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scubavampire
60% of the time it works all of the time.
SoniaCalderon
10/10 would still cuddle.
Reyn187h
I’m in love
RegisBent
Hooray for small majestic murder floofs
4thwalled
ImpizzahutwelcometoEvan
But the rusty spotted cat was cuter.
laurendominick
Holy shit, they’re cute
FoxesNeedsBananas
This has to nature playing a joke? This cute, cuddly cat killing everything! I would cuddle it all day, I would let it murder me
Rapturr
fantasticlight
Yeah but she's going for easy kills. Lions could do that too. Let's see her handle a buffalo. Check mate.
SpaceEagle63
They look so much like domesticated cats. So fucking cute.
theitinerantnaturalist
Same genus. Except they're even smaller
Jess105804
McFluffySundae
I wanna see how tiny her kittens are!
mstalltree
Keep your goals small and attainable. The success rate will be high
Zionus
smodeepoe
Dat face
BanadecCamberbootch
People forget that cats are apex predators. These ones are just in a cuddly little package.
theitinerantnaturalist
Small cats are not apex predators. The ones over 100 pounds are.
NerdN1
Housecats (and probably these) are predators, but not APEX predators.
theitinerantnaturalist
Yep. Black-footed cats get eaten by large animals all the time
rickyo86
are anteaters deadly for their kill rate as well? Deadly, more like terrifyingly alarming to small fragile creatures.
railgap
What was the other tiny cat that came through recently? The Rust Spotted Cat or something like? World's smallest?
theitinerantnaturalist
These two are actually both contenders for that title (the sand cat has second place, house cats are larger than all 3)
Jest3r123
I didn't believe this until that look she gives in the last one.
TheBestShug
LOOK AT HER LITTLE ANGRY FACE"!!!
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
I mean, who could run away from all that cuteness?
Birdofthehermes
Seemingly only 40% of people
secretoaster
Holy shit, did it just fly
spLagger
She looks like she has stubby legs, but those hops, haha. She could play for the clippers.
theitinerantnaturalist
She DOES have stubby legs.
0956
That’s no ordinary little kitty.
labbejr
NorwegianJim
Don't think I don't see you, creep - Cat probably
HeyLookImOnTV
Hey, about the messages you posted a few minutes ago on another topic, did you delete them or a mod did? If they did, that's serious.
NorwegianJim
I'll PM you. Comments are too short.
HeyLookImOnTV
Thank you! I'll be waiting.
LieutenantPervertReadyforDuty
#3 The cameraman died making this footage. A moment of silence, please...
MyUsernameIsMyPassword
For real tho, you seen the lenses they use? They can be so far away and capture in HD without quality loss, its Insane. Check BtS
IamJustinSane
No, but he was fired for missing that shot.
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
goddamn bothan
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
The mother cat was just acting to distract him while dad snuck up behind the film crew. The kittens ate well that night.
zapsdiputs
Adorable little murder floof
jlo75
I want one.
theitinerantnaturalist
You can't get one even if you could care for it (take into account this animal is even nastier, but much smaller, than a house cat).
theitinerantnaturalist
Why? Because nobody bothers to sell it. Not enough of a return.
Metalhead47
I want two!
NotaCPA
They'll kill you while you sleep. Seriously
theitinerantnaturalist
Considering how tiny these are you would wake up before they succeed. Though they would try.
Metalhead47
They'll have to wait in line behind my other cat.
cowpiefatty
Also people 60% is extremely fucking impressive polar bears are like 34% tigers around the same most other animals too. 60% is bonkers.
pancreas
60% of the time it works every time
NotAloneSinceImgur
Yes man
jelladelta
Punctuation dude
cowpiefatty
,k. Thats , nice dear:
BoltAurelius
40% of its kills are people like me trying to pet it.
Saici
The chances of me dying to this cat are like 100%. It's way too cute to even try to defend myself.
gordy77
Lions are like 20% solo and 30% as a group.
theitinerantnaturalist
Tigers and polar bears are both well under 34%. In fact most predators top out at 20-30%.
theitinerantnaturalist
Some of the more efficient ones like orcas, great whites and cheetahs barely edge into 50%, but that’s it. 60% is shocking.
frodoandmangos
Dragonflys are boss. 95%
9gagjpeg
Polar bears are not 34% more like 10
2fligh2high
Yeah but polar bears are starving. I also make terrible decisions in the supermarket when I'm hungry.
getmo
Polar bears are starving because they need ice to hunt and their "season" is getting shorter and shorter.
akindlysloth
African wild dog as like 80% successful hunts.. But apparently most of their kills end up getting stolen by Lions and Hyenas
rivin2e
Much love for those squeaky silly dogs. dam those hyenas though.
akindlysloth
Source http://www.wildheartwildlifefoundation.org/index.php/49-african-wild-dogs-spotted-phantoms
ghostys
Yeah but a polar bear cant survive on rats and birds
Oprean
relevant, that's not how evolution works
Idosss
That's nothing I have a 100% success rate hunting hamburgers. It's all in the technique
OrthoLoess
Well that's way better than Harold and Kumar, at least.
ajax111
That's why owls call us apes of the hamburger. https://youtu.be/XeFxdkaFzRA
MCdaGrinder
TECHNIQUE!
ZachsAnomaiy
I don't, I went to checkers and was in the drive through for an hour behind someone before pulling up to the window and they just said 1/2
ZachsAnomaiy
The register is broken and closed and locked the window. There were like 10 cars behind me. Then there's the burgers that burned RIP.. 2/2
noptic
100%? No one ever messed up your order?
Idosss
Sometimes an antelope is disabled ya learn to roll with it
frogglesmash
I read that as "hummingbirds," and was confused.
theHitchenator
You don’t know the hummingbird technique?
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Aim your shotgun at the feeder?
CarcassCatapaultCombo
Literally just dont feed them for a few minutes and theyre done
otiumCatulli
cheetahs are like 10%, really not very good
theitinerantnaturalist
Cheetahs are actually 50%.
noptic
only when they cheet
otiumCatulli
David Attenborough says otherwise.
theitinerantnaturalist
https://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/news/2013/07/130723-cheetah-running-overheating-hunting-animals-science
theitinerantnaturalist
David Attenborough is ignoring scientific data then.
otiumCatulli
i did some googling, it depends on terrain and season. Also it's what the guys at Big Cat Diary said, they sit all day watching cheetahs
theitinerantnaturalist
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347212002886?via%3Dihub
uadjet
Always upvote sources.