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Mar 10, 2023 11:20 PM
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hearken2halloumi
"Strairdrac The Netherwatcher" rad
DisgruntledFerret
It was forbidden by the crabs though. They won't let any other crab get out of the bucket before them.
AvgWhiteShark
I remember being outraged as a child because the shitty internet filter wouldn't let me search "Draon Ballz".
2fligh2high
backsidenasty
RetrogradeLlama
Stop that monster of a child now! Children should NOT be teaching crabs to read! We've already got AI to deal with. We don't need that.
pr3viso
https://youtu.be/7bNzNDWzTuo
tinyfootprints
Carcinisation is everywhere.
Grillparzer
This is our future, billions of crabs asking our opinion on why Shakespeare, in Two Gentleman of Verona, named a dog Crab. Maddening!
DodgyMerchant
How else will they learn to build spaceships?
rmsrmsrms38
Kaspersky... So... Nuff said.
RedCamaro
Russian spyware?
zxwaffen
Allegedly. Banned on US government systems and listed as a security threat but they have a history of some pretty good work.
zxwaffen
A bunch of that work has been exposing espionage programs run by various government groups, including the US.
notacobra
"forbidden knowledge" isn't one of the default blocks. So this parent created it specifically for this post. I hate modern social media.
baronvonsushi
TheOtherWind
Well good news! It isn't modern social media at all, because this post is like a decade old!
datester35
It is, in fact, old timey wimey social media
magicrhombus
The "child" is called "Strairdrac The Netherwatcher." it isn't like they're trying to trick you into thinking it is real.
JoeMalmsteen
It's almost like they're telling a joke, eh?
B99Reactions
Nah itd be funnier if it actually happened organically
HeartOfADeadStar
Got wooshed so now it's time to take them to karma court so I don't look dumb.
UsersubPoetLaureate
It’s still a good joke. Someone was tickled by the “forbidden knowledge” field and wanted us to have a laugh too
notacobra
There is no forbidden knowledge field. They added that too
Blaza612
Things don't need to be legit to still be funny. We can appreciate the humour while still knowing it's probs fake
TheOblibop
Destroy the child before it teaches the Crabs our forbidden ways.
pianostacatto
No, listen everyone! We mustn't fear the crabs! They are people too! The crabs could even be your neighbors! In your schools! At your work!
TheWombatStrikesAgain
So you're volunteering to watch the Nether in his stead? Because that's more important than preventing crab education.
MrTheSpoon
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Teaching%20Crabs%20How%20To%20Read
HurricaneShade
My 12 year old accessed porn while sitting in the back of the classroom.. multiple times
rnugget
i'm assuming he got caught, b/c you know about it
HurricaneShade
She.. and yes. They did nothing.
rnugget
school didn't punish her? they give a reason?
HurricaneShade
No, she is on the autistic spectrum.. never has access to pc at home.. someone showed herwe believe. It should have been dispensary action
HurricaneShade
Disciplinary action... geez
ralphie84
Crab
hijindc
spooktree
Crab
TheCowSaysMoooo
eddbrowne
Cuz teens should avoid crabs.
maincarrot
It is forbidden
KPuff
Roaddog184
I'm not concerned one bit about the content that was searched, I'm concerned about the user name that the kid uses.
baronvonsushi
Knowledge? so its possible?
PraiseTheMachineGod
Yes, but it's forbidden.
Itslukus
rihani3
CaptainThePirate
I mean if crabs are the ultimate evolutionary form and we will become crab and we can read that means it must be inevitable, right?
kingkongkeom
Not from a Jedi!
DayGloOrangeFrisbee
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
AGuyThatPoops
No
ActuallyTonyHawk
I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Bergleton
He died of ligma.
hotnam
what's ligma?
hijindc
Who's Steve Jobs?
thatsmyfetish69
Fucking Florida, the taint of the US