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Aug 26, 2026 5:36 AM
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bspurgeon5150
Yup, that’s a fair and accurate analogy. As I child, I never thought I’d be this embarrassed to be an American. Don’t get me wrong, the older I got the more embarrassed I ended up being, but one fuckin retarded clown made all that stuff both enhanced, and minuscule at the same time.
contextisimportant
If you profit from chaos - current economic system requires to profit any. Problem for everyone else: if your power (and responsibility) is for a country and you only look at yourself.
sadurdaynight
During the presidential debates i likened it to debating a chimp throwing feces. It doesn't matter how smart you sound or calm you answer questions, the chimp will sqwack, jump around and throw shit at you and everyone. So no matter how hard you try to keep decorum, everyone just ends up trying to react and dodge the shit being thrown. And that's what GOP like. They've been allowed to be as outlandish as they want in order to be on the offensive and control the narrative.
Imalwaysready
If you opponent is just going to shit on the board and eat a pigeon, then it is your job to shit on two boards and eat three pigeons!
jammer909
Like playing against the pigeon. The pigeon struts around like it owns the place and shits all over the board.
Hexidimentional
trump is always talking about leaders not "holding all the cards" meanwhile most of them are playing chess.
CaptRandom1290
"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." -Zapp Brannigan
mightybushkin
Baboons are intellingent creatures
DavedandConfused
Trump negotiated a Free Trade deal with Canada in his first term, then in his second said that the deal was a bad, unfair and bad for America. He said whoever made the deal didn’t get a good deal…. but it was his deal.
JoeHarkins
someone should warn the pigeon eating baboon. . . oh, wait . . . emily littella.
TrueLegateDamar
Carney should send a weasel in his stead...
Filanwizard
Just remember this baboon flips out if anyone else in the room has a bigger pigeon
AtmaDarkwolf
No deal with trump is above board, if he can't 'gain it all give nothing' he will not consider it a 'fair trade' and will bitch about it, and will likely go against it anyways. Heck, even if he DID consider it good, is a good chance he will go out of his way to give nothing promised. The man is NOT to be trusted, AT ANY LEVEL, and even walking to the table is silly, your just (at best) wasting your time. Fuck trump, Fuck the USA until they can put him in jail (Along with his pals)
AtmaDarkwolf
And ffs America. EPSTEIN FILES. WE STILL REMEMBER!
hyperchondriac
Also, if the baboon realizes it's losing, it might decide to rip off its opponents face while no one does anything to stop it.
BurnBabyBurns
Carney's good at playing chess for his own benefit. Not for Canada's. Although that moron Trudeau didn't really leave much of anything useful for Carney to work with, either. Oh well.
wadatahmydamie
I’ve found that pedophiles and people who post Nazi shit especially disliked Trudeau. Didn’t take long for me to find Nazi shit in your comments. Hopefully your inclinations end there.
thedarkcanuck
"Indigenous people went missing from residential schools because they wanted to escape the reserves"? What in the actual fuck?
thedarkcanuck
PP would have allowed Canada to be totally annexed by now
LeifHietala
To quote WOPR: "The only winning move is not to play."
magila
"The only way to win is.... Not to play"
Seethreepeeoh
Baboons eat pigeons? I wouldn’t have even considered them in the same ecosystem, now I have images of baboons chasing pigeons Hannabarbarely in my head. TIL
ForlornHopeful
I read that as an allusion to the "pigeon playing chess" saying, it knocks all the pieces over and craps all over the board.
ReverseSyzygy
Omnivores, IIRC.
to be honest, it, wouldn't surprise me if they eat baboon babies
Bunniesarefuckinggreat
"Hannabarberely" is my new favourite word!
Seethreepeeoh
It is my gift to you. Use it wisely.
Subwayfootlong3
Humans do, so why not
trinxter
Could sign a perfectly good agreement one day and then the next, Trump will invade Canada anyway.
Spanky93
Yeah that is a no. We are talking about TACO trump.
dripstone
and that's exactly it. What protections would we be able to get in an agreement if the US doesn't keep it's agreements? We can hold out till there is a new government (if that happens in the USA) or make a new path forward without the USA. It will be painful, but we can do it.
SneakyTrojan
America would then have to deal with the monarchy and all of its nations and all NATO nations
JamesAHarrod
His bipolar dementia ass would forget he signed anyway
kmikl
It's got nothing to do with dementia.
He was pulling that shit in the 80's.
khora
“USA signs with pencil”
vericon151
Nah, he will just bomb school children…
sadurdaynight
That's what happened to several countries at the start of his 2nd term. He went after china three times over minerals, each time having some agreement then month later going after them again. He's trying to run a protection racket and find who he can bully. And he uses them to bounce the stock market. Every time he went after china US mineral stocks jumped. It's all about him fucking with others to make the stock market react and print money for him and his buddies.
ChloeRed
The best swordsman in the world doesn't fear the 2nd best. He fears the worst, as he doesn't know what the idiot will do...
OnyxTurret
Its impossible to plan two or three moves ahead when you lr opponent just sticks the pieces up his own nose.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I used to play poker with a bunch of my roommates back in the day and they were all super into it, like being able to tell you the odds that the next card would give you such and such hand, and while I never won the whole thing, I did do really well because they had no idea if I was bluffing, because neither did I.
monkeyontherun4
Had a guy flip the table on me saying "that's not what a pro player would do!" I had called a crazy hand and won. I don't play poker and it was like 5-10 bucks buy in. Fucking crazy
georgejimmydoodle
There was something during WWII, other armies would say that the US was so effective in the field because of the chaos. Nobody ever knew what they were going to do, not even themselves.
BrdCdn
That's something Americans tell themselves. The Canadian Army far outperformed US forces in Normandy. We actually met our day 1 objectives and overcame a beach that was as heavily fortified as Utah.
Sticklebrickk
Churchill put it best:
"America will only do the right thing when all other options are spent."
HalloIamherenow
"The reason why the American Army does so well in wartime is because war is chaos. And the American military practices chaos on a daily basis"
ChloeRed
....still true ;)
DyspronsiumAddict
It's a joke, but true. The US military pushes leadership and decision further down than any other I have seen (never worked with CAN). This means that, when things gonsideways, the US is more adaptable and able to make instant decisions. It really is preparing for chaos.