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Hail damage to moon roof
Aug 19, 2018 12:50 AM
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tipsymcstagger1
Nice car chandelier. Fancy.
lochnessmonsterr
Your sunroof has a reservoir tip
MrDragonfyr
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
tazedconfused
Its kinda pretty.
PlanetLXI
Hail to the king baby
skeletonsimpleton
And here we see the supple nipple that is used to feed the baby cars whilst inside the mothers protective shell
taself
holy shit
Rawrihazshotgun
when it gets dark put a light through it
youwishyournamewasthelengthofmine
It didn't really go "through" the sunroof though.
VastMajorityRule
RingSting
likeaduckonajunebug
No, that’s an alien nest. Run.
ProperWeirdo
Hold at the base and withdrawal slowly
Nommy86
Glad I'm not the only one that saw the same thing
falsejoy
Glad that my sunroof is metal, but we only get tiny hail where I live now
devileddog
Domi3guy
Is this what "cold as a witch's tit" looks like?
ihaveashibashit
Colorado?
trinityrenee
Yep. Ft. Collins.
MobiusTurtle
Fellow Coloradan. The hails been crazy this year.
HubicPairs
Can confirm. Brothers car got totaled by hail in FC. Still drives, just not explicitly legal :^P
tehWolffz0r
So bad. I have a friend who's been through 3 windshields this summer.
trinityrenee
My friend’s car was totaled when the storm hit the zoo in Colorado Springs.
tehWolffz0r
That was a crazy storm, even some animals at the zoo died from the hail.
Clemptor
I was going to ask the same question, we're in Stonegate/Parker and seem to be missing the worst of it.
malkovichmalkovich1
No it looks like king koopa
Billyjimjoejohngerryjosephgeorgejames
That'll buff right out.
BreakerBar
That sucks
4528bing
That shatter-proof glass actually held up
midsummer1942
is it just me or is it really beautiful in a weird way?
AURktman
It did it’s job!
IPostedWhat
yomancs
hornygayman
My post modern nipple has nothing on this... You win!
bschm003
IshaanGupta
manofcultureaswellasmanofmanyvices
I didn't know I needed that, but thanks ?
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Vyrro
Operational117
Ah, so it was Patrick all along!
hornygayman
Looks like a post modern nipple.
SaucyDisses
Why thank you!
potatothegreat
Here come the mods to ban it
choicebutts2
That's a band name. Post-Modern Nipple. Some kinda electronica.
Pizzzzzza
This person arts
PatrickDiomedes
That's my new band name
fourstrokes
I love that rapper.
NerfherderVC
Nedji
ThePotatoBandit
prozacfish
But what does it say about the human condition in the information age?
aTokenOfMyExtreme
Our nipples still get hard
Metals4J
Though we are constantly bombarded by fleeting projectiles of information which melt away and leave us fractured, still, we remain intact.
nyut
I knew this day would come
PapaNurgleLovesYou
Not all of us, a lot of males had a surgery done to them while still a baby
NerfherderVC
NachoPete
Heavenissize17socks
Aquilarden
The shattering of this artificial nipple shows the broken connection between parent and child brought on by early childhood technology use.
quattroformaggix4
I like yours best
Aquilarden
Thanks, I was a maverick in high school literature discussions.
HesADandyGuy1nSpace
Car chandeliers are the new status symbol
shimmernshine
The dome light in my wrecked out old 1995 saturn crumbled into dust. I replaced it with a small paper lantern with leds in it. Was fun.
RampantWolf
What the hail?
RockEmSockEmRobot
These comments are a damn mess, I just came looking for a scientific explanation
shadowenwalker
The safty glass has a green rubber film between the glass layers and it stretched under the weight of the hail as the glass around it broke.
ABonkeysManana
Oh I read the title as “all hail sunroof” and was naturally confused about what was going on.
RockEmSockEmRobot
Thanks!!
Atlas008
Not rubber. It's a polycarbonate
giarcnoskcaj
Looks like a used condom
DrinkingBaby
Full of gods seed
DoublevBomb
That's not a typical colour for ejaculate, but yeah.
Yprox5
MatthewBaranoff
When God decides to fuck your car, at least he uses protection.
toasteheh
Old man winter had his way with that car
5FingerJeffPunch
Looks like Jack Frost jacked his...frost into the sunroof.
lenonymes
Old man summer*
LazerDonkey
mugman1
Fucked by weather
ToasterDent
Thanks for the description. Most guys here have never seen one.
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
giarcnoskcaj
Safety first.
SaucyDisses
Or perhaps an icy teet
AHornyRhino
About the same volume filled as mine.
Lakeylake
Lo, and the Lord said, "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!"
Rowee
So do you
BarretXIII
Arracor
Yeah, uh, I'm gonna need the sauce on that one.
Valcristbelmont
.
choicebutts2
destess
Was wondering if I was the only one. Haha silly me. I'm never the only one
ASlamDunk
I was gonna sauce you an upvote in solidarity but you're sittin' at a 69 and I figure you like that shit. So take this props instead. Props.
rusrsdude
But my mom said I'm special! *throws tantrum*
wardenda
How would you know?
SkillerPenguin
...
Bb032097
You’re right uncle Pete you always go in dry!
youwishyournamewasthelengthofmine
A lady never asks and a gentleman never tells.
BCOH
Hmmm looks like blue ice. Airplane lavatory blue ice.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
That's glass. The hail is the water
Ltdumpytrunks
Haha... lavatory
BCOH
LOL thought is was better then blue crapper juice.
SkyrimBelongsToTheNerds
First thing I thought when I saw this comment was the mythbusters episode.
IdislikeuPeople
hofbrauhauss
This needs more upvotes.
shadowenwalker
No thats the glass fragments from the out side of the safty glass piled at the bottom of the bulge. The glass on the inside is on the seats.
MetaSomma
Fun fact, modern airplanes stopped the practice of dumping lavatory waste decades ago.
Imgurisweird
So this pic must be from an unlucky time traveler
Sm9yCg
It is not uncommon to operate airplanes for several decades. Also third- and fourth-hand airplanes are in operation in budget airlines.
Sm9yCg
Please go and check how old some commercial air planes are that are still in operation.
LuftMeister
Average fleet age for most American/European airlines is anywhere from 15-20 years. Everybody does LAV services, no one dumps it.
Sm9yCg
Also you seem to have trouble with understanding the word "most" in contrast to my statement..
amoeba15
Shut up
LuftMeister
Yeah okay you shit. Let’s use a 50 year old plane running for some garbage airline in Botswana, I’m sure that’s a good representation.
Sm9yCg
You do understand what the word "Average" means? Do you?