Jan 15, 2019 12:28 PM
SunnyHoneyLee
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kelloggs
Aaaaaand he is as dead as a russian reporter.
Craftworks
https://imgur.com/DIrDrCL
GeorgieThumbs
Even that kid knows about Putin and polonium
Tephis
StormWingDelta
um besides childhood memories being brutally murdered, the heck happened here? O_o
TecatePlease
Can you imagine Trump getting rolled like that...hahahaha...pass the cheese burgers!
IliveIdyeIliveagain
The guy who gave the kid permission to throw Putin was put-in jail
bearplaybass
Can I? Can I?
DarylBetterNotGetInMyFace
Putin meeting with the kid later that day
samtherat6
Children suicide should never occur, what a shame.
TupacAintDead
YouEatYellowSnow
Minutes later, radiation poisoning.
TTS281
You want to go to the gulag? Because that’s how you end up there.
FutureRageComics
gulags were closed in 50s :) (yes i know it was a joke, still...)
Return360
You must be fun at parties
i dont go to parties :)
MissSpelledTattoo
plustootwostoopid
Strange when Putin seems more friendly and caring about the public than Trump.
I’m not saying he’s a good guy, but if you step back from reality he seems more human if that makes sense.
GCRust
That's because Putin's actually running a country while Trump's been tasked to destroy one.
JapAnus
Orange man bad
darecook
Yes. Orange man bad.
Syralight
Putin is evil, not stupid.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
That kid died to three self inflicted gun shots to the back of his head. Tragic story.
minibois
To the Gulag with you, little Asian comrade!
evolutioninaction
Do it again ! Over a cliff!
redrobster
Ippon seoi nagi! A mighty fine throw ole chap!!
RepostCurator
Kis commited suicide, two bullets to the back of the head.
SpaceTurd69
too bad that kid later slipped and fell on some polonium tipped bullets.
easilyforget
The kid was last seen leaving the room, not heard from since
CerisCinderwolf
Would've gone down as a legend had he finished him then and there.
Shismouche
What kid ? We only see our beloved President doing an awesome skilled roll.
xj4low
Assisted suicide from his balcony.
andwereback
If only Kennedy had it this easy
This kid kicks ass! Think about it. He got to floor a world leader as a freaking child lol
slothsaremagic
That kid later slipped on an ice cube, breaking every bone in his body.
UpTheDubs
What kid?
nasreal
He's living happily in Japan. They tried to gulag him, but his giant balls would never fit into tiny Soviet cell.
b612
he ate mercury by accident
Chivaxsienpre209
everyone told him that tuna was sketchy
thetonestarr
I was hoping the gif would cut to a scene referencing something like that
ImalittleDepot
He committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head twice
donottouchdonut
Putin him down.
CatWhatCat
Eluria
Friendo2
DidgeryDrew
Putin is a legit judoka. He could roll with the best of them at one time.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
That’s the new Russian Secretary of Self-Defense.
ebonyfaery
Severely underrated comment.
JackSmiles2
Putin to child: Beware of balconies my friend, blyat.
shiftdi3s3l
Not bad Japonski, I pay you 5 fish a day, be miniboss, guard my room.
cheebody
Is this how mafia works?
metalfoto
Exactly
HardlyTarded
I knew the Asian children were preparing the Russians... commies
phoenix071
That child is probably russian though
kingj07
Exactly. Asian.
You right
PoliticalWanderer
SanchoLibre
I came here looking for this one. Here's your upvote.
olderbrotherofsnagglepuss
Snickbrack
otherotherbarry
v
aaronthe7
he had him killed.
GregRobertson
Putin on the flipz
Drapetomanius
The line between good and evil is drawn down the human heart, so you can be a murderous tyrant, but also serious about teaching kids judo.
MericanNightmare
You don't think this is part of his propoganda? Wouldn't a dictator want to be loved more than feared?
Steve0071
No. Putin is a genuine Black Belt. On the mat, you do your job and teaching kids is part of it.
Necromartian
Rarely things are as black and white as they are presented. A murderous tyrant can be a family man and a priest can also not be a pedophile.
FoxySpirit
Oh, murderous tyrant but family man is a classic. Just beware of being outside of said family. Some goes for mafia.
MichaelHames
His point being we tend to forget that tyrants are also human and that we all have the same capacity to do bad things which sometimes lead1
To good things for instance Gottie a big time mob boss who was very murderous and ruthless, however he kept crime down as they had a code2
Against stuff like theft once he died crime went up in New York
As someone said: Our biggest fear in time travel is changing the future. But still we feel like one person doens't matter.
Because people are prone to making mistakes and most don’t learn easily
cantstopfire
Dude is a pretty good sport
He murders people who write unflattering things about him but ok.
BaronvonSimian
Yeah I agree. Not sure Trump would show such good grace ... (unless, of course, Putin told him to)
KotimainenKayttajanimi
I'd like to see Trump slammed like that. He'd hit the ground like a 30 gallon water balloon filled with melted butter. Splort.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Hahahhaha that was an amazing description!!!!!
MaladaptedMedic
He also strikes me as one who has respect for the martial arts.The kid is a fellow student.As a black belt, it’s his responsibility to teach
MonsieurLeMoustache
you guys serious
Thirty percent of Americans are a complete fucking lost cause at this point.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Dude I have a -20 comment somewhere point out that Putin is a murdering scumbag. There are russian shills on this site working on his PR.
What shape would you like your tinfoil hat in, Sir?
eetsumkaus
how about this one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assessing_Russian_Activities_and_Intentions_in_Recent_US_Elections
Shills are not a conspiracy lol, they're completely proven to be employed on any popular social media for countless purposes.
TheInternetHasRuinedMeForever
Dude LOVES kids and animals in general. The west has a ton of bias against him but that's to be expected - the cold war never ended.
Dude LOVES polonium 210, violence, mayhem and chaos in general. The west is just pissy about election meddling and military expansion.
SluntBiggums
Could it be the active invasion of Ukraine? Election meddling? Perhaps his beautiful smile after murdering journalists can sway you.
ActionJohnnie
So did Stalin
BrianStuart
Yeah, because killing off political rivals, silencing the press and invading neighbors is no big deal.
ItsRealTalk
The bias comes from the rigging of elections, the murdering of critics and rivals, and the bigoted stances he has that lead to LGBT 1/2
people being murdered and detained en mass in some areas. 2/2
en masse*
Yeah, but we (Americunt here) arent pragmatic in our judgment. Our leadership is responsible for 10s of thousands of civilian deaths a year
Not to mention our own flagrant civil rights, environmental, financial/ethical on our own soil.
I mean it's really apples to oranges. Our efforts in the Middle East have been confused for a long time, but we're at war (this isn't 1/2
McTerminator
so to win a war vs russia we just make an army of children and animals. e z
dogfrost9
We'll send in kids riding shetland ponies. It'll be a breeze.
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
Become evil to defeat evil, hmm.
Voxnobilus
Just because someone loves kids and animals does not make them a good person or a good leader
loveplusultra
HITLOR
pleasesarah
hahaha
NeelboBaggins
HORTLER
Mayonnaisetaskforce
Horchata
HILTR
SanderTheStrange
But it certainly puts them above other groups in the 'good person ranking'
Wait till you hear about serial killers.
Thesmithlord
No, it just means they are human. Like the rest of us.
This is the hardest thing for young history students to learn someone can be a good person and the vilest person on the planet
Mao was a poet Hitler was a vegetarian who was obsessed with Disney and Mussolini wrote romance novels these are quirks
TheLaziestRaccoon
Well, it depends of how much you love kids
PompatusOfLove
Found the priest
Hitler had owned four German Shepherds in his life. The last two were named Blondi and Muckl.
WantDownvotes
Thats the point hitler did nothing wrong it was just propaganda
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
I think Debbie Harry is still going
TrashAtItsFinest
He also, during his reign, banned boiling live lobster, and hunting for sport.
warmNchewey
Nice try russian hackers. Hes still a piece of shit.
SemenCongealment
I am not his supporter, but I believe different forge forges different tools.
The forge doesn't do anything. The blacksmith has a choice to make a shield for protection or a sword for killing...
What if the situation calls for a sword? The same way US needed back during the independence war or French revolution from the monarchy?
Shit, at least their piece of shit is smart, ruthless, and calculating. Our piece of shit just has verbal diarrhea in front of media cameras
that's a good thing tbh. Imagine if we had a smart Trump
Their piece of shit got their because of that...our piece of shit got their (although debated) because we are fucken stupid...
Shiiiiiit I been found out. Theyre all pieces of shit, my dude. Just dont let our pieces of shit convince you the other guys' POSs are worse
Naw man. If you can't look at people and leadership and see drastic differences and just assume they are all POS...then you need to look dee
per and try harder. There are good ones and we need them to be in leadership. Stop just saying they all suck and it doesnt matter...
kelloggs
Aaaaaand he is as dead as a russian reporter.
Craftworks
https://imgur.com/DIrDrCL
GeorgieThumbs
Even that kid knows about Putin and polonium
Tephis
StormWingDelta
um besides childhood memories being brutally murdered, the heck happened here? O_o
TecatePlease
Can you imagine Trump getting rolled like that...hahahaha...pass the cheese burgers!
IliveIdyeIliveagain
The guy who gave the kid permission to throw Putin was put-in jail
bearplaybass
Can I? Can I?
DarylBetterNotGetInMyFace
Putin meeting with the kid later that day
samtherat6
Children suicide should never occur, what a shame.
TupacAintDead
YouEatYellowSnow
Minutes later, radiation poisoning.
TTS281
You want to go to the gulag? Because that’s how you end up there.
FutureRageComics
gulags were closed in 50s :) (yes i know it was a joke, still...)
Return360
You must be fun at parties
FutureRageComics
i dont go to parties :)
MissSpelledTattoo
plustootwostoopid
Strange when Putin seems more friendly and caring about the public than Trump.
plustootwostoopid
I’m not saying he’s a good guy, but if you step back from reality he seems more human if that makes sense.
GCRust
That's because Putin's actually running a country while Trump's been tasked to destroy one.
JapAnus
Orange man bad
darecook
Yes. Orange man bad.
Syralight
Putin is evil, not stupid.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
That kid died to three self inflicted gun shots to the back of his head. Tragic story.
minibois
To the Gulag with you, little Asian comrade!
evolutioninaction
Do it again ! Over a cliff!
redrobster
Ippon seoi nagi! A mighty fine throw ole chap!!
RepostCurator
Kis commited suicide, two bullets to the back of the head.
SpaceTurd69
too bad that kid later slipped and fell on some polonium tipped bullets.
easilyforget
The kid was last seen leaving the room, not heard from since
CerisCinderwolf
Would've gone down as a legend had he finished him then and there.
Shismouche
What kid ? We only see our beloved President doing an awesome skilled roll.
xj4low
Assisted suicide from his balcony.
MissSpelledTattoo
andwereback
If only Kennedy had it this easy
andwereback
This kid kicks ass! Think about it. He got to floor a world leader as a freaking child lol
slothsaremagic
That kid later slipped on an ice cube, breaking every bone in his body.
UpTheDubs
What kid?
nasreal
He's living happily in Japan. They tried to gulag him, but his giant balls would never fit into tiny Soviet cell.
b612
he ate mercury by accident
Chivaxsienpre209
everyone told him that tuna was sketchy
thetonestarr
I was hoping the gif would cut to a scene referencing something like that
ImalittleDepot
He committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head twice
donottouchdonut
Putin him down.
CatWhatCat
Eluria
Friendo2
DidgeryDrew
Putin is a legit judoka. He could roll with the best of them at one time.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
That’s the new Russian Secretary of Self-Defense.
ebonyfaery
Severely underrated comment.
JackSmiles2
Putin to child: Beware of balconies my friend, blyat.
shiftdi3s3l
Not bad Japonski, I pay you 5 fish a day, be miniboss, guard my room.
cheebody
Is this how mafia works?
metalfoto
Exactly
HardlyTarded
I knew the Asian children were preparing the Russians... commies
phoenix071
That child is probably russian though
kingj07
Exactly. Asian.
phoenix071
You right
PoliticalWanderer
SanchoLibre
I came here looking for this one. Here's your upvote.
olderbrotherofsnagglepuss
Snickbrack
Snickbrack
otherotherbarry
aaronthe7
he had him killed.
GregRobertson
Putin on the flipz
MissSpelledTattoo
Drapetomanius
The line between good and evil is drawn down the human heart, so you can be a murderous tyrant, but also serious about teaching kids judo.
MericanNightmare
You don't think this is part of his propoganda? Wouldn't a dictator want to be loved more than feared?
Steve0071
No. Putin is a genuine Black Belt. On the mat, you do your job and teaching kids is part of it.
Necromartian
Rarely things are as black and white as they are presented. A murderous tyrant can be a family man and a priest can also not be a pedophile.
FoxySpirit
Oh, murderous tyrant but family man is a classic. Just beware of being outside of said family. Some goes for mafia.
MichaelHames
His point being we tend to forget that tyrants are also human and that we all have the same capacity to do bad things which sometimes lead1
MichaelHames
To good things for instance Gottie a big time mob boss who was very murderous and ruthless, however he kept crime down as they had a code2
MichaelHames
Against stuff like theft once he died crime went up in New York
Necromartian
As someone said: Our biggest fear in time travel is changing the future. But still we feel like one person doens't matter.
MichaelHames
Because people are prone to making mistakes and most don’t learn easily
cantstopfire
Dude is a pretty good sport
MericanNightmare
He murders people who write unflattering things about him but ok.
BaronvonSimian
Yeah I agree. Not sure Trump would show such good grace ... (unless, of course, Putin told him to)
KotimainenKayttajanimi
I'd like to see Trump slammed like that. He'd hit the ground like a 30 gallon water balloon filled with melted butter. Splort.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Hahahhaha that was an amazing description!!!!!
MaladaptedMedic
He also strikes me as one who has respect for the martial arts.The kid is a fellow student.As a black belt, it’s his responsibility to teach
MonsieurLeMoustache
you guys serious
MericanNightmare
Thirty percent of Americans are a complete fucking lost cause at this point.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Dude I have a -20 comment somewhere point out that Putin is a murdering scumbag. There are russian shills on this site working on his PR.
ebonyfaery
What shape would you like your tinfoil hat in, Sir?
eetsumkaus
how about this one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assessing_Russian_Activities_and_Intentions_in_Recent_US_Elections
PoppinLochNessHopster
Shills are not a conspiracy lol, they're completely proven to be employed on any popular social media for countless purposes.
TheInternetHasRuinedMeForever
Dude LOVES kids and animals in general. The west has a ton of bias against him but that's to be expected - the cold war never ended.
MericanNightmare
Dude LOVES polonium 210, violence, mayhem and chaos in general. The west is just pissy about election meddling and military expansion.
SluntBiggums
Could it be the active invasion of Ukraine? Election meddling? Perhaps his beautiful smile after murdering journalists can sway you.
ActionJohnnie
So did Stalin
BrianStuart
Yeah, because killing off political rivals, silencing the press and invading neighbors is no big deal.
ItsRealTalk
The bias comes from the rigging of elections, the murdering of critics and rivals, and the bigoted stances he has that lead to LGBT 1/2
ItsRealTalk
people being murdered and detained en mass in some areas. 2/2
ItsRealTalk
en masse*
TheInternetHasRuinedMeForever
Yeah, but we (Americunt here) arent pragmatic in our judgment. Our leadership is responsible for 10s of thousands of civilian deaths a year
TheInternetHasRuinedMeForever
Not to mention our own flagrant civil rights, environmental, financial/ethical on our own soil.
ItsRealTalk
I mean it's really apples to oranges. Our efforts in the Middle East have been confused for a long time, but we're at war (this isn't 1/2
McTerminator
so to win a war vs russia we just make an army of children and animals. e z
dogfrost9
We'll send in kids riding shetland ponies. It'll be a breeze.
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
Become evil to defeat evil, hmm.
Voxnobilus
Just because someone loves kids and animals does not make them a good person or a good leader
loveplusultra
HITLOR
pleasesarah
hahaha
NeelboBaggins
HORTLER
Mayonnaisetaskforce
Horchata
JapAnus
HILTR
SanderTheStrange
But it certainly puts them above other groups in the 'good person ranking'
SunnyHoneyLee
Wait till you hear about serial killers.
Thesmithlord
No, it just means they are human. Like the rest of us.
Voxnobilus
This is the hardest thing for young history students to learn someone can be a good person and the vilest person on the planet
Voxnobilus
Mao was a poet Hitler was a vegetarian who was obsessed with Disney and Mussolini wrote romance novels these are quirks
TheLaziestRaccoon
Well, it depends of how much you love kids
PompatusOfLove
Found the priest
YouEatYellowSnow
Hitler had owned four German Shepherds in his life. The last two were named Blondi and Muckl.
WantDownvotes
Thats the point hitler did nothing wrong it was just propaganda
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
I think Debbie Harry is still going
TrashAtItsFinest
He also, during his reign, banned boiling live lobster, and hunting for sport.
warmNchewey
Nice try russian hackers. Hes still a piece of shit.
SemenCongealment
I am not his supporter, but I believe different forge forges different tools.
warmNchewey
The forge doesn't do anything. The blacksmith has a choice to make a shield for protection or a sword for killing...
SemenCongealment
What if the situation calls for a sword? The same way US needed back during the independence war or French revolution from the monarchy?
MaladaptedMedic
Shit, at least their piece of shit is smart, ruthless, and calculating. Our piece of shit just has verbal diarrhea in front of media cameras
eetsumkaus
that's a good thing tbh. Imagine if we had a smart Trump
warmNchewey
Their piece of shit got their because of that...our piece of shit got their (although debated) because we are fucken stupid...
TheInternetHasRuinedMeForever
Shiiiiiit I been found out. Theyre all pieces of shit, my dude. Just dont let our pieces of shit convince you the other guys' POSs are worse
warmNchewey
Naw man. If you can't look at people and leadership and see drastic differences and just assume they are all POS...then you need to look dee
warmNchewey
per and try harder. There are good ones and we need them to be in leadership. Stop just saying they all suck and it doesnt matter...