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Jul 17, 2016 3:54 PM
MidThirties
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Eveythingistaken
Can confirm. Was a very Good night.
daishi27
Fact
evilskelete
The only thing my girlfriend is sucking on is the bottle
dono34
I'm gonna try and turn my gf into an alcoholic brb thanks fam
sadMILFAGE
Give her another bottle them
sadMILFAGE
Then*
fartharder
Top advice on giving a handjob: use your mouth.
bond100
Which is fine. The problem is when she falls asleep 5 headbobs in. Or throws up after two.
MrPippin42
Just don't drink enough that you forget to check if she has a penis, first.
YourWaifuIsTrash
That would solve so many problems, though. No worries about pregnancy, never on her period, probably more open to anal/blowjobs, >
YourWaifuIsTrash
and of course, familiar territory means it's easier to get her off!
OhhAPENNY
I dont fuck drunk people
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roonic86
Does this cover lawyer fees?
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MisanthropicAnthropoid
Unless you're married then she will just go to bed.
tarataqa
I'm married, but your wife still sucks me as well.
shakeyourbuddha
My greatest fear is to be married alive.
ForPetesAche
As a married man, can confirm.
AIComments
Before marriage, "alcohol+me=fun!", after marriage, "alcohol makes me sleepy"
Dzingara
Being married is why we drink and go to bed.
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Or fall asleep on the couch 10 minutes into the Netflix show she wanted you to watch together.
thatoneguywhoyouthoughtwasryanrenaldssexclamation
Or you will first.
MisanthropicAnthropoid
As a married man, if there is a 1% chance of any sexual activity I will stay up as long as necessary.
Mgiggity
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DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
Marriage sounds like hell.
trainingwhale71
It is
APrettyFdupOhLaLa
Yip
doucher
Not in my case. If my misses has had more than one glass of wine she's ready to shag.
UncleGrandpaBiscuits
Me too!
doucher
You too what?
eeyrjmr
There is a fine period between finishing the 1st glass and 1-2 sips of the 2nd where my wife is super horny. Any more =pass out
Rectunator
It's the same as that 1½ pints state for a male when he's super energetic and in the game, whatever the game is.
fartharder
Same here.
freegiant
You must go through a lot of rugs, slapping all those wine glasses out of her hand (in dramatic slow motion, of course)
Jovuss
Is she single?
Drknmonkey
Wife = single. WHAT A WORLD. I missed many opportunities it seems :/
daugbret
Many opportunities and at least one joke.
Drknmonkey
It's called sarcasm so I guess that makes 2 of us