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Sep 7, 2017 6:26 PM
RoseSheepy69
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eromitlab
Sassi
OneBugIsFake
Tried it, got nothing.
gretchensaurus
Mine answered me. Didn't care that I called it Cortana.
MaplePhoenix
So our technology gets jealous now?
shermanCG
/a/gdUUd
cheezebits
Never Siri. Okay Google.
BobZiggy
I have no sympathy for a cheater.
NerdN1
Meanwhile Google's over here, not giving a shit about those two bitches.
LadyCottonHead
"she means nothing to me, Siri!"
OliverClothesoff70
"I volunteer as tribute!" - Alexa, probably
ManimalDeification24
Bitch I just did!
superbeastwatermelon
Siri has more important things to do. Like catching up on game of thrones. She's still on season 6.
LeftBauer20
I use Cortana all the time. Works great.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
"I did but you responded instead, so I guess I'm stuck with you."
siler7
I ALREADY DID, BITCH
Spasticism
This is another case of silent treatment by Siri.
shermanCG
No
SkeletorGirl
I'm liking Bixby so far...
Exactually
I would try this, but I value my Siri's opinion of me and don't want her to get the wrong impression
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
Introverts. Too scared to talk to their phone. Then again I never managed to even ask mine a question. Okay you win here.
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
It doesn't do anything
Elconquesodor
When the robots go over the records, it might decide who gets to live in the zoo and who gets to become biodiesel.
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
And which of those would you prefer?
Elconquesodor
Totally the zoo. Get popular with the robots by doing tricks and shit.
runo
I wanna say I'm a John Connor waiting to happen, but the reality is that they're probably gonna turn my meat puppet ass into biodiesel...
nolanurse
Yeah, mine answers to Cortana. Gotta like it when they don't care what you call them.
CorwinMacGregor
I'm writing my own. I'm not sure yet what vocative token I will use. "Computer" just seem too... generic
waitwasthatreal
Disappointing
Nessie410
Mine does too. She gets back at me by only listening to half the shit I say to her though.
NEEDMORECOW8ELL
I'm sorry, is Siri a Virtual assistant? Seems like more of an asSASStant.
apercent
That was a bad pun and you should feel bad
NEEDMORECOW8ELL
I already felt bad before the pun. It hides the pain
mynameisfatmike
Come on people, the pun wasn't that bad... Well, okay it was, but c'mon
NEEDMORECOW8ELL
The badness makes it good!
NEEDMORECOW8ELL
But butthurt IOS fanboys.
GrantLeavitt
Siri was NOT happy when i accidentally called her Alexa. the following morning, I found a horsehead in my bed.
d0o0o0d
Did she order it from Amazon?
GrantLeavitt
She may have. Honestly, if u found a horse's head in your bed, would you check for a box or return label?
Retromorphic
I would eat it all up in a flash
OhDearOhDearOhDear
It doesn't look anything to me.
WakandaYouDo
These violent delights have violent ends.
OhDearOhDearOhDear
I knew it! You are one of us!
WakandaYouDo
/a/0aQ6X
MightyNerdyCrafty
What is this from? I keep thinking 'The Expanse', but am obsessively waiting for season two on Netflix, so 'no chill'.
thesolamnus
Are you in the UK? Because its out today, alongside Bojack s4
ThisBearSleeps
Westworld!
suckmyslickwilly
Wtf my name is wyatt
MammaryExhibitNumberOne
Time for a killing then.