Feb 2, 2018 10:40 PM
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I’ve always wanted to be a librarian anyway.
ElBakko
Its actually not clear when, how and why the library of alexandria was destroyed. There are many stories, none have been confirmed.
poot85
Do you have any idea how many kids would have to die for this to be true!!
CrimeThinker
Here comes the illiterate warrior-poet with the invading force.
sweepingzero
So The Librarians?
RobotMassacre538
Sounds like a great D&D encounter
muhvitus
Worthy goal!
itwasbuilticame
I LOVE IT
TheAccursedHamster
A just and righteous fantasy.
SeriouslyEveryoneCanSearchWikipediaHereIsARealReference
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b3/ea/83/b3ea831e719f2604b4410ab5abb3fa89--writing-pictures-oscar-isaac.jpg
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
My fantasy is when English teachers pop the shit out of anyone with a ruler that spells "why are you" as "y r u."
InqSerena
This is my fantasy too @OP ^^ And is it pretty awesome to be a librarian!
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
That's kinda hot.
commentsivehadafew
Scriptus protectus!
harpyklaw
Hypatia?
AtsaMattaForYou
aleister94
Conan the librarian
bl0ke
Ook.
ayeseaturtles
smellyboots
I want to see this movie.
natio22
Going by the other comments, you cant watch the tv show that already exists.
sneezeandsneeze
This, set in the world of avatar the last air bender. It's about the library in the desert.
RageCuddles
That episode is dope except for the heart breaking bit at the end and now I remembered and made myself sad :(
TheGrinReaper
Fuck yeah!
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
and OP is Wan Shi Tong!
TheDuffMeister
You’re my people.
Mynameispuddintame
There's a t.v. show, based on movies, about librarians, protecting a library, that was originally the library of alexandria
[deleted]
It was revealed recently in the latest season
Yes its called the librarians
MummyNapkin
carl sagan's marijuana hero day dream
DemoB0y
Umm.... duh? https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/209538/alexandria
Zujewski
No matter how good you are, I think Caesar's army beats you.
cogitoro
I mean, you'd possibly/probably prevent the Great Famine, the Black Death, and the Crusades. You'd save 50-60% of the world's population.
flavivsaetivs
Great Famine would have happened anyways since large population densities during the Roman era were supplied by a once fertile north africa.
Yeah, no. The library of Alexandria didn't prevent Marburg Virus in the 240's and wouldn't have prevented the Crusades either.
Y'all know about the Great Famine? 10%-20% of Europe starved to death. Folks were eating their kids. 30 years later: BOOM BLACK DEATH
The great famine is argued as the reason why Europe was susceptible to the Black Death.
Black Death is kind of interesting, too. Turns out there's a colony of marmots in Kyrgyzstan that always have Yersinia P. Biovar Medievialis
Yersinia Pestis Biovar Medievialis is the Black Death, basically accidentally weaponized mutant pnuemonic (NOT bubonic) plague
q49er007
Conan the Librarian.
Seriously underrated comment here. Hahaha
JasonAbbadon
I'm down with that fantasy. I'd probably be taking high res pics of all the scrolls and books. Take back Silphium seeds while I'm there!
PuppetOfFate
Thats...The Librarians? does no one else watch this show?
cobaltandchrome
First movie was ok!
I am a big fan.
tzxAzrael
ahh, the classic tale, Conan the Librarian
SonicBoomYourFamily
This sounds like a new Assassins Creed Origins DLC.
Problem is the Library of Alexandria was probably actually burned 300 years later by Aurelian's army in the 270's AD.
Maybe it can be Ishtellah's grandkid or something.
TheSidewinder17
Assassins Creed is fucking boring
R41PH
Added a more RPG style to Origins. Changed up the style a bit too. I like it more than any previous ones
InOtterSpace
If there's one thing I love it's a trailing/escort mission
missbelled
10 minute unskippable cutscenes that you can fail because you got bored out of your skull, what’s not to love.
YOU'RE FUCKING BORING. Nah just kidding. I respect your opinion differing from mine.
CrazyAceNinja
Im loving that game so far. Almost as much as Black Flag
I loved Black Flag. Origins is really growing on me. Just finished the first DLC.
Satherian
I'm downloading thw game right now. Been watching a bunch of Sea of Thieves and realized I owned the AC version of it!
MrNameisme
Oh SHIT sea of thieves came out. I saw that ages ago.
Senguie
Beta, the full game is end march
Yeah, it looks kinda interesting. Not a lot of content, but creative people (YT/Twitch people) are making good stuff out of it
CoffinFullOfPudding
Unpopular Opinion: I actually hated Black Flag. However, I loved Rogue.
HusbandsBulge
Same on the hate, but I have to add that I also loved Assassin’s Creed III, which no one even seems to remember...
ThatsHowiLikeit
I also hated Black flag, never played Rogue tho.
Wahhhhht. I enjoyed Rogue, but it had inferior music and voice acting. On a positive note, the Templars have the coolest outfits.
TheCloney
I enjoyed Rogue, story was rushed like it was in all games from III to Syndicate, but yeah...fun game.
I haven't tried that one yet. Now I may have to
SleepsWithVibroblades
If you liked Black Flag, you'll like Rogue.
Jaxton774
Okay I really liked Rouge as well but it was practicly black flag with a snow retexture. Everything but the story details were identical.
Nah, Edward Kenway was a better character than Shay. And that constant whisper when the assassins are stalking you got REAL annoying
Don't get me wrong black flag is still my favorite, however since Rouge was a carbon copy I also liked it. Origins is amazing as well though
ATalkingMushroom
I've heard nothing but bad things about Black Flag. Can I hear some good things?
Loved Black Flag. Fun gameplay and the story had some surprisingly great moments.
Oh really? Being a ninja pirate is awesome! Get to battle with ships, board the enemy, and take them out. Find treasure, take on whales...
I don't remember the last time I actually made the effort to collect absolutely everything in a game. 100% completion :)
HoneNathan
It was the closest thing we've had to a "Sid Mier's Pirates" remake.
JikaelMackson
Good things
flippingbear
Phew, I neaded to hear good things today
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
play it. you probably will like it
It was a really fun Pirate game, it was a mediocre Assassins Creed game.
Solbion
Aren't all Assassin's Creed games mediocre story and combat-wise? Speaking as a fan who's completed them all for their historical simulation
s and great world designs. I like the direction that Origins is taking the franchise. Really amazing immersive game. Story still not 100%.
baronnapalm
I really enjoyed the ship battles at high level. Just go out and dominate an armada. No boarding, no quarter.
LittleLumberjack
I loved it. It had pirates, adventure and the navel combats were amazing.
therealbooplesnoot
Until you realise it’s the same thing over and over and to get any decent cannons you need to play for 20 hours
It's repetitive if you do the boarding each time but good canons take almost no time. Easily under 10 hours to have decent ship
ElBakko
Its actually not clear when, how and why the library of alexandria was destroyed. There are many stories, none have been confirmed.
poot85
Do you have any idea how many kids would have to die for this to be true!!
CrimeThinker
Here comes the illiterate warrior-poet with the invading force.
sweepingzero
So The Librarians?
RobotMassacre538
Sounds like a great D&D encounter
muhvitus
Worthy goal!
itwasbuilticame
I LOVE IT
TheAccursedHamster
A just and righteous fantasy.
SeriouslyEveryoneCanSearchWikipediaHereIsARealReference
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b3/ea/83/b3ea831e719f2604b4410ab5abb3fa89--writing-pictures-oscar-isaac.jpg
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
My fantasy is when English teachers pop the shit out of anyone with a ruler that spells "why are you" as "y r u."
InqSerena
This is my fantasy too @OP ^^ And is it pretty awesome to be a librarian!
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
That's kinda hot.
commentsivehadafew
Scriptus protectus!
harpyklaw
Hypatia?
AtsaMattaForYou
aleister94
Conan the librarian
bl0ke
Ook.
ayeseaturtles
smellyboots
I want to see this movie.
natio22
Going by the other comments, you cant watch the tv show that already exists.
sneezeandsneeze
This, set in the world of avatar the last air bender. It's about the library in the desert.
RageCuddles
That episode is dope except for the heart breaking bit at the end and now I remembered and made myself sad :(
TheGrinReaper
Fuck yeah!
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
and OP is Wan Shi Tong!
TheDuffMeister
You’re my people.
Mynameispuddintame
There's a t.v. show, based on movies, about librarians, protecting a library, that was originally the library of alexandria
[deleted]
[deleted]
Mynameispuddintame
It was revealed recently in the latest season
aleister94
Yes its called the librarians
MummyNapkin
carl sagan's marijuana hero day dream
DemoB0y
Umm.... duh? https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/209538/alexandria
Zujewski
No matter how good you are, I think Caesar's army beats you.
cogitoro
I mean, you'd possibly/probably prevent the Great Famine, the Black Death, and the Crusades. You'd save 50-60% of the world's population.
flavivsaetivs
Great Famine would have happened anyways since large population densities during the Roman era were supplied by a once fertile north africa.
flavivsaetivs
Yeah, no. The library of Alexandria didn't prevent Marburg Virus in the 240's and wouldn't have prevented the Crusades either.
cogitoro
Y'all know about the Great Famine? 10%-20% of Europe starved to death. Folks were eating their kids. 30 years later: BOOM BLACK DEATH
flavivsaetivs
The great famine is argued as the reason why Europe was susceptible to the Black Death.
cogitoro
Black Death is kind of interesting, too. Turns out there's a colony of marmots in Kyrgyzstan that always have Yersinia P. Biovar Medievialis
cogitoro
Yersinia Pestis Biovar Medievialis is the Black Death, basically accidentally weaponized mutant pnuemonic (NOT bubonic) plague
q49er007
Conan the Librarian.
Siegerose
Seriously underrated comment here. Hahaha
JasonAbbadon
I'm down with that fantasy. I'd probably be taking high res pics of all the scrolls and books. Take back Silphium seeds while I'm there!
PuppetOfFate
Thats...The Librarians? does no one else watch this show?
cobaltandchrome
First movie was ok!
sweepingzero
I am a big fan.
tzxAzrael
ahh, the classic tale, Conan the Librarian
SonicBoomYourFamily
This sounds like a new Assassins Creed Origins DLC.
flavivsaetivs
Problem is the Library of Alexandria was probably actually burned 300 years later by Aurelian's army in the 270's AD.
SonicBoomYourFamily
Maybe it can be Ishtellah's grandkid or something.
TheSidewinder17
Assassins Creed is fucking boring
R41PH
Added a more RPG style to Origins. Changed up the style a bit too. I like it more than any previous ones
InOtterSpace
If there's one thing I love it's a trailing/escort mission
missbelled
10 minute unskippable cutscenes that you can fail because you got bored out of your skull, what’s not to love.
SonicBoomYourFamily
YOU'RE FUCKING BORING. Nah just kidding. I respect your opinion differing from mine.
CrazyAceNinja
Im loving that game so far. Almost as much as Black Flag
SonicBoomYourFamily
I loved Black Flag. Origins is really growing on me. Just finished the first DLC.
Satherian
I'm downloading thw game right now. Been watching a bunch of Sea of Thieves and realized I owned the AC version of it!
MrNameisme
Oh SHIT sea of thieves came out. I saw that ages ago.
Senguie
Beta, the full game is end march
Satherian
Yeah, it looks kinda interesting. Not a lot of content, but creative people (YT/Twitch people) are making good stuff out of it
CoffinFullOfPudding
Unpopular Opinion: I actually hated Black Flag. However, I loved Rogue.
HusbandsBulge
Same on the hate, but I have to add that I also loved Assassin’s Creed III, which no one even seems to remember...
ThatsHowiLikeit
I also hated Black flag, never played Rogue tho.
SonicBoomYourFamily
Wahhhhht. I enjoyed Rogue, but it had inferior music and voice acting. On a positive note, the Templars have the coolest outfits.
TheCloney
I enjoyed Rogue, story was rushed like it was in all games from III to Syndicate, but yeah...fun game.
CrazyAceNinja
I haven't tried that one yet. Now I may have to
SleepsWithVibroblades
If you liked Black Flag, you'll like Rogue.
Jaxton774
Okay I really liked Rouge as well but it was practicly black flag with a snow retexture. Everything but the story details were identical.
SonicBoomYourFamily
Nah, Edward Kenway was a better character than Shay. And that constant whisper when the assassins are stalking you got REAL annoying
Jaxton774
Don't get me wrong black flag is still my favorite, however since Rouge was a carbon copy I also liked it. Origins is amazing as well though
ATalkingMushroom
I've heard nothing but bad things about Black Flag. Can I hear some good things?
SonicBoomYourFamily
Loved Black Flag. Fun gameplay and the story had some surprisingly great moments.
CrazyAceNinja
Oh really? Being a ninja pirate is awesome! Get to battle with ships, board the enemy, and take them out. Find treasure, take on whales...
CrazyAceNinja
I don't remember the last time I actually made the effort to collect absolutely everything in a game. 100% completion :)
HoneNathan
It was the closest thing we've had to a "Sid Mier's Pirates" remake.
JikaelMackson
Good things
flippingbear
Phew, I neaded to hear good things today
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
play it. you probably will like it
TheCloney
It was a really fun Pirate game, it was a mediocre Assassins Creed game.
Solbion
Aren't all Assassin's Creed games mediocre story and combat-wise? Speaking as a fan who's completed them all for their historical simulation
Solbion
s and great world designs. I like the direction that Origins is taking the franchise. Really amazing immersive game. Story still not 100%.
baronnapalm
I really enjoyed the ship battles at high level. Just go out and dominate an armada. No boarding, no quarter.
LittleLumberjack
I loved it. It had pirates, adventure and the navel combats were amazing.
therealbooplesnoot
Until you realise it’s the same thing over and over and to get any decent cannons you need to play for 20 hours
baronnapalm
It's repetitive if you do the boarding each time but good canons take almost no time. Easily under 10 hours to have decent ship