going down the lining spraying them, thinking it's like bug repellent. Sad how often it happens 2/2
wobblecopterrrr
This deserves a post..
ImSorryEh
Some customers like to test it out in store and if you're not fast enough to stop them, then you get to close down for a few days lmao
wobblecopterrrr
I think about these comments pretty often..