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I giggled. Edit= my first viral, "praise the lord!" Come hang with me! Twitch.tv/biggestofplays
Sep 1, 2017 5:50 AM
biggestofplays
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I giggled. Edit= my first viral, "praise the lord!" Come hang with me! Twitch.tv/biggestofplays
cauliflowersweetandsour
Omg
A1rdumb
I've never heard of this guy before, should I count myself lucky?
PoorSucker
Vilgashem
Why are the top comments to this so critical instead of acknowledging the satirical genius of this post?
ReznorsApostle
God Money
Molotovbliss
God money don't want everything, he wants it all.
warriorbard
Far Cry 5 looks good.
panisch420
dark humor is like food - not everybody gets it.
thomaseron
I see what you did there.
Bigcurly2000
Didn't Protestants have a teensy little Reformation partly because of the money grabbing nature of the Catholic church?
dgbeachcomber
Yes. But, over time we too got on the band wagon. Many sell salvation, but it is a free gift from God.
404GravitassNotFound
After the waters rose further and the third floor was lost, the roof was the only thing to be seen for miles:
Cereaza
Joel Saves... his money in high cap mutual funds through low cost investment entities.
OliverClothesoff70
Why is Danny Glover just looking on and doing nothing to help that poor woman?
Imalwaysready
Because he retires in two days and he's getting too old for this shit.
earthbndmissfit
Osteen is a greedy pig
averyskeeper14
i'm going to hell for how hard i laughed
Bluehandsofill
Dude, this , was sooo great, I didn't even care if there were comments....
FloodingWaters
I'M COMING FOR YOU, JOEL! GAWD SENT ME
TheGifMaster
Joel Olsteen is a fraud and a thief.
smwoods3838
AND PRAY
Moronicsmurf
Torches and pitchforks
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
That looks like a bath
proracing53
HeraldofOmega
wat
DrunkSnowWhite
Wait why is the water green?
SuzeMaddox
I wonder how much one of his baptisms costs.
SirVyn
Does doing gods work mean drowning black people in houston?
sourorphan2112
I laughed, thanks, lol. Also he reminds me of a disney villain.
jesusSaves696969
Live a humble life. *drives off in $200,000 sports car
BadAngelorGoodAngel
"A fool and his money are soon parted"- ain't that in the Bible too?- Buyer Beware!
Imalwaysready
A prosperity priest and his money, though, he watches it like a hawk so the fools can't get it back.
TheLloydy
That was Jesus saying, how good he is at finding deals. It was right after he bought sandals for only £0.50.
rabbiebabbie
How much is that in freedom bucks?
TheLloydy
You mean inferior money?
TheWonderer
"What is dead may never die"
boxersandbluesbrothers
Scrolled down to find this..
avatarstateyipyipp
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
theleafssuck
Classic
onemorepost
MaxPowah
She had it coming, he was only honoring her bad choices in life. Like stupid places to sleep at.
SkinnerTBD
on a couch is a stupid place to sleep, or just at that asshole's house?
MaxPowah
Dunno, any will do.
SkinnerTBD
see, now I think you're a bot
EconomyWarf
That's quite non sequitur. Why would you say that?
sleepydude231
Caabale
Well that's a valid way to initiate a divorce procedure.
jesusisherelookbusy
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
fluhatinrapper
Surprise baptism motherfucker!
MatadoR32
I never noticed before there were ice cubes in there. Holy shit.
Treblaine
Worth getting murdered over.
heyheyheylisten
Got to respect the prep that went into that
PaulSmackageFromGrapevineTexas
$500 please
CapitanAJ
RIP
Fortherea
Wtf kind of room is that with that hugeass mirror and opposite staircase??
kenobijuan
Probably so you can see who's coming up or down the stairs.
Imalwaysready
Former spy. Never wanted anyone to get the drop on him.
TheFreQy
What do you mean "opposite staircase"? Seems pretty normal to me.
ScagnettiOnScagnetti
It makes the room look a hell of a lot bigger, I didn't realize it was a mirror until you said so. If you don't have the sq footage fake it.
ZombiePuggle
Home gym was probably the orignal purpose.
z3lfmoord
Where is the mirror?
Fortherea
Wall behind the guy. You see his reflection when he starts moving around the couch.
SkinnerTBD
"Come to me, so you can be baptized and embrace heaven." "Aren't you just killing people?" "Embrace heaven!"
OfficialSponsor
Don't really know why people hate him. Dumbasses have been giving money to rich people for a while now. "Oh but Goddddd"
EricFromAccounts
(someone throws a stone at him) "Oh I am going to baptise the SHIT out of you"
armouredswan
Is this a South Park episode
EricFromAccounts
Ask me again in two weeks
SeriouslyAwkward
There's a fine line between a religion or a cult. Murdering people is usually one of those lines...
thanksfoenothing
He is just helping them get to Heaven faster ;p
aychland
wasn't this the start of bioshock infinite?
Jufasa
What is dead may never die
Cezarboytellem
What is dead may never die.
DoctorTobiasFunkeAnalrapist
What is dead may never die.
Stainawarjar
What is dead may never die.
SkinnerTBD
He waits dreaming.
Cezarboytellem
Different mythos.
Imalwaysready
Is it, though? Wheels within wheels, my friend...
SkinnerTBD
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die. Doesn't mean it wasn't stolen.
SkinnerTBD
stolen may be a bit harsh. homage.
Imalwaysready
I never understood why people who claimed there's this better place they go to when they die fight so hard to avoid dying.
Markuspsyches
Maybe deep down in the core they have doubt in the story.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Because they like living their lives before they go to their Heaven?
Imalwaysready
But they believe heaven is better. Like INFINITELY better. Not like "eat your peas before your cake" better.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Because their God still gave them the gift of life on Earth, which isn't something to be squandered.
TheFragnatic
Why fucking bother though, if you truly believe that life is just a gruesome trial until you get to heaven, why not embrace death?
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Because life is supposed to be a gift from God or something like that. Kinda of insulting and a waste to just throw that away
Imalwaysready
But the gift is vastly inferior to what comes after? And is only a test whether you should even be allowed to get the better thing at all?
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Also, not every denomination of Christianity claims that life is just a "gruesome trial".