Alternative names for things dump!

Dec 26, 2017 10:16 AM

Begals in the Dakotas

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#9 Is actually pretty accurate...

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Sand moose. Lol

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My ex gave me a blowjob with sugar bagels. It was a rather horrific experience.

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Mine cut a hole in an orange...it was probably better than a donut

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mine did it with a grapefruit. https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U

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A morning batch of glazed sugar bagels at luke 6 pm, so the glaze was extra rough

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Plus you ruined a perfectly good donut

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5. And she ruined my taste for them for the rest of my life.

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Yeah it was nothing special. Got rid of the orange and continued the blow job though so that was nice

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IN MY ORANGE!

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