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nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
That and also because a shit football team cant take you for half your stuff.... I mean unless you're a gambling addict with no sense.
personwhotakesfleetfootwork
I don't know I mean cheerleading with girls and hot boys with abs you'll never date sounds better than a relationship with 1 person.
AluminiumFalcon
Somebody got cheated on.
storkshmork
didn't think I was gonna be on the girl's side but aaron I have been through MORE SHIT WITH MY FOOTBALL TEAM, I wish they would just say "k"
PorneliusHubart
When your team cheats, you win. When your man cheats, you lose.
aidankoetaan4
As a 20 year Liverpool fan ....relationships are not easy but when it works....
Dionysus187
My football team doesn't fuck everyone on the basketball team.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
And that "one football team" is composed of multiple changing players.
SoulFlayer
Savage!
Namle9123
TheBlackDelegationSelectsEminem
I just want a text back. Why don't chicks text back
IKantEven
Maybe stop dating with your lady dick? Just a thought.
Fpt04
I'm a Jets fan. Every week.
timytim
because you only have to pay attention to them for less then half the year and if its any more its well worth it
IronicUsername
Y'all some bitter mother fuckers.
jeppsson
It doestn matter how bad a reply is, this site will always praise it if its against a woman.
ImperialPlanetologistOfDune
So we're just going to ignore the Facebook comment to a tweet?
Khoshteep
Only the right girl.
wanderingsibyl
When was the last time your football team sucked your dick?
nervousdoggo
When was the last time you Facebook commented on a tweet
anonnona887
Well they're both from the same company sometimes I see tweets in my Facebook page.
bogbodyboogy2020
You're imgur commenting on a Facebook comment of a tweet
MeeseInABucket
Yesterday
bluesun68
Monogamy is stupid for young people. Don't waste your life on the modern religion version of life.
crinklecutcheesywhatsit
It's not stupid at all
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
fhhdghss
Humans prefer the comforting lie to the truth. Women need two men at random times in life, bad boy n good boy they prefer bad, but deny.
SeenTheWolf
What gives you this "expert" insight? Like are you a woman yourself?
fhhdghss
They down voted you for truth, women need two men at random times in life, bad boy( babies) good boy(safety) they can change on a dime.
Isinger
Alright grandpa what's your tale of woe?
bluesun68
Nothing related. People like to fuck. Usually, fucking the same person is boring. Especially stupid if you are far apart.
SeenTheWolf
I've always believed in monogamy (though I won't force it on others), I'm also athiest. Why have I wasted my life committing to one girl?
fhhdghss
If you are better looking than her it can work long term, if you stand up to her it can work, but if those are not happening it will end.
bluesun68
If you can do it, great. Most young people really like sex with other people. Get bored with same person over and over. Very few don't.
SeenTheWolf
That's why you change it up, I can't see how the same thing but with multiple people is more fun than multiple types with one person.
bluesun68
It's literally biology. Your body drives you to spread the genes. Actually makes you sick of the one your with. Maybe true love is different
SeenTheWolf
Partly correct, yes it makes us want to reproduce it doesn't make you hate the person you're with. Besides we're smart creatures 1/?
BubbaRunski
I read her tweet as "I"m single and lonely, but don't understand men or sports."
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Loneliness: Profile pic of her in a bra.
GravyHavok
Football teams don't fall out of love with you, or string you along for years, or break up with you over the phone, or (list goes on)
Fpt04
Football teams definitely string you along for years. You know how many fans say, "I think this could be our year!" and miss the playoffs?
GravyHavok
True.
HeywoodYahblowme
or cheated
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
*politely coughs* http://yourteamcheats.com/
ZaeMillion
Who is Tom Brady for 600 Alex.
bogbodyboogy2020
Been there :(
Theothercword
Talk to Raiders fans right about now about that one.
foxracing254
You ain't cheating, you ain't tryin.
Refmylife
Or gave you herpes. Except for that football team that gang raped me that one time.
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
I see you're an Aussie rules fan
scruffymonkeyman
Patriots cough cough"
ThisUsernameWasMyThirdChoice
Ayyy oh
ChromeEagle
And deflated your balls, just to make matters worse.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
At least they cheat FOR you and not to hurt you!
DoomSkuller
and Steelers *cough cough*
CephalopodLodge4
When? Is it the Tomlin thing or the Joey Porter thing?
TexasRaised
Because I can complain to my football team but they don't complain back
Sheex
Clearly you haven't paid attention to the Chargers the past couple years.
Sheex
"Taxpayers, gimme a new stadium or I'll leave! Gimme gimme gimme I want I want I want!!!" -Dean Spanos 2016
ScruffnShine
Plus your football won't get counter mad at you.
TraitorousTrump3
The makeup sex is worse too
lazeeye
Unless your owner is James Dolan, in which case your team will kick you outta the house
OsoHermano90
As a Browns fan I can definitely say every season is a giant "K".
KyloRensLeftNipple
As a fellow browns fan: K
BruceMightBeBatman
DON'T YOU DARE RUIN MYLES GARRET THAT BOY IS A HERO
TheRicM
quixotegut
You know it's more like a "..." than a "k"
Freakiestsumo
Pretty sure every season is a giant L
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
L is too close to W, we had to move to K. Source: Browns fan
Freakiestsumo
I feel you. Resident Bills fan here
cattywumpus
Bears fan here. Pretty sure I got a *seen at 9:14 PM.
NoOddJob
Lions fan here. Can confirm as well
TylerWarranty
At least the browns are a disappointment from day one and don't keep you hoping like the cards
Drasticflow
I feel like it's more of a giant L, but...
spankythedog
They reply to you? I didn't think they got any reception(s) there
copingcabana
Plus, they definitely fuck you over more than a girlfriend would.
chickenpizza9128
Plus as a browns fan, you get fucked rigorously the entire year
DonQuixotic
I honestly would have figured it was just the poop emoji
barberst
You misspelled "disappointment"
DaddyTrump
Bitch welcome to being a Vikings fan. Sing Brian's song to yourself and frig off randy.
DaddyTrump
Also jokes folks. I know, da bears. I'm being facetious.
OmenRider
My brother is a Browns fan because he'll never be disappointed. Browns lost? That's standard. Browns won? PARTY!
Justincredible6
I think you means its been a huge "L"
TasteOfNoise
but you should have kept RG3
FerrousBuehler
Injury prone and we have no line. None. Last season was a qb field day for linebackers.
Hellstorm99
Well your team did bail on you once before...
Ssssssssssss
Is that short for 'Killourchancesofaplayoffseason?'
OsoHermano90
Yes it is. How'd you know?
Ssssssssssss
I live in Pennsylvania, so I can see the Browns self-destructing through my telescope if I angle it low enough.
McPopplers
Bills fan here. Can confirm also.
Strangeamerica
also a bills fan here.... fuck us for the last 17 years
cspinasdf
At least the bills have been to the superbowl
DarthTyre
4 times. In a row.
cspinasdf
Hey with all that silver, at least you guys don't have to worry about werewolves.
FerrousBuehler
Haha. Still not as bad as the Indians losing 4 games in a row in the world series for the 2nd time in 15 years
FerrousBuehler
I feel your pain. I see it as not o"k"
DarkNinja2462
It's actually at least 1"k"
FerrousBuehler
Should be a big sign upon entering the stadium that says "there's always next year".
OsoHermano90
I think that just comes with the stadium beers.
FerrousBuehler
Hahaha. There's always next beer
OsoHermano90
Damn it, that was good haha.
OsoHermano90
One year we'll have a .500 season
FerrousBuehler
Fucking please. Is it too much to ask to break even ffs!
imnotyourdudebro
Y'all got any more of them Quarterbacks?
FerrousBuehler
Fresh out
pita26
Deshone Kizer, gonna be the best ever.
lonewolf658
Im hoping Garret and the other picks perform well for us. We need so much fucking help everywhere
FerrousBuehler
I know. Hard to think that a few drafts will turn shit around when you need a whole new team.
pita26
Gotta start somewhere. The key is letting the staff stay in place long enough to actually develop a program. They gotta let Hue stay
FerrousBuehler
True. Never understood the whole trade half the team every year approach
pita26
It's the Browns, they defy all logic!
lonewolf658
Not saying playoff bound but multiple wins hopefully
FerrousBuehler
Let's shoot for 5!
lonewolf658
That's pushing it. I just hope we don't have a top 5 draft pick next year unless we trade