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May 10, 2017 9:22 AM
HocusPenis
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CorneliusCornwall
Well I was kinda uncomfortable at first. After a while of folks coming and going I finally relaxed and was able to really let loose.
krispykreme420glazeit
"My Anal With Andre"
SithAreRepublicansLikeMe
Some say Autocorrect, I say Freudian Slip.
MegaMetal
now your ducked.
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
mattzcat
http://www.sexualdarkage.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/no-more-anal.jpg
hotdogtime
But seriously how was your friend's anal experience?
KryosymnProject
Oh, those classic moments
SteelHorseRider
Lucritas
IDontLikePeppaPig
I would like to know the response
welcometofuckall
"It was a bumpy ride, due to all the wind" - OP's friend
faelmist
"And this other girl took a pounding."
foxycoby
You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful.
QuadrumanousCuddler
Real shitty?
HiddenChicken
CallahansLawRefutesEntropy
Followed by the mandatory...
SexySanders
Whether shit like this is true or not, it's still funny :)
Theimgurianwayoflife
Anybody want a penis?
AdamFrattini
No more rhymes I meanis....
GroovyGhoulie
If there are, we'll all be dead
Hungrypiemonger
http://imgur.com/37nKpWA
719Matmat
Sure.
GroovyGhoulie
Are there dicks ahead?
AnimalPoop
If there are we all be bred
RubberChickenGoD
No, but wouldn’t mind a pegging.
krispykreme420glazeit
Wait, why is "anal" one of your phone's suggestions? How frequently are you using this word?
JhericFury
My swype keyboard consistently swaps words i write all the time for words i never write. Literally with lake legally Lyle are just from then
lilhvnter
I've given my friend the nickname "anal" because of a misunderstanding
krispykreme420glazeit
Alan? Lana?
lilhvnter
Analisa
jGRite
Maybe Lisa would have been better. Unless there's another Lisa which I'd add a letter... Alisa... Nalisa...
LuncheonsAndDragons
Anal is a what? ANAL IS A WHAT?!
KainWhisper
But... did she answer you @OP? And can we see the answer?!
Slapthefatcat
I had a sheet on the bed and there was a gaping hole in the wall, but hey, free breakfast.
impostersquall
he answered and said "It was buy 2 for the price of one, free delivery in the back"
BananaForScaIe
"Front door locked, entered through the back alley"
LimbMechanic
"Dark, cramped, and smelled funny. But he didn't mind"
NachosFlandersStyle
"Hallway was a bit dirty, but nobody minded."
spidey002
I'd love to see mound in reference to vagizzle here
diabLoDesignz
"Ride was a little rough"
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
"Butt in the end we came to our destination"
BoDidly
"It was tight but everything fit and we had a good time"
teddyboops
It was a little shittier than we had hoped, but that's kind of the nature of these things.
BigDumbFaggot
Had a blast.
Immaturewhisky
Wasn't as big as in the pictures