spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
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Jul 14, 2016 4:55 PM
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
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jumper34017
*beavis and butthead* diyareeya cha cha cha...diyareeya cha cha cha...diyareeya cha cha cha
deathtoduckface
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
If this was my kid, I'd frame these and read them everyday.
3dartwork
No way in the fucking world would I believe this. Between handwriting and what was said and how it was said. Total bullshit.
VonSnootingham
Fake as hell.
AStaleDonut
the ridiculous-ness of this kid is just right :-)
PorkTheChop
I want someone to look at me with the same amount of pure ecstasy this kid feels while looking at steaming shit.
obligatoryguy
- Walter, 41, PhD.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Hello muddah. Hello faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada
UsernameNotVerifiedForAccuracy
Camp is very entertaining...and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
I don't often call posts on imgur fake, but this feels fake.
monkeyhugs
"You shared a toothbrush with someone and don't even know their name?! Oh, he can burp the alphabet? That's ok then." - mom
watchoutforlooseseal
Glad @op acquired a safe toothbrush
Elpaco313
If this is a letter, why are there no creases from where it would presumably be folded and put in an envelope?
poop273
This is gold
d65vid
This is definitely fake. Windsurfing is hard as fuck!
DJMalashir137
37 pushpops is a lot of pushpops.
byzantium42
Sentence structure is good and spelling is that atrocious? Sorry, I don't buy it. Nice try, though.
dragonandnighthawk
I a elementary school teacher, I quite agree.
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
I'm leaning with you here. Most kids who go to school can spell and use better Grammer than this
charlesxavier
Hyphen and attempt to use pps? Me either.
mannequinmolester
Get the fuck outta here with your clickbait title.
VonSnootingham
Pops are sweet-y. Farts for week, rowing arms are heavy. There's diarrhea on my shoes already. Mom's spaghetti.
FuckYourJortsDude
this is fucking genius
VonSnootingham
Thanks. I try.
AnnaNimitee
That is one valiant effort at spelling "diarrhea"
filopaa1990
Fake
IJustRide88
Totally. The hand writing is messy but the lines are too straight.
cluckythehorse
Thats what I was thinking. But ill roll with it.
CorneliusCornwall
Walter you fartin fool
thecrawlingdead
These look like an adult attempting to write and spell as a child would. For up votes.
charlesxavier
It's weird. Decent vocabulary. A lot of spelling mistakes but the use of the hyphen in push-pops and the attempt at using pps?
ChipmunkHunk
SalvalecRhaplanca
I have an old notebook from 2nd grade and it looks a lot like this but with proper spelling. I can believe this.
ethox
I'd tend to agree. Kids don't sign a letter with "W"
breezecakeyum
"Tell my brothers to have lots of farts for Saturday" The post was golden but this right here made it even better.
Sledgewolf1
"This right here" cue the banjos
mrskeItal
whenever i see that stuff I question if it's real (not that it matters) but most kids would say the brothers names, not "my brothers"
ilovewebsites
My thoughts exactly.
3dartwork
And we have a winner!
okaytk
they've got these big chewy pretzels here that are... (random mumbling) ...five dollars?! get outta here!
BrutusEt2
Learning the REAL lessons...
Justabuckeye
The mail from Camp Imgur is really slow
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
YesImProductive
I really wanted their to be a second one :/
RGEpicMrT
there*
Rufin
O-H!
Justabuckeye
I - O
DradBones
Looks suspiciously at username
aShogunNamedMarcus
Timmy, PhD, 42
gnarlygus
Major: Trollogy
fe1od1or
*Feminist dance theory
NOINITIATIVE
Fry, Age 21
TheBioengineer
Die hard Donald Trump supporter
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
Mom later that week
Natiim
Nice @OP
GreatUsernameThisUsernameThstUsernameTheUsername
Forced anal pounding
PopatoMc
litsitsogxohxkys
Don't double dip op!
lowfunctioninggenius
Had a teammate nicknamed 'Bushfire'. She's still alive btw
spokejesse
Jeez why didnt she just sit?
YesImProductive
In my experience, I've found people who light their farts on fire are generally not in the upper half of the IQ range.
spokejesse
Trü
scopegoat
not even the upper half of the lower half
UndeadDickCheney
Hey I have you know I'm just a few points above average!
PyroDragon
That's one way to get a gal to take her pants off...
waitdoyounot
Wait. There are other ways?
wardenclyfe
That's want she gets for lying
cuap
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Liar liar, plants for hire!
PyroBeast
AWESOME
Therearetoomanyusernames
Do people not learn about Drop And Roll anymore?
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Therearetoomanyusernames
Eh, it's something that always stuck with me. I dunno why. But don't ask me about anything else from school. I don't remember! Lol
Therearetoomanyusernames
Oops...STOP, Drop And Roll. Guess I didn't learn it either. Lol
theredbully
It's STOP drop and roll. Never forget the stop people or else you will fucking die
Therearetoomanyusernames
Dude, I literally just commented under my own after I reread it. Lol I'm embarrassed.
GuardsmanMiku
wait why? was never taught stopd drop and roll, but I just know it from the internet.
ICantThinkOfAU
Seriously? Never? Good lord man, where did you go to school? The USSR? I jest. But seriously it's the fastest way to smother the flames
murlokotam
Um i went to school in USSR. Whats the stop for?
GuardsmanMiku
I dont think the teach it in the UK. still, what is the stop for?