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What I found in an eBay purchase I got today
May 21, 2013 3:12 PM
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Crashtastic
Forget the haters. LICK THEM. LICK THEM ALL.
mjcoxuk
The main question is - why on earth were you buying Daniel Bedingfield on vinyl?
iwantcakenowiwantitnow
put the needle on the record, put the needle on the record, when the song beats go like this
djabb8073
I would stop listening to Daniel Bedingfield.
TuPadre
Bastards! the ad said it included three of them!!!
drinkupretty
More importantly, why on earth did you buy a Daniel Bedingfield record?
TheLastSonOfGallifrey
Don't use them.
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
No matter how much you want to.
muppetlyfe
sound advice, mate.
corporalcapybara
Definitely use them
MikelAsInMichaelNotMickel
I hope they got thru that.
Resurrectionist
Why does it have the Star Trek: TNG font?
kukubrew
That's the first thing I noticed too
grimmjohn
This was the tune back in 2000. I remember Mixmag talking it up two years before they played it on the radio in America.
TheLastSonOfGallifrey
Also, you're gonna get through this.
ihavethepower
upvote for username
fartharder
Put the needle on the record.
fartharder
Put the needle on the record.
fartharder
Put the needle on the record.
fartharder
Put the needle on the record.
fartharder
Put the needle on the record.
fartharder
When the song beats go like this.
ohyeahwhoops
dear everyone, yes, yes you can do drugs with insulin needles. you don't go into the drug store and ask for heroin needles.
NotAmused1001
You don't? Damn. No wonder I get strange looks.
Kittlies
I worked at a pharmacy for 5 years- the ones for heroin are not the same size as insulin needles.
cassikuzh
They absolutely are. You don't want to tear up your veins with huge needle. You use the thinnest one possible.
Warranty
Give me just a second, and I'll be all right.
Warranty
Also...give the seller a horrid rating.
TransverseHomoclinicPoint
I would suggest not to touch them.
rawringturtles
burn that shit!
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honey88foru
I've never understood this. So what if I touch them but then wash my hands afterwards. Is that not okay?
PurpleThomas
The needles are capped, the only way she could prick herself is if she removed the caps, and that would be all kinds of stupid.
Stojas
I did that once when I was younger. Didn't get infected with anything. My doctor told me he would beat the shit out of me if I did it again.
PurpleThomas
That seems to be a grand violation of the hippocratic oath. Yeah, simply getting pricked is a low chance of infection anyways.
Thekingofbeans
But that's how you can hear the music in your braaaaaaiiiiin! Well... you'd hear ambulance sirens which is kinda like dubstep I guess..
TheBluchippa
Secsletariat
In case they went viral?
foxearredasshole
This.
raleGrom
I wonder if they got through it.
ShamrockFury
Technically, you do need a needle for the record to play.
guitarguy0223
This. This is gold
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ShamrockFury
Imgur is all I have.
K0R0I0Z
Those 5 words could be the saddest thing i've read all day, AANNNNND I LOOOOOVE IT
relevantrelevance
What about alcohol? Don't forget alcohol!
ShamrockFury
Alcohol, what is this alcohol you speak of? Can I try a sip?
MepHiii
You are a god amonst men.
ShamrockFury
Thank you, my child
ireallyshouldbedoingwork
Why did this get down voted?
ShamrockFury
I've made enemies on Imgur. It comes with the territory.
BillKerman
Your comment was so deep, I can feel it inside of me
relevantrelevance
Wut?
feyrband
his cervix
ShamrockFury
Be cool, just go with it.
relevantrelevance
So, are your comments in people in a sexual way, or a chestburster way?
ShamrockFury
Both
BillKerman
Both
halohalo27
Would you say its HYPODERMIC? YEAHHHHH
SeasickBunyon
It's ok, you tried. *pat on the back*
halohalo27
What was so horrible about it? :(
SeasickBunyon
I found it silly but a good silly. Maybe we just have the same sense of humor!
avidj
Seller was obviously a diabetic
mmmmgooden
I was wondering when this comment would surface...
jmulder
Orange caps = insulin syringes
heartflutter
Yes, but they can be used for other things.
jmeyers1983
I'd be scared to find out what liquid made those stains...
cassikuzh
Blood and heroin most likely.
FunnyGirlAlex
Blood. most likely blood made those stains.
KillThemAll
Those syringes are actually used to inject insulin into diabetic dogs. The more you know Imgur, the more you now.
AmeliePoulain
I have to use these for B-12 injections. But hey, a needles a needle. Caution.
TelephoneToughGirl
You can use any needle to inject drugs into anything. Whi cares what type?
MaximumAwkwardAchieved
Came here to say this, I use the same ones for my cat. They're for human diabetics too.
AdriannaWilcher
those syringes are used for anything any drug addict wants to put into their body....trust me, I am a nurse.
KillThemAll
Well they're intended purpose was for insulin. I am well aware drug addicts use whatever the fuck they want.
Folamh3
Was the record in there as well, or just the needles? Also, why were you buying a Daniel Bedingfield single on vinyl? Just curious.
nolalamb
OP- we want answers, why, why Daniel Bedingfield? needles?
The2020ElectionWasStolen
hipster - different colored gloves a dead giveaway
frugtbanan
So typical of Daniel Bedingfield fans. Great track btw, pure UK garage added with that millenium pop sound.
AsinusAdLyram
I have it stuck in my head now. Bugger.
DotishGuy
Free drugs yo :)
lankfert
Ummm, so what made you purchase this record in the first place?
BryanG93
Don't just stand there OP! You gotta get thru this!
ThatsNoLlama
Why did you put on one pink and one yellow glove? I CAN SEE THE OTHER PINK GLOVE. YOU WERE SO CLOSE.
foxearredasshole
OCD much?
flaccidgelatin
666 points, had to upvote.
Owlcapwn
to maybe differentiate left from right w/o error?
octopuswithatrident
They are both left gloves.
Catspach
YOU MONSTER.
smating
I think that how she rolls with it.
sonmi
dying over this comment
fayhra
Matches his/her shirt!
in4tehkill
Maybe the other pink glove has a hole in it and you know, there are hypodermic needles.
faiora
Probably one got water inside it by accident... happens to me all the time.
TimeIStopLurking
maybe the pink ones were wet on the inside, it IS by the sink. I hate wet gloves.
PepperidgeFarms
Because fuck the system!
fishfishcro
Could be that other pink glove is already stabbed through.
muffinlynx
Looks like the other is also a lefty.
gazcan
Seriously, pink+yellow is so 1984
thechalange
Right? Freedom is no longer Slavery.
poplasia
I thought that was more of a "blue overalls" sorta' time...
soob
I get this reference.
elweezle
Ask the seller WTF, complain to eBay, file lawsuit. Win.
elweezle
WOW since when does everyone take imgur so seriously? Grab your panties and untangle them before I sue all of you for transexuality.
theyateallmychips
My dad used to tell me that I should never sue anyone, unless I was purposely harmed and needed help paying for treatment.
theyateallmychips
SN: Don't be a pussy.
phoenix33159
As someone who just served jury duty, you would probably actually be successful. Huzzah.
therespectrum
Dammit. Can we not encourage such a thing... please. Thank you.
SerratedGooch
Just because you can doesnt mean you should... FFS...
elweezle
Just because I say things doesn't mean I mean it, this is imgur...FFS
BigBlackNaginta
http://img4.joyreactor.com/pics/post/comics-france-USA-sue-520774.jpeg
ProfessorMosby
Or sell on ebay as "Needles used by Nikki SIxx."
orgeezuz
By any chance, are you American?
elweezle
Well yes I am! How could you tell? ;)
kickapoojoyjuice
My thoughts exactly.
EnderXVI
He's on his own on this one, I swear.
foxearredasshole
We reserve the right to sue for anything. In fact I am suing you for your anti American prejudice.
PtrkLnk
I would like to claim damages on this one
Abso
It hurt me and caused me emotional distress
ICanBelieveSomeOfItIsButter
I want $1,000,000 and a house.
foxearredasshole
Now I can't sleep and the stress is causing erectile dysfunction. I need millions to fix it.
BillListo
I got carpal tunnel from having to click all these plus signs. And it's worse because you made me type a message. I want One Millllion $
flallnatural
'Murica