KEEPCALMANandPraiseTheSun
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Aug 25, 2019 1:47 PM
KEEPCALMANandPraiseTheSun
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jfk1
im crying. this is amazing.
Romans116
Chonky fingers
squeakingpips
I'd like to do this but I don't have the bottle
joeyecho101
Should have had a little pill bottle or mirror with lines show up. I mean, it happens.
TupacAintDead
Holy sausage fingers Batman!
Monkeytron
nosyou
MrStickyCheeks
I've spent so much time thinking about what happens when life gives me lemons, I never considered limes... and tequila.
IAmNotTheImgurianWhomYouSeek
Yep, you gottaa mix things up every now and then.
SoftFur
It’s pronounced “Hey Zeus” and it is Bacchus approved.
Blytzbyrn
I have no idea what you're talking about, limes are very healthy
biggulpshuhwhelpseeya
Treblaine
Lime is fruit.
TairaMai
Happens to enlisted every weekend...
MrStealUrMemes
Seriously though how much does alcohol affect your diet. Can I just workout a bit more the day after I drink or drink on cheat days?
HockeyFighter69
@ilookfuckingcool
ilookfuckingcool
Yup lol
zeacorzeppelin10
There is water in alcohol
KilljoyNE
A shot of orange juice is better than a slice of lime... change my mind
pauliexclusions
Fat fucking hands with the dexterity of an infant.
BusterH
That hand has diabetes
Thondorous
*Jesus goes to Mexico once*
destinychopsticks
Hay-zoos turns water into tequila.
destinychopsticks
Damn it, I really wasn't leading the pack on that joke, was I?
lordsupafly
There are aplenty of Jesuses in Mexico. Which one are you referring to?
Thanossaves
That's the premise of the Book of Mormon XD
tinymarshmallowbutts
Jesús*
BURNtheZEPPELIN
Turns water into fucken tequila
natoshi
My dude
Leonardo1975
goboltz
Yup, and now he's "Hey-soose " !
XavierGutierrez
Actually we would nickname him "chuy" (like chewie) if he came down to hang.
JudgementalMan
More like heh-soos. "hey" is a mispronunciation
goboltz
Pho-net-icks... lol...
FragileDonkey
howsplendid
Got my mate to do this once. Kept squeezing lemon in his eyes when he tried to open them. Got the video somewhere.
ForboJack
The good ol' Tequila Suicide ♥
SjundeSjukaSjomannenSjunne
Always upvote Sweden
ninjastyle
I saw steve o do this on his YouTube channel. Called it a tequila stuntman
clintwestwud
His hand at the end tho.
MaximumOverStripes
Full cranial experience
cootsjames
dghammer
Ex-hippy style.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Fuck yea
Whiskey7delta
Australians refer to that as an "iron man shot" lol
aPokal
Granpa, no!
Alphonsevaher
I choose to believe that that is a 30 oz canister of Cocane and not salt.
HodgeNPodge
mrmcboogernuts
Wow I’ve been doing this wrong my whole life !
UnconsoledGoat
The salt’s the worst bit.
SeriousCloud
I bet its sweetener or something
Deffentlynotagnome
Is that better?!?!
BeanBagKing
We used to call those stuntmen!
BillyBobtheBobbyBillyB
What is going on here?
TeeBozTheGreat
They’re called suicide shots!
thornlord
That will really fuck you up, still isn’t a pan-galactic gargle-blaster.
Seaw0lfe
Tequila Suicide.
nobodylikeskale
Go on...
LanceCorporalBadger
Remember: never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.
LanceCorporalBadger
#Zaphod2020
lehenry
mratio
Nathanfake
That’s a fat hand
Fonzcorp
Its a mom hand.
FuDang
My thoughts exactly. Little sausage fingers. #teamnowrist
barnwolf
He's trying to be healthy.
cancerriddenlung
Fists of ham
LittleLatinBoyInDrag
Chonky
TupacAintDead
The links on the bracelet are hanging on for dear life.
LuftMeister
BIG. MEATY. CLAW.
Arock77
"When I try to be healthy and stay out of *the fridge on weekends" Was my first thought.
pogopooper
It's the type of hand that comes with cankles
Treblaine
The pringles at the bottom of the tube are safe... for now.
pedrotbear
Nah, man. You rip that bitch open straight down the side.
KLANTIFA
I doubt it, this motherfucker would probably drink them
Caesar56
Lol
entoni
We can go for the "O" word i think.
addictedtorain
I wouldn't call it "orgasmic" but I'm not here to kink shame.
FlissFloss86Gaming
Obtuse? Is it deliberate?
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Organic?
WooNeat
Orthogonal?
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Obstetrician-gynecologist...hand.
Zupermuz
That's an orthodontist hand.
theshinobi23
Orthodox*
herkyth
Onomatopoeia*
BURNtheZEPPELIN
*orangutan
Troyificus
Ohmygodwe'rebackagain?
Osthyvel
"Oh lawd he coming" ?
LuluKazoo
Ohio?