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Jefforylebowski
DEJA VU
Mderms
Well shit.
chetmayor
*pulls over* "Please tell me you've got a dash cam!" -driver
keyserv
That was goddamn amazing.
donfanto
That guy must get some sort of special award...like a driver of the year.
Arsikere
give this man a raise and three blowjobs STAT
Veggisaurus
It was more like luck.
volamake
Russia?.. Russia
Thenamesiwantaretakensoigotthisone
DEJA VU!
ExstremelyUnoriginalUsername
DEJAVU I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Cr0ssley
the amount of fucks the driver gave wilst doing that turn is less than 0
realmdweller
coryj86
pixeldroid
No one is gonna comment how he pulled over at the end to change underpants?
TheCanadianTrucker
you were 2 minute too late as someone did mention it
KyloSolo
Give that trucker a medal.
marcusyoyo
idontwannayoucantmakeme
Aww yiss, that's the one I was looking for
seth2510
NetProfit
Truck driver: *picks up Skittle off of floor board. Looks up.* "Holy shit! was that a van?"
easybrz
Hahaha
OGChewie
hashbot
That's gonna be a very satisfying cigarette he lights when he comes to a stop.
ScuseMeWhileIWhipThisOut
Out-fucking-standing.
RGBCAMERA
you mean - out trucking -standing
DarthVaderYouHater
Better than Ice Road Truckers.
TestTubes
He's pulling over to change his under pants.
OrionRed
And his boots.
BrownedPants
I am relevant!
DancingOnTheAshes
Damn fucking right, I'd pull over just to let my heart slow down from a mad whine to merely purring.
Qumefox
it's hard to tell, but the rear trailer did smack the guard rail, so he's probably going to check the damage.
olivershoesoff
Or unleash his massive testicles.
JohnnyWalkerTexas
Rather scratching his massive balls!
weallservetheoldone
Skid Mark in his drawers.
scooterthepolluter
How is the driver of the other truck just calmly getting back in?
PianoMan2112
Standing on the icy road, leaving the truck sideways blocking a lane? He should have been vulture food after that.
MrMoonstruck
This was textbook. Always wait for the vehicle to get grip instead forcing the vehicle to make grip.
kidswat
Hold my 128oz super chug of coffee and watch this
thepaladin
*queue tokyo drift song*
FishPotatoesOil
https://youtu.be/wv0iUKb80C8
LinkinPiper
KaJuN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-jt5EYHZ5U
SpringToMyWinter
Is it cue?
SourceisalwaysBackDoorSluts9
Yes. Yes it is. Unless guess playing something else first, then he could be adding it to the queue.
thepaladin
Damn, you're right. I suck.
LeadByBadExample
I have a penis.
foolproofboy
DEJA VU
Jefforylebowski
IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
reclaimingrequiem
HIGHER ON THE STREET
Akyua
AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO COME HOME!
Argosnotargo
IvanJerganov
Pucker factor is off the charts.
pelusita35
Almost be able to peel a banana with that clench.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
I like this one because of the quick interval between clenches
Argosnotargo
Phrasing!
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tossen
Good evasion. But wasn't he driving way to fast for the conditions, if he wouldn't have time to stop for a truck halted straight ahead?
ICanSeeForever
Yes. The hazard was stationary and visible from a distance and he swerved around just trying to change lanes.
ImAnEngineerForTheMoney
Given that it was a curve he didn't see it as soon as normal. But by Russian standards this is slow
TheGrumpest
But it wasn't straight ahead, it was on a curve.
looseasamoose
tbh he was turning and braking as soon as the obstruction came into view. Often you do't know how slippery it is until you need to know
easybrz
That's a fact, if you think he was doing anything wrong you are not from a place where there is snow and ice on the Hwy 120 days per year
Tossen
So because there's snow on the highway often, you're allowed to drive so fast that you can't stop in time? :/
easybrz
Often in negative temperatures you can safely drive highway speeds but sometime black ice is a possibility and it is impossible to predict
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easybrz
It's black ice , looks like he was doing about 80kmh to me and if you are going slower than that on any highway you should not be on the Hwy
JeremyClarksonDidNothingWrong
All that AND a fucking turn signal! That guy is my hero.
optimusgoose
Did you just assume that truck's gender?
JeremyClarksonDidNothingWrong
/a/SxnSf
BlackoutAU
It's a warning
somercet
Driving too fast for conditions, though. Slow down.
JeremyClarksonDidNothingWrong
That's just a bullshit citation they write when they have nothing else to use to generate revenue.
JeremyClarksonDidNothingWrong
Finnish rallye drivers can do 120mph on a glacier. More like Driving too Fast for Your Skill Level.
fitgirl1
Thats some deep internalized coding man! Basal Ganglia FTW!
BlackoutAU
Trust me it was deliberate, he didn't want the car to attempt an overtake and get wiped out
Supprisinglybirdsinmyfruitfeeder
The turn signal by itself is a pretty sick move!
theDoctor131
I was amazed then I seen this comment and can't stop laughing.
MesserAuditore
"Heads up, I'm about to pull some crazy shit" signal.
TheElusiveSloth
I almost had an accident recently, still found time to signal, much to my passengers amusement.
Hvanalstyne
Not from California, thats for sure
notalurker777
Not from Ny either, else he would have just drove straight through him then got out of the truck to go flip him off
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Nor does he drive a BMW in his off-time
TheAlHassan
Or Dearborn, MI for that matter
WillTheFifth
Or Hawaii
DirtyBottomFeeder
Eh Kauai is pretty okay I think
DrunkSnoopy
Can confirm ...bunch of assholes cutn ppl off ovr here
Hvanalstyne
With no blinker, its like, if you are gonna fuck me, at least spit on it before hand
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
Or Louisiana.
Thesinlesssinner
Or New Jersey. I've lived here all my life, people drive like morons every day.
ACatNamedVirtute
I never thought I would miss Jersey drivers but I do. I'll take them over the fuckers in the valley any day.
ACatNamedVirtute
In LA literally nobody uses turn signals and they all drive to the front of lines and expect someone to let them in without signaling.
nervesatme
Fucking Jersey
Thesinlesssinner
My point exactly.
ACatNamedVirtute
You have no idea. I lived in Jersey for 23 years and I've lived in LA for one. I've never seen such bad driving in my entire life. It's bad.
Thesinlesssinner
Holy shit man. Makes me kinda glad I've never been there. I have panic attacks driving here.
ACatNamedVirtute
Imagine 80 or 287 at about 10-20 mph faster and nobody signals when they change lanes. I've never seen anyone pulled over either.
ACatNamedVirtute
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THEIR TURN SIGNALS HERE?! Everyone in LA drives like a spoiled brat. Nobody signals and they cut lines everywhere.
Hvanalstyne
There are lines in the road in LA?
ACatNamedVirtute
You wouldn't know it by the way people drive that's for damn sure. My daily commute is a fucking battle.
Hvanalstyne
I feel for you brother, i could not do it