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[L] Obama's Final Answer
For those curious as to why he is a well liked president other than his charisma, site with citations:
http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/
SpareWare
Not gonna be a couple that genuinely loves eachother like they do in the White House for at least another 4 years.
kingv360
ShadowScorch
#13 I will never get over how perfect of a loop that is.
TheDeanofLean
FightingRevengeOfYourMom
#6 Damn, I love Michelle's guns
SaraSlaughter
He loves her soooo much. You can see it in his eyes every time he looks at her. I love these two.. will be sorely missed :(
thefuzziestofbutts
They seem like they would be fun at parties. Obama has a great sense of humor.
azazyel
http://imgur.com/qRqxj2o
Oneirohero
This is missing the cookie-too-big-for-milk "Thanks Obama" that closed the Thanks Obama reddit permanently.
VeryMoistTowelettes
Congress passes a bill that Obama is against and Mitch McConnell claims he didn't do enough to stop it. Tanks Obama
imaginedear
I wish he had had a more cooperative congress but yea these two are classy.
ScottHitz
Congress was designed by the framers to be inherently controversial. It's what gives our government true authority.
SwashbucklingForJustice
Congratulations, you read a sixth grade civics book. That wasn't the point.
imaginedear
Compromise not cock block
szechuanSanta
Mom: "ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW?!" Me:
ByzantineMan
Nice position of "Michelle still thinks I'm cute" and "he's cute"
MoistMyEvilMoistureBuddy
I never liked him but damn those two are adorable.
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
I can respect that, many don't like his policies but they're good people.
MoistMyEvilMoistureBuddy
I don't even know if they're good people. I don't know them at all. But they are adorable as a couple.
serban1703
Biggest change I noticed is how much older he looks. The presidency isn't an easy job, that's for sure. Publicly he seems great
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
They are very down to earth, didn't really change from how normal they were pre-presidency.
Natertoots
I haven't always liked him, but damn if he doesn't seem like a genuinely good human being.
ScottHitz
Pretty sure that's a double negative but not completely. Such a twisted sentence.
percivaldanvers
I wish I could see him that way. He just seems so fake to me.
JerkingAndLurking
Regardless of what the people alive today think, he will go down in history as one of the best presidents we've had
percivaldanvers
Considering the state of things as he's leaving them, maybe not. Not all of this is Trump/Hillary's fault
MindlessChaos
Just depends who controls history at that point. Foreign Policy wise there was little to no success.
bacon25
But Romney was right about Russia, no?
hawkeye23
Romney was 100% right about Russia. Obama maybe a fun guy but if you look at the context of the debates 4 yrs ago Romney right about a lot.
841pts
Romney was right about this, semi-right about Obama/RomneyCare (no jobkiller) but he was wrong about the economy.
Phaseronfry1
LuckyMucky
This is gold! :)
mal5341
I hate his politics but he seems like a good man. Which is way more than I can say about Clinton.
TheSuperJay
Well yeah, Hillary's a good woman, not a good man.
cryborg
If we elect Hillary or Donald we will not have romance like that in the White House for at least 4 years.
itsppearsyoucanindeed
Donald and Ivanka...not quite the same
cryborg
Ew
HighlySexualLobster
To be fair i think a good portion of his piglust stems from narcissism in that she shares half his DNA.
itsppearsyoucanindeed
The day it becomes possible to clone a human, Donald will be cloning and marrying himself. And he'll make the new Donald pay for it.
cryborg
I love imgurians and your comments, but I am going to the bathroom to throw up now.
UraniusCrack
does that mean he's pro gay marriage? Or is it not gay when both partners are technically heterosexual?
cryborg
That's beyond homo
HighlySexualLobster
https://youtu.be/xjIeBTaykPE
cryborg
Go away
LukeRobert
Ivanka is his daughter. So... mistake? Or joke? Can't be sure on the interwebs.
yesiamawalrusthankyouforasking
He's preeeeeety creepy with some of the stuff he's said about her.
LukeRobert
This is true. I'm aware of the context.
jaroferic
Once he's President, no one will be left to tell him Ivanka is off-limits.
cryborg
Ew
itsppearsyoucanindeed
Just look at the guy...it's "ew" all over the place
LincolnsVengeance
Totally a joke bro
LukeRobert
Good times.
awesomechicken
I feel like, no matter your political leanings, you've gotta give it to them that they are the most likable family to live there in a while.
chinablue
After 8 years of a cake walk presidency from the press and being given a nobel prize after 8 days in office, he should be remembered well.
IuhhhCANTTHINKOFANYTHINGCLEVER
Cake walk presidency lol ok
MindlessChaos
It depends on if you are judging them on personality or policy. for me policy > personality, but if you go with personality then sure.
AndOutComeTheWolves
Ever heard of Bill Ayers? Yeah. That was this guy's mentor.
DouglasRamsey
dude, that was debunked 8 yrs ago. Shit like this is why we have a moron like Trump holding the GOP nomination.
AndOutComeTheWolves
So a fact can be debunked just because the liberal media says so?
moistdaddy
Pan fry friggin roasted
AndOutComeTheWolves
I forgot that the truth is subjective, bre.
DerpyUserID
Did I like this post?
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ScoobyDooku
That loop though..
rugmiem
Did I like your comment?
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DerpyUserID
Nice.
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Tharundilo
What's the context of that?
dfisbusy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77pnVFLkUjM
S34N1C
thanks m8
BrownskinOriental
Remember when his scandal was a made up non US citizen birther issue. Those were the good old days like 4 years ago.
sebawlm
The only real scandal of his administration was perpetrated by Hillary Clinton.
ARandomHelljumper
Which was fabricated and falsely supported through-and-through by, guess who, Donald J. Trump.
vampirehedgehog
"You're wrong." -Donald Trump, probably
MindlessChaos
Yeah but Hillary's supporters were the ones attacking Obama's "Americanness" before his consistent refusal to show a birth cert. 1/2
MindlessChaos
Honestly, is it really that hard to show it? That's all he had to do...
serban1703
He did...
MindlessChaos
I meant before it became a big issue. He delayed for months. Obviously he showed it. Guess I should have been clear.
AllTheseYearsWrestlingGators
I'm not sure about now, but for a while you could buy a mug with his birth certificate on it. White house sold it.
MindlessChaos
Yeah I meant to say before it became a deal. He waited too long. Getting out in front of it would have been better.
DarkLordKnoll
I would 200% vote for Michelle Obama if she suddenly decided to run for president. Can you imagine Obama as the 1st husband, would be great!
MegaDeuce
This is pretty shitty thinking. Fucking the president doesn't qualify you to BE a president. Looking at you, Clinton.
onyxthemun
Yes please, she's done so many fantastic things as First Lady and she could run the heck out of this country. Gimme.
everyzooisapettingzoounlessyourealittlebitch
Hell yes
AllottaFagina
omg. He'd be in his robe or basketball shorts every day
undeadhobo
biden would be there too. no reason, he just hangs out every day. maybe give him the honorary position of First Uncle or something
maroobear
Im for it!
anstalten
As a Swede, I think Obama is the best president the US have had for the last century. As for what to come - may god be with you.
Zahnradfee
I think Roosevelt was better. But Obama was ok. And yes, he is cute.
DarkCrawler901
Century is an overstatement (FDR, LBJ, Eisenhower) but in most of this place's lifetimes for sure
rainevasquez
Lbj and Eisenhower? Whaaaat
DarkCrawler901
Civil Rights for LBJ (bigger then even WWII IMHO in purely American history) and infrastructure/education for Ike.
DarkCrawler901
Of course both of them had shitty, terrible foreign policy by modern standards...but to be fair, so did FDR. And there is the internment.
DarkCrawler901
(before you say that "He won WWII", Josif Stalin won WWII, and FDR cut out deals with devil with him that make Vietnam look like cakewalk
DaneLink2
As a Dane, I feel biased by agreeing with a Swede. But I actually do agree this time
HOLAKOOO
no, no god please. that just makes things worse.
InterfaceLoading
Despite not believing it was the right choice; Bush Sr. made an active effort to maintain diplomatic ties with America's allies, etc. (3/3)
InterfaceLoading
Their administrations. It really depends on what parameters you use to measure how good a leader is; Eisenhower oversaw desegregation, (2/3)
InterfaceLoading
Eh, arguments can be made about FDR, Eisenhower, JFK, even Bush Sr. being okay to good presidents. Then again, that praise came after (1/2)
SquishyMittens
As an American, I disagree
pizzaparty
I think FDR was better, but that's just me. I still like Obama and voted for him three times.
SombreroWieldingLawmaker
I absolutely love Obama, but I'd have to agree that FDR was better.
lostnortherner
The fact that I was rooted for Sanders so much was because I knew he was basing a lot of his economic policies on FDR.
pizzaparty
Same. I fucking love Bernie.
ScottHitz
I think Obama has the charisma of FDR which is largely what the man is remembered for. His charisma carried is through the war.
ScottHitz
Us
damspam
Well, unpopular opinion, but even though I liked FDR's economic policies, he did put japanese americans in internment camps, so....
MindlessChaos
He also tried to rig the supreme court and drive up food costs when people were starving in the depression. While making owning gold illegal
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Watch "The Roosevelts' Ken Burns documentary...really puts his policies into perspective.
panchita86
Three times?
pizzaparty
Primary, General, General
panchita86
Ah, thank you!
buddbilly
He's a good man. They are a great couple. I'm pathetic
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
1/3 correct
BernardBidawid
Yes you are, I am too, but so are you.
CirB
I disagree with quite a few of his political decisions. That said, I really like them both as persons.
lemonfluff
No you're not.
99yearsonthenaughtystep
no your not a weak person, Obama is a good man, but he was dealt a band hand by the previous administration... that fucking dirty bush. 1/2
99yearsonthenaughtystep
I'm from the UK and i can see how good he was he was a breathe of fresh air (till he meddled with our brexit 2/3
99yearsonthenaughtystep
it was like watching love actually and feeling soiled) ,before that his wings were clipped, and so he couldn't do much. 3/3
SquishyMittens
Yeah.... no
RussianMoofinsStoleMyName
No to what part of this? I try to stay out of political discussions about other countries but I'm wondering which part (1)
99yearsonthenaughtystep
ok stand corrected, none of this stuff has been on the news in UK, so obviously we aren't getting the full story.... 1/2
VikingDan
He's a good man and thorough.
missb128
Could you slide your shorts down, Mr. Lebowski
KrautMick
MajorVice
They are a good man. I'm a great couple of a pathetic. He's.
Pulseless
Did you just have a stroke?
serban1703
Should we call the Bondulance?
Pulseless
Lol what a fucking obscure reference to get..
serban1703
Not that obscure since it gets posted in one dump or another every other day
Agent
Oh my god, michelle obama got to meet Leslie Knope?!
mollyMcTrunkins73
Anyone remember what episode? It's been a while... I'd like to re-watch
mollyMcTrunkins73
Oh duh, there's this thing called Google... It was the season finale of season 6 :)
Mrcartoon
Yup parks and rec, she also meets Her crush who is Joe Biden and Mc Cain also makes a Cameo.
Shepsus
Ahem... He said Leslie Knope... So he knows P&R, and I'm sure he was making a joke about Leslie clearly being the important one... :)
DeathToSwans
I hope Obama gets roasted in the near future and just unleashes the profanities when he does his bit. Apparently he's very foul mouthed.
DeathToSwans
Oh and Bob Saget needs to be in this roast.
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
when you said roasted i was really hoping you meant like a peanut.
thorkild91
He's black, not Jewish
shakedownblues
THIS MUST HAPPEN
CrazyCatLad
Or as some of us just fucking say, mouthed.
furiousfish
Especially when someone asks for some of his fries.
xtsnx
As a brit, i really like him, and i would fucking love to see this :D
tinytyrant
foul mouthed? yeah, he's an adult with half a brain. fuckin' cunts need the odd cussin' out on occasion.
Wander1236
You seem to be the type of person who thinks of occasionally as being every few sentences.
MargoMcKnew
This sentence temporarily destroyed my brains.
Agent
*uses 'fuck' like a comma
Table5
And you need to shut yer cake eater.
januskincaid
I would really like to see him go into stand up, he'd probably be hilarious.
FourCatsAndSevenMemesAgo
I've got a few profanities for him too.
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Having the time of it that he's had, I'd hope he could let off some steam.
baturro
He did alright at the corospondants dinner
JohnnyTitelips
Generally, presidents become *super* chill when they retire. Look at all the living former presidents. All 100% mellow. Go from most (1/2)
JohnnyTitelips
stressful position on the planet to nothing and a big pension. Makes a man relax a bit.
malachitedragon
How much you wanna bet Congress will try to fuck with his pension out of spite?
JohnnyTitelips
Tree fiddy
BahamutBBob
Well, I hear he didn't sufficiently warn them how dumb the law he tried to veto was...
MerToo
Trying to do his job afflicted by mercenaries, tea-partiers, republitards, anti-vaxxers etc etc etc etc would make me swear a lot. Like LOTS
xxcrr524xx
Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart both need to be roasters.
ARCAngel1998
Roast all the presidents ✊✊✊
zma123456
I've noticed him say fuck every now and than. The job he is holding, I bet every president is foul mouthed.
ARCAngel1998
*Then
Cheomesh
I don't think I'd want one that wasn't
NationalSecurityAgentC
Nixon's tapes are public record and boy howdy... though, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expletive_deleted
thatmeddlingkid
If I were president, you'd bet I'd be dropping all 13 swear words every five minutes
NikWyld
I thought there used to be 15
AreThoseMyPants
And that's why you people need to get to know foreign cultures. Tons and tons of new curses to learn and use.
tittiemcjiggleboots
LBJ ftw
CamelSpotter
I learned from Adam Conover that if you shift the emphasis on the "b", you can make his initials sound like the name of a Mexican porn star.
AreThoseMyPants
LBJ... lbj... el... bee... jay... ... ... ... Lettuce blowjob?
Alvatore
Lyndon Baine Johnson.
alivicwil
LBJ was JFK's VP.
ICannotFeelFeels
That audio of him ordering jeans is fantastic.
thatmeddlingkid
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DnR_myjOr0OU&ved=0ahUKEwiK0qXq5LfPAhWQ14MKHQiQCbQQyCkIH
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
This just might be the best thing ever.
sprocketstodockets
Back to the bunghole. What a glorious man.
lildeidei
They say people who curse are more honest. Something about not censoring themselves. Either way, he's my homeboy.
yesiamawalrusthankyouforasking
Is there a source on his foul-mouthedness? I'd like to see that.
voidIing
"I'm not yo bitch nigga get yo own damn coffee"- his autobiography
VikingWood
IIRC: -ahem- "You ain't my bitch, nigga! Get your own damn fries!"
MerToo
I can imagine the loony-right "he has done good work for hundreds of millions of people but he said a NAUGHTY WORDS!!!! Hang him!!!"
TheyHunger
Huh?
TheRealGyanRosling
The right wing media likes to vilify him, if that's what you're asking
Fl0zilla
that should be moderated by Key and Peele
Fl0zilla
Holy shit, was not expecting that many like minded people keeping up with shit. imgur you never fail to impress.
barredesq
THIS.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
I long for the day when Barack won't need an anger translator
FyreHaar
They could do a skit about him laying Luther off.
Fl0zilla
they could have other people doing the anger translator feat. terry crews, mike tyson... or have them be the anger translators of others
lovemonkey11
Yesssss
DeathToSwans
Yes. This needs to happen.
lostnortherner
I just shouted OMG YES in my head
NEALSMO
Imagine the shit he could talk about Ann Coulter...
DeathToSwans
They should invite her to the roast again. Worked out well last time...
CptRobotNinja
Im helping my parents move and I found an Ann Coulter book amongst their things. Ive never been so disappointed
gummybeardragon
Maaaybe they were just curious? People like her are quite... interesting. Or entertaining.
CptRobotNinja
Nah theyve always been conservative, I can see them buying it just because they really dont keep up with shit enough to know how crap she is
gummybeardragon
Aw, I'm sorry :/
crashdummy35
Damn straight. Don't agree with some of his views but they served the country with dignity. Good people.
MichaelEvans84
What views don't you agree with?
ihateladders
Created ISIS and destroyed Syria and Libya. Multiplied healthcare costs. Increased race conflict. Giving internet to anti-free speech UN...
MichaelEvans84
Nice trolling- got a few bites. WP GG
ihateladders
Obama is Bush 2.0.
KentuckyFriedChildren
Oooooh, right wing Internet talking points!
ihateladders
Ooooh, non-arguments.
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ihateladders
All of us who warned about the blow back and outright evil of pending US invasions back when Bush had a 90% approval rating.
chunkums
How, how, how is it possible to be this willfully ignorant? 20 million more people have health insurance, ISIS was founded YEARS before..1/2
ihateladders
"How, how, how is it possible to be this willfully ignorant" Sophistry. Poisoning the well. Shame on you for such deceit.
chunkums
I stole my deceit tactics from CROOKED KILLARY and Barack HUSSEIN (makes u think) Nobama. I should model myself after Noble Ser Donald.
chunkums
2/2 Obama was pres. Increased race conflict? It existed, but most people didn't see it in their little bubbles, making it impossible to end
ihateladders
"Increased race conflict? It existed..." That contradicts nothing I claimed.
ihateladders
"20 million more people have health insurance" Lets suppose thats true. Do you think that contradicts my assertion of increased costs?
chunkums
Health insurance premiums increased 5.8%/yr under Obama compared to 13.2% the previous 9 yrs. Now I guess that's "up", but not "MULTIPLIED."
chunkums
Not gonna bother with the weird internet comment.
ihateladders
You just did. Shame on you once more for your continued verbal deception and non-arguments. Your dishonesty is reprehensible.
crashdummy35
Obama, a BLACK man, increased race conflict? Created ISIS? I was in Iraq 2005-2009. We saw ISIS forming by a flood of foreign fighters. 1/2
uRB4N
He did "increase" racial conflict. He caused all the dormant racist asshats to become public and mainstream.
crashdummy35
When were you in Iraq? You know we had a draw down date written by Bush right? And the Iraqi gov refused an extension. Learn something.
ihateladders
"When were you in Iraq" Non-argument sophistry. Shame on you.
ihateladders
"We saw ISIS forming by a flood of foreign fighters" Foreign fighters != ISIS. ISIS is a specific group, funded in part by the US.
ihateladders
"a BLACK man, increased race conflict?" is not a rebuttal.
ihateladders
"Iraqi gov refused an extension" No. They threatened to start enforcing their laws on our troops, which meant war crime charges.
chinablue
He didn't leave peace keeping troops in Iraq, you have to do that regardless of any other factor.
crashdummy35
He won by a literal landslide because the American public wanted the troops out of Iraq. And, just so you know, the Iraqi government 1/2
chinablue
The americans wanted troops out of afghanastan as well, it was a political move by Obama and the pres corp went along with it.
crashdummy35
wanted us out already. Gone. Leave peace keeping troops? Dude...
somepeoplecallmeyou
I like her, but will really miss him.
literallyacunninglinguist
Break the cookie in half, rookie dunker..
KeeleonOhms
Then what would he have to blame someone for?
pizzaparty
But then the crumbs fall in.
Gamegeek24
The clip that ended a subreddit.
IllusionOfHatred
RIP /r/ThanksObama
Thechoochooman
I voted against him twice, but I would be overjoyed to have him on the ballot this year in place of either of those two terrifying options.
GoogleFucker
Same here, @TheChoochooman, same here.
Dipityseren
Y'all can repeat this again...etc, I'm never looking at Clinton (I know establishment) & *Trump* & not picking Clinton every fucking time.
Czck
Well it's your fault that he can only have 2 terms. 1 president for 4 terms you react instantly, 6 mass shootings in a week, powerless.
gaaaaalavant
Yes, I'm sure it's personally his fault that we passed the 22nd amendment in 1951.
Czck
Imgur character limit. originally had "countries" in between 'your' and 'fault'
AwardWinningName
His fault entirely.
EB403
Thanks Obama
htallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c
Czck
But that's how your country is. You are the only "first world" country with that much gun violence. Yet you do nothing.
mephistophelesjanx
@check748 is a closet American
htallen
You have no idea what you're talking about. There are cultural differences so ingrained since the birth of the US its impossible to compare
VeryMoistTowelettes
Hail the king of dad jokes
OldRazzIeDazzIe
A new haircut a new ID and we can get him back
memelordnito
His name might as well be Nick Cage, he's a national treasure.
ClitKicker87
Who? I mean, Nicolas Cage started in the actual movie National Treasure, but who's this Nick guy who didn't even have to be there?
PapiChuloNumeroUno
Started? Nah man, Nicolas Cage's career started way before the 'National Treasure' movies.
ClitKicker87
I didn't catch my typo in time