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Feb 1, 2016 8:27 AM
CodeForBreakfast
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lickthismiff
Why am I so attracted to him?
azazyel
What I hate is that they always try to shake your hand.
veorantur
Would ignore +1
ranchenthusiast
I studied and work in the environmental field and i'd ignore him too.
BasicAU
Just finished marathoning this I love this show
GwapeDwink
This wouldn't work if you were a hot girl. Guys spend hours pretending to give a shit about issues that the girl also gives no shits about.
bigeasy44
http://imgur.com/r6yRRi6
alexjaymin
earthvironment.org
castapet
This is an Amazing Show, Andy Samberg and Terry Cruz are just Hilarious!! I tend to rewatch shows most of the time to make sure I got it all
FrankTheCube
Dressing up as a homeless man would have worked better. She would have crossed the street at least half a block sooner.
castoocool
Always upvote Brooklyn 99.
snotabooga
Only the first image loaded: Black fella in the back seat. The rest was just darkness. Thought that was the joke.
CatsandDnD
As an introvert, I hate those people.
WaitingForDickButt
As an extrovert, I hate those people
terrorofthederp
Clipboard and website on hoody - RUN!!!!
ReptarVonPickles
Yippi kayak mother others!
Jramodarr
Just like windscreen washers at a set of lights. Always try to ignore them. "Go, the fuck, away. My car is as dirty as I want it to be"
BushelOfLabeouf
This is actually pretty genius
LukkaPucca
You can also hand out a mix-tape
randomwordsthatmightmeansomething
As a former street canvasser, people do occasionally stop and talk to you though.
BushelOfLabeouf
do you get stunned like "I didn't think I'd get this far what do I say shit shit shit"
WhoDrWho
i fucking love this show! Captain Holt is amazing!!
DanteHicks79
Amy Santiago. :-D
HowYouDo1
'Deep Cover' - The name of Amy Santiago's sex tape.
ghsdkgb
I'd've gone with, "Now nobody's gonna make eye contact with me"
escalinci
I feel like 'Now no one's going to make eye contact with me' is more (in)appropriate.
Alastor3
I will try to use the name of ____ sex tape in all of my conversation from now on
Khatvogel
Why'd you get downvoted for this?
Alastor3
I have no idea
sp00kL0rd
Just watched this episode yesterday
lilvodkapapi
what show?
sp00kL0rd
Brooklyn 99
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I'm hearing all of these Holt quotes in Andre Braugher's voice and it's wonderful. Thank you all.
somethingsomethingbacon
earthvironment.org
Tjmmachine
Seen the whole thing but don't remember which ep, somebody help out?
Sexcalator
This is actually an amazingly good way to be purposefully ignored. Will try to test potential new invisibility.
LukkaPucca
You can also hand out mix-tapes
Efreeti
I just learned people in NY actually hand out CDs on the pretense they're free, but by signing them demand payment and threaten if you don't
LukkaPucca
Wtf. In Hollywood they let you listen to it and some handout for free but others ask for "donations" if u like it
Efreeti
Well, these are street hustlers more than serious artists.
duncanarmy
I see brooklyn nine nine, I upvote. Great show.
Chixiepixie
Honestly it's the only show that has ever made me pause it to laugh,. Most 'funny' shows get a loud exhale from the nose at best
StinkyPinky93
Agreed. But check The Office (US version) out if you haven't already. I've never laughed out loud so much for any show.
Chixiepixie
I've seen it! But thanks anyway for the rec. It's a good show. :)
Kaallis
NINE-NINE
jeffreybaratheon
Amy's flustered expression when no one would NINE NINE with her but they would with everyone else was hilarious.
gablestout
*5/7
SourK
Went into that one blind didntcha?
HowDoYouInternet
Until you get that guy that wants to discuss it. Then what!
KevinRPD
"I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far."
luckoftheirish
Dunno? Never gotten that far before
SoulHeart
" it's pretty isn't it"
djeb
Then something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzh5dCR3ppE
Mcknizzle
Then talk about how we must destroy it before it destroys us
BHObiWanKendoobie
Just act like a crazy environmentalist.
thundercactus
Literally just make shit up.
OmnibusLatinName
Ablative meat shield :)
AGroupOfPugsIsCalledAGrumble
It's pretty easy. Name any species you know that lives in the wild. Then say we are ruining their habitat and their numbers are dwindling
MetalMil
Then you discuss about the environment.
AlwaysASlutForAliens
fake explosive diarrhea
WillJeSuis
Initiate sleeper hold and dispose of body in alleyway.
iPretend
I was bored and got out of my car to join a hippy protest. Either they all had BO or someone brought it for the entire class.
MrRandom314159
Tell him you really wish to commune fully with nature and that the bestiality laws weren't so concrete.
Dralic
Have an awkward conversation where he rants to you for five hours.
PrincessNausicaa
Sometimes when I'm alone in a city & lonely I talk to ALL of these people for a long time.Afterall, I'm told to "go outside & make friends."
Whatthehellisahufflepuff
Those people don't exist. No one talks about the environment #drillbabydrill
ImgursOfficiallBlackMan
Then you get that donation money son.
LeiZhenBang
Ask for $50?
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CamelSpotter
No, it's merely a "donation."
orangeisthenewbasic
nah Dave's up in NH volunteering for Sanders
bendeem
I'm an environmental studies major. i want to nut punch most of these green peace shitwalnuts
GwapeDwink
I'm all out of cookies.
BavarianGuy
So, you don't want a job after studying?
bendeem
most of them are idiots who on't actually know any facts. also greenpeace has destroyed stuff through their incompetence and stupidity
CamelSpotter
http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/12/travel/greenpeace-nazca-lines-damage/index.html
bendeem
yep
BavarianGuy
my comment was based on the first part of your comment ;)
bendeem
im actually almost guaranteed a job. my field is highly desirable and my GIS minor is a massive asset to my resume
PenguinsOverPuffins
Lol
dannicusrex
Then have fun stroking each other's dicks in an alley
myoriginalnamewasntoriginalenough
Then you set them on fire because environmentalists aren't actually real people
joelasko
knowing Jake? Throw the flyers in his face and run.
Snooj
Then start talkin' about Jesus. I learned that trick from Where the Money Is. Freakin' great film.
AmbiguousGardens
They would be walking around asking
Kobbz
Who does?
BorisNotRussian
then your cover apears even more solid. well unless you're not prepared for that...
vanaman
RUN
jonnnney
You say you're from exxon
icyvaynes
Okay. Well you seem to know thing so you should help out the cause. You can go online to *insert website * fill out a form. Then smile.
littlegoblin
Wing it
Elphienis
"The environment hosts several kinds of trees, such as acorn and pinecone trees. The more of these trees the better, probably. Air is good"
youbetterbelieveitmoptop
https://31.media.tumblr.com/81cfb93561ef9de38bffe74fd32e80d2/tumblr_n4k45wWNRa1qf93i5o2_250.gif
LadyPheonyx
@littlegoblin How do you feel about Deep water drilling, and Fracking? (Protip: Let them tell YOU what they know, and work with it)
Acrossbetweenabunnyandeeyore
The earth is flat! Trees have feelings! Plants will inherit the earth!
tachyonpulseN7
The earth is a velociraptor.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Where is the lie?
Dogester
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZvlLdWWwAA5WEA.jpg:large
Piloerection69
show this to Trump and he'll post it on Twitter
Envymagic
What's this from?
Dragonogh
9-9 - watched a little when it first came out, loved it, but forgot to continue as life got in the way. Try it, it's great.
sreb
Brooklyn 99
Realitea
Sesame Street
alexjaymin
IMGUR
raptar
Adventure Time
wonder89
Some really unfunny show
ChodesNShlongs
Show's not that bad. Andy Sandberg should be replaced with Dwight.
leontheprofessional
I feel the same, maybe it's Andy Samberg, there is just something I don't like about him.
NamesIsHardYo
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
transatlanticFistbump
Darude-Sandstorm.
SitusInversus
You must receive one internet point for this.
kingloofa455
Every damn time
Throwatwong
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
ozzycats
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MatrimBloodyCauthon
Alright. FINE. I'll watch it. Where can I watch it?
atrickissomethingawhoredoesformoney
Hulu has it!
Envymagic
Thank you :)
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
What season?
TheMemeForge
3
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Goddammit! That's not on the Belgian Netflix yet
Lainncli
Not on British either, but..... (putlocker.is would be my recommendation)
respekmeinnit
there are other sources
fulminatrix
It's currently airing in the US, so it's going to be a while.
graehall
I rewatched season 2 of this over the weekend and on reflection I think Andre Braugher is the standout performer of a brilliant group.
zeethenomad
He was amazing in Glory. Everyone fawned over Denzel, but I always thought he did a much better job with a much more sophisticated part.
DaymanVsNightman
VELVET THUNDER
dragonraven13
From now on, call me ... Velvet Thunder!
ASithInTraining
http://imgur.com/Nnivz7A
Secsletariat
That last robot impression was heartbreaking.
q00u
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2zndvi_a-collection-of-captain-holt-s-various-insults-to-madeline-wuntch_tv
BallpointBastard
Absolutely, every single real laugh I've had at this show has been from him. Second place is Lo Truglio
melodramaticbat
You ran over my foot... I am in... Incredible pain.
deweydefeatstrumanagain
I find he plays the role similarly to Leslie Nielsen in Police Squad
ImageLrr
BINGPOT!
teh0khardic
Chouilste
I am in terrible pain.
quizibuck
Almost no comedies these days have a straight man. He's one of the best. And, of course, in the show, not straight.
melodramaticbat
Deadpan humor is honestly my favorite. Same reason I loved Leslie Nielsen.
jeffreybaratheon
I don't like the show overall, but January Jones is unexpectedly an amazing straight man on Last Man On Earth.
jeffreybaratheon
Also Angie Tribeca is basically all deadpan acting amidst absurdly over the top parody. Not for everyone but hilarious if it's your thing.
FrankyBabes
He's the logical conclusion of the straight man - so straight it's comedic again
ohdeepthought
My wife was murdered by a man in a yellow sweater
graehall
haha, that's what I love. When he dismisses Peralta's seemingly silly ideas, but in the clutch they become useful and he uses them.
jeffreybaratheon
My favorite moments of the whole series are when he plays along with Peralta. Halloween III is my favorite episode.
graehall
Agreed. The withholding nature of Holt is something so many writers do, but what so few writers have the spine to do-is flip that when right
somethingaboutTV
Between this and rewatching 30 Rock did you even leave your couch? Not that I blame you.
graehall
Hah, I did not. I switched between the two all weekend. I was having a bit of a rough few days, so I didn't get out of bed much :(
thegreatblacksby
you made some EXCELLENT choices though. I binged on 30 rock last weekend, not a care in the world. Great tv like that makes you happy.
graehall
It really does, and even though it was my fifth or sixth time bingeing 30 Rock, I still noticed new things!
thegreatblacksby
Same here bro. The writing is so well structured. and the best Cameos. Gavin Valour is my favorite lol
thegreatblacksby
Same here bro. The writing is so well structured. and the best Cameos. Gavin Valour is my favorite lol
somethingaboutTV
Sorry about the rough parts. Not sorry for your weekend full of quality TV.
graehall
Thanks :) <3 On reflection, I think 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine sort of fit together really well as workplace sitcoms.
somethingaboutTV
I agree. They all do a good job of mixing and matching the character's quirks with one another.
gromblebomble
He and Jo lo truglio s
graehall
They're all so great at their roles - Wunch too.
PoopyMcPooperson
I always say this, every character is so precious in their own way and I love them like they're my children.
graehall
Agreed! It was only after rewatching it that I was able to painfully admit to myself that Baugher is my favourite. They're all so on point.
gromblebomble
Have you seen the mumps episode in the most current season? If you haven't then you should right now, andre braugher and andy samberg gooood
graehall
I have! It's fucking fantastic, Samberg and Braugher play off one another beautifully.
jeffreybaratheon
Incredible actor. Wicked funny but I also love when they give him little dramatic pieces to do and let his chops really shine.
jeffreybaratheon
One of the finest acting scenes in TV history. Could've fit perfectly on The Wire: https://streamable.com/axtt
SirGellahad
It's like, how did it all slip away?
graehall
He's got so many subtleties when he's given a proper set of lines. Amazing actor.
jeffreybaratheon
The scene where he says goodbye to the precinct at the end of S2 broke me. The way his face changes as he's speaking is so nuanced.
lizwah
The "meep morp" at the end.. Cried like a baby.
thegreatblacksby
Have you guys ever seen the show "Homicide: Life on the Streets"? Braugher played a detective, SUCH a great drama. it's a bit older tho.
jeffreybaratheon
I should really do that, especially since it's kind of a spiritual prequel to The Wire.