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Dec 21, 2021 2:50 AM
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Gryffter
So, “puff, puff, give”?
CarlostheBreadmeister
Puff puff pass.
RElGNMAN
Can you fucking NOT?! - Puffer Fish
SkamanSam
"Let's get high and have fun " /7cW2iiD_d.png?maxwidth=290&fidelity=grand
Paoloc0mments
Puffer puffer pass.
bardock
Winners dont do pufferfish neurotoxin
Schlagerfuzzi
paaasss the puffy to the left hand side
GANZTAL
Dolphins. What a bunch of bastards.
YeastInfectedWhiskerBiscuit
I swear, I read that this was actually false.
GetOffMyLawnYa
Everybody must get stoned!
rbudrick
Is there a source for this? How do you tell if a dolphin is high?
BiofilmsAreSexy
Imagine being high on both horizontal and vertical axes
ElbowDeepInSaintCelestine
*Internal screaming*
feelymcfeel
Why is it ironic?
ayemytato
puff puff pass
IVILegionIVI
Once again confirming dolphins are almost as assholish as humans.
Bestiarium
Not really. Dolphins aren't particularly malicious compared to other species.
IVILegionIVI
It’s their actions and intelligence combined. Dolphins are aware they are mean and rape-y, but don’t care about messing with non dolphins.
BrdCdn
No they are not. Stop personifying animals. They are not capable of complex thought.
IVILegionIVI
A lot of marine biologists disagree.
ElbowDeepInSaintCelestine
*Internal screaming*
Vladraconis
1) This was observed only once. I repeat : Only Once. 100% not enough for such a statement ; 2) TTX is a poison that kinda' freezes your 1/
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brain. Tetrodotoxin is a sodium channel blocker. It inhibits the firing of action potentials in neurons by binding to the voltage-gated 2/
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sodium channels in nerve cell membranes and blocking the passage of sodium ions into the neuron. This prevents the nervous system from 3/
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carrying messages and thus muscles from contracting in response to nervous stimulation. So, in short, that fact is fake.
mrromero
AGoodBoii
DrKonrad
"Um, Sir, please..."
narniasreal
My girlfriend waking up in the morning.
YoureNotGoingToLikeThis
"Oh SpongeBob, WHYYYY?"
RoadskiN
D:
ThaWhiteRanger
Oh Neptune
vowofsilence
Loool
MaadMaanMaatt
Her face when he monch bum
SharkoutofWata
Stahp!!
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
Mood
Savegeone007
#canyoudont
TemplarXero
A U E G H
OBx2
Oh no, not again.
tveye82
Endolphins
scoutMoonDiver
Heh heh heh.
DaCommandoz
Puff Puff Pass
balls84115
Thanks for reminding me I need glasses and the double pics
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Tell us when the top picture lines up with the bottom one
friendsofsandwiches
Dolphin singing "because I got higghh, because I got higghh, because I got hIIIIiiiiigh!"
apneax3n0n
Come on i remove it from my inner monologue just a week ago. Now it will just sing that all day long again
Gr8fldugisused
“Badadatdatdada….”
TChallaVanDam
Remember when he punched that random drunk girl in the face? Afroman was crazy.
JustAddMud
That's where the term 'Puff Puff Pass' comes from. Trust me, I'm an internet scientist.
dazergolf
don´t bogart the fish
Btch128
ASMITHANDWESSONBEATS4ACES
Pass the puffy on de left hand side
potatoqueen
Came straight to the comments looking for a puff puff pass comment. +1 good person
FlaminkoFactor
I got high and watched Planet Earth a few times.
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HappyEunuchorn
Wait for it!
Justchillindylan
Dolphins are just way worse when you learn about them, the whole raping thing threw me when I was 15
Onsvaltti
But they get in love with humans, and kill for them? ROMANCE
freckledkink
Imagine knowing this when you were 5 and falling off a boat and seeing a pod of dolphins swimming towards you.
bonetonelord
Humans do all sorts of incredibly fucked up shit too, yet no one feels the need to bring that up on every innocuous post about a human.
Jbelkin
Name all the animals ready to be tricked in being a bomb … humans …
Gryps2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog
phoenixaddams
There were anti water mine dolphins
Bestiarium
As a biologist it honestly confuses me why dolphins are considered 'the rapists of the sea'. I mean, nonconsensual sex is extremely common
Bestiarium
In the animal world. Lots of species don't even have a concept of consentual sex. Yet for some reason, dolphins are often considered evil
Bestiarium
for it, while other animals - including beloved species like dogs - are ignored.
kirmes
Because humans are stupid and think they need to force their views onto the world.
Carcer1337
Dolphins also have a rep for being very intelligent, though. I think people imagine they have the capacity to understand what they're doing.
BrdCdn
Being smart in relation to other animals doesn't mean they understand stiff like that. People just like to humanize animals.