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Dec 12, 2016 11:00 PM
FvckTimur
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PeeInDatButt
Quick, stab it in the eye before it gets away!
LOlivingVE
I see someone found OPs mom!
ImTheGodDamnLochNessMonster
When I was a kid, I lived on a fairly decent sized lifestyle block in NZ, we had 5-6 cows which were raised like pets. I love animals.
milofrank2
Also cows will straight up murder you , because they are stupid.
nonickname23
I am genuinely hungry right now. +1
BlueBell97
I used to show cattle. One of the cows would let me sleep on her. She would put her head in my lap to keep me warm. Beautiful creatures <3
castororpollux
I only had one that would let me do that, they're not supposed to become pets but Old King Coal most certainly was.
Knifemoose
AND you can eat them. Cows are awesome.
HappiestBear
Dawn they're milk dogs
DomZombie
Cows will also marry you if you give them a ring. Just ask my ex-wife.
spacestationnumberfive
drunkenrevengesong
HEYOO!
CommTeam6
Good ole fashioned self-inflicted burn
maclaglen
Cows, much like people, can be evil bastards if they want to.
CaptainSmartass
Sleeping cows are great. So easy to slaughter them.
Andied
I would love to have a cow-companion!
ninjar43
"Let me taste you before you taste me." Cow - probably.
PsychoticeyedBword03
That cow looks so comfy and cuddly. I want a cow now.
the1truejoker
God this is so sweet. But i cant help imagine slaughtering it and being like damn there goes a friend... oh well.
TelemonianAias
Nah. No way you'd hang out with dinner. Bringer of cheese? Totally.
Azated
I helped birth a cow and it loved us like a dog for five years. I threw up when I found out my parents killed it and cut it up for meat.
BluffinMuffin
I truly wish to have this special bond with a cow.
iDrawStuff
Cows also have best friends: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2011124/Cows-best-friends-stressed-separated.html
OCD12345
This person is living my dream life!÷
Afreshbathofsarcasm
RedPaws
I love cows! They are so beautiful and gentle....and delicious....
BuffingtonRumbleberries
Make fantastic clothing and accessories as well.
km912
Did you know cows kill more people every year than sharks
MylarTack
But there's so much at steak.
barbarachipman
people don't know how sweet and curious cows really are. Go vegan.
evenpoopistaken
♡ Smarter than dogs & more loyal, as well.
IfavoriteDogs
What a strange dog
lookingOknaked
I had one ginger idiot who was like a pet to me.Idiot,because we had to put her down after she tried to inhale an apple instead of eating it
lookingOknaked
Tasted pretty good, tho...
katercharlo
Ferdinand!
punkybeanster
My dad has a tattoo of Ferdinand. Our last name is Bullock so it's suiting.
jamjellyjellyjam
... was a bull, not a cow!
katercharlo
Well I thought it might be a bull too, because it's still young and I can't tell for certain whether cow or bull.
Libbyfrank
But he loved his tree
FerrousBuehler
I tend not to befriend my meals
Thatcodetho
You made me smile +1 :)
robogeek78
I am sorry, I can't be your friend then
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CHUBMARINES
They talkin' 'bout fuckin'
ChomskyWouldnt
I assumed robo was implying cannibalism?
FingerprintPowderPrincess
Or sexytimes?
yallgotanymoredankmemes
Or wanted some sexy time
Beaned
Trying to eat that ass
ChomskyWouldnt
man you guys took that in a very different direction than I did
asanimgurianiliealot
Don't worry I also thought cannibalism.