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Daddy
No not right there
*sigh of relief*
BunkerJohn
https://imgur.com/eNtcjb8
dmitriid
Seizethegap
ratfinkfuck
Panel panel panel FACE
Hyperloop
Applepotamus
Xaixar
Ugh I need new PC parts so badly, why do they have to be so expensive?
maddy0643
CaptainThePirate
Lol get your work done now so you have less later? You mean ‘hey here’s more work?’ That game that’s popular right now is great.
NicoretteJunkie
Whoever writes these strips keeps forgetting to put jokes in them.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
You can argue that these aren't funny to you, but to say they lack humor entirely is false.
NicoretteJunkie
Your comment lacks humor, CasualLOLAddict.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Small o, but yes.
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
FTFY
JMaxGarage
That PC parts comic gonna be me on April 2020 before playing Cyberpunk 2077
brassknucklenerd
At least they're giving you plenty of time to save up!
CarefulChirren
The way the pain is captured is just perfect
dwude
RedDwarfIV
He looks like he took 3.6R to the nose
TheAussieNerd
*sexual grunt*
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
Yoink.
quixotegut
I'm sad to see the art quality go down, but happy to see him back at it. Always feels like Rando's having life trouble.
NicoretteJunkie
You'd think if the art quality went down, the joke quality would go up, but the jokes almost make the art look good.
quixotegut
I never meant to say that it's lost the humor. Far from it. I think it speaks volumes that he still produces even if time is scarce.
Pickleslicer
A bird pooping in my mouth is one of my greatest fears. You never know when one of those winged demons is flying overhead.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
And alien reading this in the distant future will assume birds were invisible.
rdhao
One pooper on my phone screen yesterday. Blegh. Thank god it was a tiny bird
kraquepype
Careful catching snowflakes
AmenMadness
mine is being run over by an ambulance, but yeah, i hear you
DeeAnswer
TheRealOwl
Nah not demons, Just flying rats
DoingItWrongSince1980
That's how I met my wife. Me: chasing a bird around a laundry room, looking up, laughing, hands overhead. Bird: used the force, bullseye.
Snooj
It's easy to tell, just look up. With your mouth open.
lurkercat
The white part is actually pee, the little black nuggets mixed in are the poop
DeguRatface
Town I just moved from had murmurations of hundreds of starlings every night. I got pooped on a lot...mouth poop was always a risk.
iguessihaveto
XD reminds me of that poem people said in elementary school- Birdy Birdy in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like water tastes
iguessihaveto
Like sap, oh my god it's birdy crap.
KiltedSquatch
A seagull shat on a friend's sandwich once. He was a germophope so I didn't tell him. He said "this is kinda salty" I said they put salt on.
Wyattcon11
Do you know what the white stuff in bird shit is?
Wyattcon11
More bird shit.
cousteau
https://what-if.xkcd.com/11/
koax117
Just....just look up
xXShadowWarriorXx
"Birdy birdy in the sky droped some white wash in my eye, I wont worry I won't cry, just be glad that cows don't fly"
DepressedYetBlessed
That’s why I don’t envy the Greeks, think of getting hit by flying Pegasus dung.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I was riding down the highway and out of nowhere something covered my left eye. It was bird shit. Maybe bug splatter but it was bird shit.
ThePerro
Just never yawn outside again and you've won 35% of the battle
usersubbordercontrol
Those winged demons pooping on me is my least fear of birds. Their beaks are strong as hell, and hurt when they bite
Barrett91
Hurt worst than avian flu? That is my fear, slow death by avian flu after getting shit on. Insult to injury.
usersubbordercontrol
True, that would suck. Isn't there cures though? And dude, you've yet to need stitches from being attacked by birds
Barrett91
Also true, never had stitches
bombasticsnoozer
Assuming birds are real... Which they aren't.
Monkeyofdoom44
What about spherical chickens in a vacuum?
AwkwardPigeon1
shesaidwellanyway
alvinthatsme
For the last time ,They are called "surveillance drones"
Vicerye
Heh heh heh you think things are real.
Barrett91
Of course we are in a simulation, the real question is which one? The matrix? God's imagination? Vastly intelligent aliens with holograms?
thepikachubandit24
It's one dude drawing as fast as he can
Barrett91
That poor sonofabitch
BuzzKiIlington
dwude
BallisticPenguin
johnzaku
BobbyVegana
finally! I hate the ones that loop too fast
johnzaku
I just wish these two synced properly, the Rando gif is a taaad slower
TheOneWhoFoundSauce
https://imgur.com/6nJus5L
dwude
johnzaku