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AlmostScientist
7th Grade science finally coming into play for John Johnson.
illustratorgirl
I misread that title.
galtePandaLifter
Pixar lamp after doing drug ????????
GerB90
Pixars Luxo Jr. lesser known cousin
Whiskey9000
American Justice. Saving the World from People Trying to Read Gooder
HellYeahImFromTexas
Looks legit...where did the bulb and housing come from? Looks like an officer lost a flashlight and never reported it lol
PHUCKO
Set them free in NY to be coddled by the regressive left
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5po0ky
Wut
Bigbadcliff
Dura cell indeed.....
Buldge
Thought it said fleshlight
yourCleverUsernamewastaken
I did too. Then I saw what it was and immediately thought “where do you put your dick?”
CerseiSaltAndVinegarChips
I love miniature things.
jixyking
Not even budget batteries
Shepardsweshallbe
I feel like this is a good time after reading some of the comments to say the city of none prisoners flint Michigan still has bad water
compfreak530
Why is a flashlight such a big deal? Is it so he can see the exact spot to properly shank a mofo
voxael
Non verbal signals, used to temporarily blind someone, etc. Just because it can be a flashlight, doesn't mean it can only be a flashlight
ilsalta
Okay, I'll bite. Why was it confiscated? Can you actually hurt someone with.a floppy makeshift flashlight?
gad885
Its amazing what you can do with 18 hours of free time and a 27 year old physics textbook
boardswhenbored
Dad owns a drug recovery house, watched a resident build a tattoo gun out of a pen, battery, clock motor and guitar string... pretty shwifty
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PitSmoker247
And!!!!!
cheeseslaw
That is some MacGyver shit right there.
somellama
can't have prisoners reading! what do they think they are there for ? reform? HAHAHA
Dmax7474
Was it thrown through a poster on the wall?
TransistorRadio
Let's ask that cupcake on the wall. What say you there, fussybritches?
Pris0nMike
FN2187
5/7 great reply
yupyapyep
This is when people should look to Norway! ???????????????? our prisons work on rehabilitating, educating, and giving them jobs after prison
jetflight
Only way you could improve this is finding a foolproof way to determine who's worth it, and who just needs to be shot in the head.
DukePhelan
That only works if your society is willing to reform rather then just punish its citizens.
Apomelasma
Our constitutional amendment banning slavery has an exception for prisoners. While not all prisons are for-profit this way, the goal 1/2
Apomelasma
is NOT to prevent them from being imprisoned again. Many large companies profit from prisoner labor. #America
Apomelasma
the exact wording is that slavery is illegal except "as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted."
Pishaw
Looks like the Pixar lamp has fallen on hard times.
CoachL4D
Meth, not even once
originalBabewiththePower
Well, he did murder the I.
thresholdalchemist7
*Gasp!* That's why he was found in prison!
Panda4hire
Prisons need some serious reform.
aykyle
Cost too much.To reform prisons will cost a lot of money.Its more practical that prions will move towards privatization and it'll get worse
ThisIsGod
No, it's not that it costs too much, it's that no one cares until they're in the situation.
gad885
I think the free market can fix almost anything but for profit prisons are an exception. The prison industrial complex profits on suffering.
jrhawk42
It'll never happen as long as people feel the need to punish people, & sometimes it's just easier to punish them.
Panda4hire
I understand that one.
SensualDonut
reformed, not closed. punishment will still happen.
ThisIsGod
Prisons are the slavery of our time. For Profit Prisons are essentially huge human rights violation camps with solitary and unpaid work.
macthelost
Was gonna reply exactly this. Well said
Aerisot
Prisoners are extremely smart people sometimes.
ImNotReallyADoctor
There are a few who are scary brilliant
Knoldus
He was probably an electrician, that makes him educated, not smart
HolyShitZoom
Or maybe they are in prison because they're smart. Think about it.
Edgeftw
Same applies to all people
nuke034
trust me they aren't, there's a handful of smart ones, the rest just have nothing else to do.
boneh3ad
This the reason he used the word "sometimes"
moxymox
Um.. This is some basic "How do batteries work" shit.
PunkRock38
Haven't they been though enough? ...dude just wants to read at night.
Jynxy85
Or play flash light tag!
inevermadeone
Or they are afraid of the dark and needs a lovable night light.
Gudmuan13
Or look at porn
theCoCaCobanana
Nah this is his gameboy light
kvakajek
Dude was supposed to live by the law. Well, atleast he's crafty.
HauntedSpit
Or make lovable shadow puppets.
ReturnoftheZombiePlagueApocalypse
Go on....do Deformed Rabbit...it's my favourite
spicytoblerone
U win beat comment
XequR
"Though enough"? They are in a prison for a reason.
Katadeus
Punishment is a consequence of rehabilitation or imprisonment, and not an ideal.
PunkRock38
I made a typo --don't be a dick about it. It bothers me too (can't edit)
XequR
lol i didn't even saw that ^^ i made the same mistake
PunkRock38
Oh haha...it's tough being human sometimes, right?
XequR
Hujambo
Or flash codes to other inmates.
WhatzitTooya
Better chop off their hands, before they learn sign language, too.
Hujambo
Its harder to get there hands out the cell door. Well at some prisons anyway. Easier to class a light through the window.
Pattosaurus20xx
Well someone's got to keep Morse code alive
lonelylinguist
... . -. -.. / -. ..- -.. . ... / ... - --- .--.
DisIsJosh
"Oh yeah baby tell me how you'd pick you that soap"
Hujambo
Or "tomorrow we jump officer so-and-so as a distraction while someone else stabs our rival gang leader. Hopeful to death"
LuxVertas
It's a prison, NOT a day spa! Some times prisons need to be tough!
gordonmansley
TIL light is a luxury reserved for people on vacation in day spas with fluffy white robes. Being jailed doesn't make you less human.
Killerfishmonkey
tell that to the sissy rule makers making everything easier on inmates.
fridaybot
you might be shocked by this https://youtu.be/HfEsz812Q1I
fridaybot
subtitled episode you will find interesting on scandinavian prisons through D eyes of a american prison warden https://youtu.be/HfEsz812Q1I
CanadianLadyMoose
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ShoeBoughtDaRobot
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Temenos
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Belzuboss
Interesting watch, thanks for sharing.
Flapjackal
Been through enough? They're in there for a reason...
macthelost
Try this out. May help understand https://youtu.be/Ry5jTjBhZpA
leviunable
Yeah mostly drugs
freezing00k
Depends on the crime yo. Some crimes should be legal
macthelost
Yup. Like being black, poor, or having mental conditions. Fuck those guys. * sarcasm intended *
Flapjackal
I never made a connection between convicts and people who are black, poor, or have mental conditions. You did.
arconesaeradan
I mean, prisons are the ones that did.
macthelost
I know you didn't. It's not about you. It's about the system. It targets those people and it's just reformed slavery, not rehabilitation.
Antelino
Most in prison are not innocent. Not all are guilty busy most are.
FrankMastrBulge
not true at all lol but go ahead and live in your own world. Ignorance is bliss.
GuylnTheBack
Tough?
AliBarber
I think they were aiming for through.
GuylnTheBack
Thorough maybe too
AliBarber
Definitely not.
FIDLAR
Nope
GuylnTheBack
Possibly