SpaceX about to sacrifice a 100 virgins to rocket Gods.

Mar 10, 2018 3:40 PM

DutchWendigo

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And you thought their success came from their scientific and engineering ingenuity.

This are no virgins

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

why is whoopi goldberg on this picture?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like a field trip

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

holy crap I never realised how big those landers were

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I counted 238

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Occupy Mars" - Now that's some activism I can get behind!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My mother, my sister, my daughter, and my woman are the most amazing people. I bet these women are also.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

willing to bet not a one is actually a virgin

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I had 3 interviews and was ultimately turned down. I guess I won’t get to serve as a human sacrifice. :-(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How sure are you about the whole virgin thing?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What the hell are rocket gods, and those ain't no virgins

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Rocket gods like women with experience

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ahh, so that’s why it’s white. To match other kitchen appliances.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Good ol Musky... buttloads of money = buttloads of women

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

hey i've stood there before

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I doubt any of them are virgins. Nerdy women are sexy as hell!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

this pic plus my sisters odd obsession with Elon Musk I realize those are all somebodies sister. Bros don’t let them mount that rocket

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Pretty sure there are mostly non-virgins in that crowd.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

How do you think they got the job...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

Fuck up and move up I think

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Several of them are doing the black panther salute

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"sacrifice a 100 virgins..." what?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I guess the other 300 in the picture not virgins?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Damn, do they not hire anyone over 30? I'm a woman engineer over 40 and looking for a job, I'm guessing I shouldn't even apply there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

HEY I built a crane there!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give these souls to the omnissiah!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The Tithe is owed!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now let's play: find the black girl, ready... GO

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

There is 7 or 8, can't tell accurately with the resolution.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Why do they need so many secretaries?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 8

For the Emperor!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yellow shirt seems to stand out...

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

its the Maincharacter

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well she is wearing a yellow shirt

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Comment checks out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Science officer

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Front row, three from the left: definitely not a virgin.

8 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 29

You take things literally.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Things are literal.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Including the one off to the side in the jacket and nasa shirt? So the blonde?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

then 3 more over and 1 back is the BJ Queen, ready with the hair tied back

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Did you assume her vagina?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Glad to see someone using my screen grab

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

how can you tell?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn't get why

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I just randomly picked the person. I suppose it's a joke simply because it's total nonsense delivered with conviction.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 6

See you missed the joke I thought you were making, about first row dead center standing, white pull over green undershirt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be honest, pretty much all of them are probably not virgins

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

SpaceX does advertise reusability.

8 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 4

Slut rockets, anyone can get a ride.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Nail on head

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You? Your girl?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

No just look at her!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

Generic pixelated blonde girl in pants and long sleeves. I dare say you are comparing her to someone u know.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

And unlike that red-haired harlot, your girl has her legs closed. /S

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Look at WHAT exactly? You can’t tell what a person does/doesn’t do sexually by how they look; you have issues, dude...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Why is it only women?

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You got a problem with that, caveman? /s

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It because spaceGods think virgin man sacrifices are gay.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I think because heaven is full of jihadis. That's my scientific opinion and I base this on absolutely no facts.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because male virgin sacrifices don’t taste as good. To the gods, I mean.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Layoffs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found out they could pay em $0.77 instead of paying an $1 for a man. Gotta cut costs, ya know.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

they took the picture for women´s day

8 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 0

Good for them. I hope the females of the world had a really enjoyable day.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Unfortunately there was a lot more women bashing here than expected. But this picture was neat!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'll like mine on rye bread, with a slice if ham, cheddar cheese, salad, tomato and a pinch of black pepper.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Wow what the hell is YOUR problem?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because women are equals yet they find the need to point out anytime a woman does something

8 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 108

or because it was women,s day so they just had a squad pic?

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That's probably true, although it doesn't address what was being pointed out. :o

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 17, 2018 5:20 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

A "men's day" picture would have been instantly trampled by a violent feminazi mob.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 55

That’s because men already get recognition dude. “Men’s day” would be as useless and dumb as the men’s rights movement

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 16

Yes because men's rights are never negated or whatever just because in this day and age being a man is basically a fault by default.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

No it's not. Men's rights have a place and we do have an imbalance in our own areas

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Yes that's because men have always been in engineering and will always dominate it. It's to show women who are put off by this imbalance 1/

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 10

Real question: do you think we should do the same for men in fields dominated by women? Or at college, where they outnumber men?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

that there's nothing to worry about going in to the field and that even if there's only a few there will be other women 2/

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 7

I love being downvoted by feminazi mobs.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 17

That's imgur for you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

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Well maybe it's because we men have kept them kicked to the curb for so long that they feel that need dumbass. They are more than our equals

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 22

Cucked

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably a beta-male feminists, or a feme-nazi.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

"They are more than our equals"...See, that's where you lose people.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

If we held others up above ourselves for a change, we'd mutually excel. That's all I'm doing. Too bad you're lost.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Our goal is equality and that is plenty noble without being a white knight.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"men are evil, and women are superior". Nice

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Where did I say evil? History if rife with examples of men exercising oppressive authority over women. They couldn't vote till 1920's!!!

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