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CalifornianBill
#5 what an achievement
ExistenceIsPainWasTakem
xxkingofwogxx
Janusha
Usually in these dumps, a whole bunch turn out to be utter bullshit. Not so this time.
MegaDeuce
I did some fact checking on a large dump of wtf facts, and all the ones I checked were true.
lovethepool
The barn thing isn't totally correct. Red paint lasts longer than others.
AnonamooseUser
Blendo for those curious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKbE7ocZBHI
TopCommenter
I love how DoMore sits there for a good ten seconds while the creator thinks "well fuck, how do I approach this?"
MidnightRising
Wasn't this adapted to a robot called Ziggo in Battle bots?
FourthCause
So it infects other bots with a spin virus?
TakNoPants
The tic tac sugar one is false, if you look at the label its like 1g of sugar per serving, 60 servings per container. they label that crap
xxDmDxx
There is a documentary about Joyce Vicente and it was very sad.
fulminatrix
I just read her Wiki page and that's also sad. Her poor sisters hired a PI to find her and assumed she didn't want to talk to them.
poopsthatgoberloop
"Deams of a Life" - never cried so much before
ExistenceIsPainWasTakem
"Open blister packs ? Fuck it , I'll just go on with my miserable life. I'm not going to sit here opening blister packs"
MistressLyda
Considering that lack of motivation stops a lot of suicides (a bit tricky to kill yourself when you can't be arsed to get up), it can work.
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thorkild91
Suicide is really hard without a gun. Even hanging unless you have a real drop is pretty difficult. Cutting too. So without the ease success
thorkild91
Goes down. I've tried hanging and over dose and obviously both times were unsuccessful for reasons. Also things are better now
thorkild91
And cutting is self limiting to an extent. Even when suicidal it's hard to really get that deep.
pilomotor
It's fairly easy if you have access to a chainsaw. It's not pretty, but it gets the job done.
Lugh314159
You would be _amazed_ at how lazy suicidal people are.
Iamanotherpersonherelurking
You guys are amazed at #3 keeping her bills in check and here I am wondering why her tv stayed on
GoliathSkittles
...that's sort of why people are asking about her bills...tv require electricity, electricity needs to be payed for.
Iamanotherpersonherelurking
More like were there never any thunderstorms causing electricity to go out or the tv never frying. That's what I was aiming for
eronth
My electricity almost never goes out. Old dorm was on the same grid as the hospital. Also, old tvs would have just come back on with power.
eronth
There's lots of reasons that a TV could "remain" on.
Iamanotherpersonherelurking
The more you know, thanks.
MistressLyda
Automated billing?
GuardsmanMiku
As a brit, what the fuck is tylenol
SpottedWillowOwl
Acetaminophen
GuardsmanMiku
Acording to google its the same as paracetamol
SpottedWillowOwl
As an American, I had no idea!
SatoriEnlightenment
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tylenol_(brand)
GuardsmanMiku
Yeh, in britain you just by paracetamol. Or sometimes Ibuprofen. It's just called the medical name.
SpottedWillowOwl
I hope not, ibuprofen and acetaminophen are both painkillers but do two different things.
GuardsmanMiku
yeh yeh i mean we have both of them
SatoriEnlightenment
We have name brands.
GuardsmanMiku
I guess there's Nurofen? most people just call it paracetamol tho
GuestChrist
Note to Americans: bedsit = studio apartment. Note to Canadians: bedsit = bachelor apartment . I looked it up so you don't have to.
thatsadoozy
Thank you, kind Sir, for ending my lingering frustration after closing the Wiki page on the subject no less ignorant than when I opened it.
sj2890
The hero we need +1
CobaltQuasar
But not the one we deserve
Lugh314159
Had to look it up too.... apparently it's even worse than that: it's a studio apartment, with a shared bathroom.
ProphetTenebrae
Yup, bedsit is Britishese for one level above a homeless shelter.
FromTheHeartOfIgnoranceICommentAtThee
As a person who is not a native speaker, nor from any English-speaking country - why did I already have that information?
PissedoffParamedic
Perhaps you were a Brit in a former life... Tell me, what is your stance on iced tea?
FromTheHeartOfIgnoranceICommentAtThee
I had some peach-flavoured iced tea (by Lipton) years ago, and enjoyed it. I haven't wanted to try it again, but I don't Object to the idea.
FromTheHeartOfIgnoranceICommentAtThee
I do however think reincarnation is bunk :)
oldandfat
We don't have Tylenol in the UK
blcollier
Yeah exactly.
maetryx
It's acetaminophen if that helps.
homobear
Paracetamol in the UK
homobear
Similar to how Albuterol is Salbutamol in the UK
chase7436
acetaminophen
gsmdo
Paracetamol
baadkaarmaa
But it's probably more due to the fact you can't buy more than 16 paracetamol at a time.
Mithi
Could be enough to kill your liver
Ragnarsdad
It's 32, you can buy two packs of 16. I also think you can buy larger packs at the chemist as long as the pharmacist gives permission.
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blcollier
Also an embuggerance if you suffer from gout and have to pop ibuprofen like they're sweets.
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DiarrheaTouchdown
Which is hilarious because you sell voltarol gel but in the US our equivalent requires a doctor visit& prescription to get from the pharmacy
DiarrheaTouchdown
Which obviously isn't a suicide risk, but I'm just saying, we don't have our priorities straight over here.
Elroydb
Does this include aspirin? Also suicide by liver failure seems like a terrible way to go....
9IX9
+1 for PTerry reference
Dravit
I buy 32 paracetamol and 96 ibuprofen at a time in the UK. You could walk into another shop and buy another 32 & 96 immediately.
Dravit
Also the ibuprofen are 400mg (rather than 200) so only take one at a time (equiv to 182 200mg ibuprofen)
SomeRandomlyGeneratedUsername
TIL that barns are red because stars explode
Camelspotting
Basically everything because stars explode.
SomeRandomlyGeneratedUsername
Touché, sir. I guess I was just reacting to the oddly specific 'fact' about the redness of barns #backpedal #imsmartipromise
Camelspotting
Not trying to correct you or one up you or anything. Just adding on to your comment about the silliness of that 'fact'.
SomeRandomlyGeneratedUsername
I actually got that, just couldn't think of a clever retort so I went with facetious x)
ISayFuckAllTheTime
I believe @MisterSavage was involved in creating Blendo as well, yeah?
KingORedLions
#BringBackBlendo
KingORedLions
(Blendo would get utterly freaking annihilated now)
Gneo
STEVEN WILSON has a beautiful album called HAND.CANNOT.ERASE based on the woman in 3(Joyce wincent) a must listen.
Gneo
According to Wilson, the album is written frm a female perspective and the concept and story are inspired by the case of Joyce Carol Vincent
Gneo
where a woman living in a large city dies in her apartment and no one misses her for over three years, despite her having family and friends
divingin
Actually, dolphins are one of the few species that use sex as a form of aggression. Humans and chimps do, and there are a few others.
akroe
#3 someone got her presents but didn't check up on her for 3 years?
TheMajesticTurtle
No, she had wrapped those presents and died beside them.
RepublicofTexa
Aw, festive
badoing
I hate that companies can own phrases. "Taco Tuesday." DNA sequences can be patented too.
TheotherAgentJohnson
I don't think #4 is technically true regarding iron being the last element formed. It's quite a bit more complicated than that
superfeathers
I thought that one escalated pretty quickly...
railgap
Well, bright red isn't a common iron allotrope/oxide. Brown or even black are more often seen. Basic iron oxide is still a major paint tint.
Mithi
http://imgur.com/lXMbRry for the win
ChineseTakeAway
I worl at an automotive paint store and red paint is by far the most expensive
TheotherAgentJohnson
that's nice but probably not applicable to barns in the 1700's
Counterfit
Your paint probably doesn't use iron oxide as a pigment
ChineseTakeAway
Tint main tint is called red oxide..
gsurfer04
Iron-56 is the second most stable nucleus (after nickel-62) and all elements after this release less energy than is required to make them.
LlamaFrequency
You're talking about binding energy per nucleon, not stability. These are very different things.
TheotherAgentJohnson
But most of that is formed during normal star fusion right? The Fact is written as if it's all created when a star dies.
c0v4h
Even if it is... how many stars have died on Earth?
sunlight
2016 was a great year for iron production.
taco1910
I think people missed your joke..
c0v4h
they did... but then it provided some interesting conversation so I just went with it!
TheotherAgentJohnson
Earth and everything else in existence is made of blown up stars.
c0v4h
that's not actually fact though.... that's theoretical. Unless you've just solved the most difficult question in the known universe....
TheotherAgentJohnson
Pretty sure that's a widely accepted fact in scientific world. If your argument is god may have created them instead, then we're done here
c0v4h
yo8bdont just to just claim something is a fact because it can't be debunked. It's a fact because it's been proven to be indisputable.
Mithi
As there is literally no other way, yes, we are stardust.
Gorhckmn
#4 - False - barns are red because Linseed oil derived from flax plants was used to seal bare wood against rotting. This stained it red.
nesticRAW
I don't know about linseed, but the red paint is the cheapest because the iron rust is left from mining. In Sweden it's Falurödfärg.
ThirstyRabbit
Also because when they could afford actual paint, red truly was the cheapest.
GoliathSkittles
Technically not false, since it says "barns are painted red because" and not "barns are red because"
GoliathSkittles
But the Linseed Oil thing is still pretty interesting.
railgap
I've never had linseed oil stain anything red. It's amberish, clear or dried. <_<
sharerimagethesimple
They would mix rust in with the oil because it kills moss and helps seal the wood
MacClay
Same here.
bugglebug
I thought it was so they were seen easily in snow. But I'm Australian, so whatever.
MrHotboy
I thought I heard red was expensive because I he pigments to make it are . I have never really thought about it though. I may be dumb.
pilomotor
Nah, the red came from iron oxide. Linseed oil is unrelated to the color. http://www.dahp.wa.gov/barn-paint-colors
BossBMe
#2 even though Tylenol overdoses went down, the amount of overall suicides showed almost no decrease bc they committed suicide other ways.
mikekearn
Pretty sure Tylenol doesn't give a fuck if you kill yourself as long as you don't associate with their brand when you do it.
AchromaticSky
To be fair, a Tylenol overdose is one of the worst ways to go. You get all sorts of horrible symptoms for days before it finally kills you.
BossBMe
Yea, I guess there are better ways to go
AchromaticSky
So if people just shot themselves in the head rather than OD on Tylenol, that prevented a lot of misery.
TheyreAllGoodTacos
Moved from MN to GA and damn do I miss Taco John's.
forreallyandfortrue
There's a Taco John's on Robins AFB outside Macon.
TheyreAllGoodTacos
Well I'm in Atlanta so that's a pretty long way to go for a taco. Lol
drcurlyfat
I've lived my whole life in Wyoming (where TJ's started). I can not imagine life without them.
TheyreAllGoodTacos
It's pretty awful. Don't move. Lol
destroscene
But that says taco Thursday...
mikekearn
Duh, they can't advertise it as Taco Tuesday because that company owns the trademark. DIdn't you read it?
Snooj
The fuck is a "bedsit".
serialkillazjungle
It's an English term.
jebascho
A studio apartment.
RichardManeuver
If the pill packaging stops you from killing yourself, you weren't really that into it in the first place.
TouchMyInfection
Filthy casuals
SamResEd
For in face of misery / Only a little is needed / Before men start throwing / Their unbearable life away.
MIusername
That's the point, extra time to think about it.
stanleyspadowskisfirehose
Sounds like a challenge.
chase7436
That's exactly the point. Studies have shown most suicidal people won't go through with it when there's the barest amount of an (1)
chase7436
(2)obstacle. It's usually a desperate, spur-of-the-moment decision when people are overwhelmed, not a drastic desire to die.
dilbobaggins
If I felt the packaging of normal pills were challenging me to kill myself I might have already done so.
saintnicklaus
A lot of Tylenol in UK also has codeine so I'm sure that has something to do with it
Procrastinatorsapprentice
I live in the U.K. Never seen Tylenol once
callmethelizardqueen
Oh thanks for that, I was trying to figure out how you kill yourself with tylenol.
Rystefn
Way more often than you think. People fuck themselves up on it because think it's perfectly safe. Like you apparently do.
callmethelizardqueen
Where do you get that? I rarely take it at all actually but it was always deemed safe that's why you could give it to children.
Rystefn
Yeah, that's exactly the problem. https://www.propublica.org/article/tylenol-mcneil-fda-use-only-as-directed
ImACraftyHooker
It usually causes death by liver failure, it's fairly easy to do actually.
callmethelizardqueen
How long would that take?
Counterfit
Especially if you drink a bunch while taking it.
rowzdowr
I'm a pharmacy tech, and here in the US, that's a big ignored side effect of opioid abuse. High vol's of Norco will kill your liver first
callmethelizardqueen
From tylenol? Then why was it deemed safe for children when other pain killers weren't?
rowzdowr
because of the Tylenol content, even if you don't OD on the hydrocodone.
saintnicklaus
Yeah I knew a kid that would do a cold water extraction to separate Tylenol/Aspirin from hydro and oxycodone scripts.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Seriously, back in my day we wouldn't have let a blister pack stop us from commuting suicide. Kids these days, amirite?
isthatyoujohnwayne
That fact is mainly wrong. In the uk you cant buy more than 24 paracetamol at a time. Packets are more convenient. Big reduction to suicide.
ImACraftyHooker
They are also sold in lesser quantities since. Buying 6 boxes at once is usually a good tip off.
IAmTheKingOfCheese
You aren't actually allowed to buy 6 boxes at once, limited to 16 pills in most boxes as well unless you go to a behind the counter place
Bodybag
*pill flies out of blister and bounces under fridge for third time* fuck it I'll just jump off the roof.
tehbear
It says "suicide by tylenol rates went down" a majority of those people probably just turned to a different method of suicide.
ImACraftyHooker
Serious people yes but a large number of Tylenol "suicides" are accidental. It also reduced Tylenol related liver damage by 30%
tehbear
How does changing from a bottle to blister packs reduce accidental overdoses? I'm not saying you're wrong, i'm just trying to understand.
drame
Sounds silly but having to pop each individual pill makes you consider its necessity far more. Small change with large pyschologixal effect.
ImACraftyHooker
Quantity more than packaging. I beleive they max at 35 pills now. You'll wait till morning to take the next dose when you run out.
ImACraftyHooker
10 tablet max. 2 tablet every 4 hours is only 20 hrs the last dose puts you at potential overdose territory for the last dose because it
chase7436
Probably not. When the UK stopped using goal gas ovens, suicides fell and stayed down. People would put their heads in with the gas on(1)
chase7436
(2)to kill themselves, which is where the whole "sticking head in oven to kill yourself" thing in pop culture comes from.
ReaperNo1
#3 who the hell was paying her electricity bill for 3 years?
calvinblanes
So you never heard about a person getting his electricity cut even when he was paying it? That is someone somewhere getting it free forever
idontneednostinkingpuffin
No one. Solar powered TV.
kirstyjunior
Dreams of a Life is a documentary about her. It was one of the most haunting movies I've ever seen.
chilachinchila
She payed in advance or had it payed automatically. Can't remember which
HughWattmeight
Listen to Hand.Cannot.Erase by Steven Wilson. It's inspired by that woman. Brilliant album. "
McToonboob
Came here to say this!
CardboardChaos
Great album!
AutumnStars
It seems it was the lack of payment that led to her eventually being found https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Vincent
Omelettedufromage83
so it is true if you think no one cares be delinquent on your payments
Lugh314159
The state was paying half her rent, which is why it went unnoticed for awhile; but eventually bailiffs came to repossess the place.
harrymunster42
Benefits. Eventually the bills started to accrue and an investigation was made.
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
auto pay
dabbycats
I was thinking the same thing
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Oh, FFS people!! http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Joyce+Vincent
badoing
Awesome. A video that resolves into a real clickable site. How u do that?
dirtybarnacles
How???!
TheIronMaiden
But whyyyyy?
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
Because nothing screams "I'm an asshole" like handing out lmgtfy links
fistfuloffunny
Was that fucking wizardry?
TylerTheAnarchist
Half her bills where paid by a benefits agency. They sent her to collections to get the other half which is how she was discovered.
Zokathra
More importantly, who brought her christmas presents for 3 years?
IUpvoteFunnyDumps
:))))
NotADodgeBallCannon
santa. right? RIGHT???
BeverleyMacker
So THAT'S the explanation for all the unsent Imgur secret Santa gifts!!
xxDmDxx
Those were from before she past away
xxDmDxx
She was wrapping presents for someone, the police never found out for whom.
Zokathra
That is not the reality I want to believe in.
samrevem
*passed
Adato88
Who was she giving/received them to that cared so little to check up on her in them 3 years!
aka184mommie
That is my question
Adato88
Maybe that lonely was wrapping presents to gift to herself? A sad story non the less
tivvybrixx
hahsahahahaahaaha. i think it was santa.
OneFuckedPony
meganical
I assumed a serial killer had been living with her and made her presents before he left the place and someone found her. Poor fella
MaddingtonFair
No one. She was wrapping things for her nieces and nephews she was going to see over Christmas
rbudrick
Who were apparently very close to her.
AbbeyLincoln
Apparently
AbbeyLincoln
So close that they didn't bother checking in on her!
ShutYourRobotMouth
... and what the heck is a bedsit?
Lugh314159
Kind of like a dorm room for adults. One room flat with shared bathroom.
ScootMcNairysTrampStamp
A studio apartment in the U.K.
ShutYourRobotMouth
Huh, no one noticed a smell. That's odd. Well, thanks for the info. Never would have realized that was an apartment.
HappyHighway
The shitty taste of West-Mex.
LibbySedai
Yeah this made me sad. I love Taco Johns
cheesecakelove15
I worked there. Yes, very shitty.
JAC0BY
Are taco John's all around the US? I thought they just in the Midwest.
IsaacNewtonDiedAVirgin
That's the closest fast food joint, but I don't eat it often. Them taters are so good
FrightenedInmateNumberTwo
Apple Grandes are the fucking best!
CrocAMileInMyShoes
I tried it a few weeks ago for the first time. It was alright, but I like Taco Bell more. I dug the hot sauce cups though
MooseSK
I guess if they don't agree with your opinion, they downvote. Have an upvote, my friend. Even if you ARE wrong.
CrocAMileInMyShoes
I probably am, I'm just a stickler for familiarity. I'm used to Taco Bell, so I'm always going to love it more.
sj2890
But I love potato oles!
labmonkey4life
Fuck yeah! How do you make nachos better? Replace the chips with tots
krunchybssehku
Damn now I really want a super potato olé... but I live in Los Angeles now :,( the closest one I knew of closed in Tucson recently.
DixonHillPrivateEye
I fucking love taco johns
GlassApples
Accurate
GooberSnotpants
Ok apparently that dolphin thing is real.
cntdn
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=prmx0lYBTko
ipoststupidly
Thank you for posting this!
Janusha
Usually in these dumps, a whole bunch turn out to be utter bullshit. Not so this time.
joboo
otismeister
This just fits so perfectly
petgoats
What words did it learn? How did it fall in love?
MadTimmy
Hand job.
azazyel
IIRC the handler used to jerk it off.
joboo
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
Holy shit man...
Creeponomist
She did so because she found the dolphin was too distracted otherwise to learn. She did it for expediency, so she has said.
SolidSnayke
So you're saying that female teachers should jerk off boys to get them to focus.
Creeponomist
If those boys are rapacious dolphins, then maybe it should be considered.
azazyel
Yup I did remember that right http://nypost.com/2014/06/10/the-dolphin-that-fell-in-love-with-a-human/
xxDmDxx
That makes more sense, now.
ItsJustATribute
This is so sad for Peter. :(
beingready
That is tragic. Poor Peter.
rendombeastly
Poor Peter's Peter.
shayshayni
The SEGA game Echo The Dolphin has some association to it, too.
RogueEwok
He was pretty much the inspiration for the game
CardboardPizzas
I just thought I was playing a cute game where you explore the ocean as a dolphin. Then I'm fighting aliens for some reason.
ringringringringringbananaphone
Well, in the wild, dolphin mate over 50 times per day. So he probably wasn't in love but rather had natural urges. Plus, he killed 1/2
ringringringringringbananaphone
himself after he was locked in a small tank in a lab without sunlight. Poor thing ... 2/2
jetstreaminfinity
Damn they coulda just called me up if they needed someone for the dolphin
BabyGraAvy
She actually had to give the dolphin handjobs too. Heres that saucy sauce: http://uproxx.com/tv/dolphin-sex-bbc-documentary-nope-nope-nope/
NightPainPoe
Gave it drugs & handys. That poor dolphin...
getotterhere
tagmomg
I think the idea of Free Love may have gone a liiiiii'll too far there. Maybe. Possibly.
ColoneISanders
"had to"
drakewarnock
She did it to make him stop bothering her so they could get back to work, which is one of the most human thing I've heard of an animal doing
ColoneISanders
No I got that. I was being snarky and implying that it wasn't necessarily unenjoyable or a "chore" for her
gamesthatiplay
Yeah its an Ecco the Dolphin thing. Seriously.
Wildzero
Full story - lots of reading: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me
sweetnaivety
any way to listen to recordings of the dolphin speaking human words?
alleyandro
.
Elven91
That was a great read. There is more than one lesson behind it and it makes you wonder on what we do for the sake of knowledge.
Elven91
And in the end they inspired a new generation of more ethical research on dolphins, only the good things remained.
GingerChef24
There's a Radiolab about this
phillycheez1669
Still a better love story than Twilight
ComicallyMischievious
Gus from RoosterTeeth did a pretty good explanation of it
TheresASeinfeldGifForThis
Not only is it real in order for the dolphin to become more responsive he woman gave the dolphin hand jobs and in a last effort they 1/2
TheresASeinfeldGifForThis
Started dropping acid until the govt cut their funding
TheLastCheeto
. Dolphin love suicide
daytimedrinkingincoffeecups
First thing I was going to look up, like wtf that can't be true...
NightPainPoe
I said the same thing lmao
mad4some
Teach me English I love you long time!!
cockmeyer
The podcast The Dollop did a really great job telling this story.
kirstyjunior
It was sad yet hilarious!
ItsJustATribute
This reminded me of Project Nim. Equally as awful.
TheDoctorSpaceman
I have a feeling that I may regret asking, but what is Project Nim?
ItsJustATribute
http://www.npr.org/2011/07/20/138467156/project-nim-a-chimps-very-human-very-sad-life
TheDoctorSpaceman
Oh Jeeze. That's heart wrenching. It reminds me vaguely of the movie Project X where they experimented on chimps.
sweetnaivety
i thought you meant nihm
ItsJustATribute
Like the Secret of Nihm?
sweetnaivety
yes!!
ItsJustATribute
Lol. Noooooo little different. Although secret of Nihm is about intelligent lab mice.
FrankBrayman
Great rtaa about it. Thanks Rooster Teeth Podcast!
overthereoverhere
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me
nortotron
Um. Wat.
JetSetGo
Yup! Here's the RTAA about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmx0lYBTko
ken27238
Came here for this comment.
comehomefransbrauder
Heard that story on Radiolab. One of the weirdest things I've ever heard. Definitely worth a listen.
MichaelaWeasley
Pretty sure the handler/trainer fell in love with the dolphin too and it was some weird thing going on
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
the researcher started jacking it off and started taking lsd with it
pandemicpete
Still way better love story than twilight
Plertion
But how learning English is related to him falling in love? Do we have cases of non-English speaker dolphins loving humans? I am con-fu-sed.
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Vaenaemoenen
She jerked him off. That's a little perverted even on my standards.
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Vaenaemoenen
What kind of upbringing is that?
shuttlecockinakumquat
Not really related. They just got a male dolphin at an awkward age.
ilovegramsalot
The trainer was jerking it off a lot.
Putoface365
Pretty sure it has nothing to do with English. More than likey it was from the bonding time. And beacuse German sounds scary.
ChrisMendez123
Pretty sure it was the sexual contact. See that other comment
TheJonatron
That followed the dolphin being infatuated though. She started that to get him to calm and focus, but it would have intensified things sure!
Plertion
Hm.. It's clearer now. That also means there might be in the world a depressed dolphin herd in love with their keepers & afraid of germanic
ForgetAboutThis
English is a germanic language, correct me if I'm wrong
HappyHealer26
in hs i learned that they can fall in love with humans. And that dolphin suicide is somewhat common. my teacher was kinda tho loaded so idk
grandmasdealer
That dolphin was on a shitload of acid, too.
GooberSnotpants
Just when you think the story couldn't be wackier.
AquaCrusher
Waaa?
grandmasdealer
True story. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/9amw88/what-weve-learned-from-giving-dolphins-lsd
Tanknolunaluna
How does a dolphin commit suicide?
MoistMouthMags
running into enclosure wall?
RoeJaz
Epleskrott
How does a dolphin speak?..
KingSlizzard
yes
usersubbordercontrol
English, of course
RogueEwok
He was able to mimic a few words using his blow hole
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
Much like Piers Morgan
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
"Hello? Yes 911, I'd like to report a murder."
MerToo
so story time, once i was sailing through the Hauraki Gulf, midnight, very light conditions, there's a few things to avoid hitting so I was
MerToo
regularly going down to the chart table and plotting positions. Thing about dolphins I have found is that they can always tell where you are
MerToo
inside the boat, i think they can effectively hear/see/sonar/something right through the hull. So if you're in the fo'c's'l, they'll play
AquaCrusher
Only on... Poirpoise!
DragonDildoChandelier
Gwurver
That clears it up, thanks
allmostthere1234
he was fin ished
Ubityboopityboop
He spent hours opening up a shit ton of Tylenol.
brightboy
Well played
kitschistheenemy
Oooo relevant
SmoothLikeSharkSkin
Cross referencing is gold
wagnus
Very carefully. Or actually, carelessly.
andrewtater
Slowly, and with alcohol, like anyone else rejected by a pretty girl
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lostnortherner
fuck that's actually horribly, horribly sad. :(
GooberSnotpants
Presumably beaching or drowning itself. Maybe a handful of pills and swig of whiskey.
Oteneo
on porpoise
thegingeraffeamypond
Came back to upvote this
plainpeacock
Oh, you!
definitelynotthebostonstrangler
"That downvote doesn't count" - the Mayor of Imgur
highprinceofskyrim
OPHASNECKBEARD
Um. Everyone upvote this. What is wrong with all of you.
bvbice13
That's the cutest savage comment I have ever read. Well done +1
CanadianOneDollarCoin
monsiuerdownvotes
the true hero comment
shirtpants12
Catchiest20Two
you're a gem
FartSmarterNotHarder
Maybe just a mineral.