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One of the best combinations of gifs.
Jan 12, 2018 12:15 PM
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One of the best combinations of gifs.
lsama
So girls, this is just a reminder: if a guy tells you a condom won't fit him? He's fucking lying, okay?
TheScottishRonSwanson
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
This gif made me laugh as much, if not more, than the post.
u77171
Next time use a Magnum
TECHNO1972
rodeo828
damnitdan
EmperorJuliusCaesar
ITALIAAAAAAAA ITALIAAAAAAAAAAAA
aschoo
Orgoglio nazionale direi
tehaoer
WannaSeeMyPogCollection
It's the "incoooming!" That makes this.
The1stBellicose
Leanna Crow, for my fellow scientists.
5thDevilofKimon
Baby, I can't wear condoms! They're too tight
angrybadger44
Hey this was stolen fro.....oh
jriley154
Showing this to my daughter. When he says he's too "big" for a condom he's fucking lying
MistressLyda
But he might be to big for he condoms he has tried, and not know of others. Give her a heads up of that there are different types.
willi828
Yea because there are bigger condoms for sale.
VirtualChessLessons
Oops, I dropped my huge magnum condoms.
Rosie2003
For my magnum dong.
Infreani
This the quality of gif Ive come accustomed to seeing on FP
OrangelightingZAZAZING
How can we ever stop domestic terrorism when weapons like these are so easy to obtain
ImpressiveVeryNice
by far the funniest part of that video is the italian shouting
SadBoner
Beepbeepimsheep
Grimmrog
but they come with the best flavour
TheHeartofShrimplyPibbles
Cortezdelanoche
My first time seeing a curb gif. Awesome
artistsconcept
waitdoyounot
Money shot:
bringbakfirefly
UnleashedMartyr
ryvius1
Lingeringfartsmell
@iamnotcalledsusan @faJumper
CaroSparrow
didn't read the title and thought he was spinning pottery at first
LowlevelRebel
What was the original explosion from?
mulligylan
Condoms can still be too tight. Its the ring at the bottom. The size can hurt if its too tight.
Spaid47Trey57
Allahu Akbar
JCentauri
Lurkingoff
What's was he up to with that jar of Nutella?
LennyFace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wetfeet
It's to put on the starfish when you boop your snoot in her bum.
ElSuperbeasto
Nuttin
isitworthitthenlemmelurkit
Lubricant.
ImJustGod
That's his snack
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
watched the video a couple years back. filled the neck with it so he could unleash mentos all at once but failed and went with it
QueSera2811
He coated the Mentos in Nutella to delay the reaction to the Coke
SpecialProjectY
Placed the Nutella on the neck of the bottle as a cork, then a Menthos on it. Problem was the motion caused by him putting on the condom...
Miiiiiiiiiiiii
Why didn't he just place the mentos in the fcking condom and just threw them in when the condom was in place...?
SpecialProjectY
Let's put that in next generations to figure it out.
photony
They're in Italy...DUHHH!!!
Affray
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/264/842/220.png
JayRicktor
This is why he's never too big to wear a condom.
flamingflamingo
This is just proving that a condom is durable. If it's too small it'll feel too tight and might just come off your dick.
SerialKitten666
Never too big to wear the right size condom*** If he wears one too small, it'll likely break in 10 or so minutes of sex...
IVIunk
I've never actually run into this problem before, just do what I do and try having a smaller dick!
SweetZombiJesus
It's different with friction being applied for a good 30+ seconds, I mean uhh... 30 minutes.
Phenomeno
I mean it'll be super uncomfortable. If you have a magnum dong just bring your own monster condoms. Don't have unprotected sex. Babies suck.
jinxman17
sure it might be risky but the ride is soo much better
astrangehop
That's why you. get tested and have a monogamous SO
Armorfinish
I can't imagine much more than 5-10% of men would actually need to size up their condoms, larger than 8" is super rare.
TheRealMarkMyWords
It's not length, it's girth.
Thalarctos
Babies do suck, but they're AWESOME!
MemeWay
STD sucks tho from your tinder hoes
Thalarctos
Yeah, maybe don't sleep around though...
bana4sale
Babies are awesome! Having your own child is an amazing feeling, it’s sad that people think otherwise.
ZachsAnomaiy
You should only have children when you are able to care for, support, provide for an accommodate them. Many are not ready. They need condoms
ThisGuyHere
I think these comments are more aimed at having a baby when you plan to and not just because you didn't have/want a condom.
snoopfrawgg69
everettscott
Its not sad. Those people are perfectly happy with their decision to not have children. Why call happy people sad.
zoomer296
Eh, call me back when they're old enough to be fukkin' destroyed in Smash Bros.
Aeav8r
I say that's day 1. Even I could beat a baby at Smash Bros... Probably
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Instructions unclear, babies sucked my unprotected dick :/
Rabbitonetyseven
Seems like its not only guacamole moles that pique your interest
N0HATS
VampriruM
ThisGuyHere
Pawnderlust
Stds suck more
xeno426
Babies are simply the first stage of the biggest STD of all; life.
MachoestofMen
If he ever tells you he's too big for a condom, FUCKING RUN.
thatsprettyfuckinginappropriate
Clearly you've never gone running in shoes that your feet barely cram into
Gavener
Here comes all the my dick is to big comments
saneandmundane
It's the equivalent of an XL person being able to wear a small shirt. They can put it on but it isn't suitable
ladoys
Well im too small so what do you have to say about that
lilacfields
They make custom smaller ones too.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
griffnuts
Speaking of magnum dongs
astrangehop
Why don't we say "the right condom for you is the one that feels comfortable and doesn't come off"? I'm no sex educator, but it seems like
astrangehop
bizarre body shaming to insist that all dicks are functionally the same size because latex stretches. Shop around so you can feel good
astrangehop
having safer sex.
RiskItForATotalBiscuit
Errrr.... well if it's too tight it can be very uncomfortable, making it hard to keep it up
BreadyStinellis
Then buy magnums.
AsbestosPigeon
Brit here. The difference between normal and XL condoms here is literally 1mm. From 56 to 57. I have to order my own online so that they fit
AsbestosPigeon
Need larger ones to be more available in stores and not just sarcastically assume everyone buys xls to show off
ASquare
You should probably dm me then to tell me more about your problem.
AsbestosPigeon
That is a problem for my gf to enjoy
chefChr1s
what brand?
AsbestosPigeon
Durex, which are pretty much the only decent brand that I can find. Pasanti are laughable and trojan just don't agree with me
Sylphyyy
Love all the straw man replies on this comment missing the part where the guy who says he’s too big says it so he won’t have to buy condoms.
WorkerLurker
I had to research who carried the right band width, people should stop being lazy on something this important.
AngryRaven
I blame it more on a lack of sex education and extreme sex negativity. It's insane the number of guys who are ashamed of buying condoms.
WorkerLurker
I had three separate sex education classes in 5th 7th and 10th grade covering different aspects in CA public school... should be everyone.
AngryRaven
as someone from the bible belt who grew up in the 90s, we had one sex ed class in 8th grade. that's it.
zomnoms
Exactly. He should know what brand fits and make sure he has them, the excuse is bullshit.
MistressLyda
Considering the shoddy sex education it is around? There is a lot that think all condoms are horrid,since the first they tried was terrible.
zomnoms
I dunno, common sense would suggest if one shoe size doesn't fit, you try another
MistressLyda
When you are taught from you are a child that you keep on trying others, and there is tons of ads? Sure. Condoms are, sadly, more taboo.
casuallyspazzing
The more it stretches the easier it is to break...
flamingflamingo
This is the opposite of true.
casuallyspazzing
No, the more you stretch the rubber of a condom the thinner the surface gets. It becomes easier to break because of that.
casuallyspazzing
Hence the condom explosion in the gif...the stretching weakens it till it pops.
flamingflamingo
Yes, that part is true. But the more pliable it is, the harder it is to pierce. If it DOESN'T stretch, then it breaks. Harder=more brittle.
hobotopia
True, but not true. Not all condoms are made equal. Most brands are too tight for me and restrict blood flow. But there are wide brands
ehoba666
WOW now I have heard it all
LordCecil
For real though I'm not really that big and normal size condoms have broken blood vessels before
Lamplord
Is your name Dr. Mantis Toboggan?
GuerrillaChicken
#threethickthighs
SchwartzenLochSonnenschein
Not that it's your case, but every dude who's said that to me has a "meh-"wide, 3 inch long dick and just like magnums for his self esteem.
willi828
Maybe its just hard for them to keep it up around you...
hobotopia
I'm not that long, right at 6". But I'm over a 5 3/4" girth. I have found some some that fit, but not a perfect fit. Magnums are the ..1/2
hobotopia
2/2 same fit as regular condoms, just longer. I'm good for about 10 minutes before I lose all feeling down there, even in a better fit.
AllThePups
The cheese wheel!
SchwartzenLochSonnenschein
...Cody?
ElvisPelvis
One guy said that to me. He had a long pencil dick
ASquare
Nice can I have his number?
FragileDonkey
"It may be 3" long..but it's as thick as a beer can.." ~ Some dingus.
Punderstandable
Hung like a tuna can.
SchwartzenLochSonnenschein
Unfortunately, if it can't get past my labia, it doesn't matter how wide it is.