Huffermingle
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I "accidentally" came across them on his computer, I feel terrible I'm not telling anyone and I hope the images go away I don't need to be thinking about her that way.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Cool
Jonr1222
Quick some one send this man new nudes his brain needs to reboot
FreekoftheHood
Is she hot?
pangyre
One of my best friend’s wife was in a Playboy pictorial. Not a confession. Good for him. Good for us all.
pokeman50
"Im not telling anyone" then proceeds to tell the entirety of the internet
MOKL112
Photos or it never happened....
BoobsAndGifs
Been there. Except he showed me when they were booking up, never thinking they would get married.
nightengale1
I was in a similar situation. I fapped so much
sleete
My friend's brother showed me a pic of his wife with a ball gag in her mouth.
obligatoryguy
You know that trick where you get rid of an ear worm by thinking of the end of the song? Well, you know what to do, @OP. Go for it.
anyone2643
That's nothing I was cleaning up a computer for my boss as a side job and found tons of nude pictures of both him and his wife... I have 1/2
anyone2643
2/2 see him daily.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
you emailed yourself copies right? btw it's not that big a deal.
Aurelz
A word in quotations usually indicates the opposite...
SailboatWallpaper
Pics or it didn't happen
SirKomlinthe4th
Dammit, u bear me to it!
bcrager26
just wanted you to know i downvoted to try and keep it in usersub. trying to help
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
"came"
DavyDavyDave
"Accidentally"?
continuousrasterization
Wait until you see them, "sword fight cosplay"
Gopvifootball
So when you say "accidentally" in quotes does that mean you actually searched through his phone in hopes of finding some homemade porn.
NotSoSmartAlek
obviously
cogs
That's pretty shitty. I mean, a good, upstanding person would've made copies and posted them for all of us. Selfish cocksucker.
TheInvasionPlan
I'm the person to just admit to my friend or her that I saw the pics just to get it out of the way. Unless you were up to no good OP.
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Do you know what quotations are used for? In this case, if you put them around accidentally you mean you did it on purpose...which means
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
You were purposely going through his computer looking for nudes of his wife. Man, you're a garbage friend.
Huffermingle
You're probably right.
ThatJerkYouKnow
You can't control how you feel, but you can control how you behave. A good friend of my wife and I have crushes on each other pretty solid--
ThatJerkYouKnow
for upward of 10 years, now. We've never behaved inappropriately. It's just an attraction, nothing to worry about. Be an adult, quit --
ThatJerkYouKnow
stressing over something that is literally NOTHING, until you let it be. It's just a boob, eesh, handle yourself.
HurtYou
"handle yourself" he says.
tmleadr03
Had a guy show me his wife naked. It was distracting talking with her.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
I don't get why guys think that's an okay thing to do.
marylanddd
why'd he do that?
kuhzoo
As in a photo or she came out and had a conversation with you while naked?
tmleadr03
Photo. She has a nice ass and some very decent tits.
learntotakejoke
Lol asking important questions
kuhzoo
#That'sSomeone'sFetish
Howdidjadewdat
kuhzoo
Hmmm? What do we have here? An erection? Well then.
krugle
An old fuck buddy and a friend got married awhile ago, when we hang out and talk to her I just think "you've had my dick in your mouth"
OnlyUpvoteButthole
Had a fuck buddy go a2m before a party, got drunk and madeout with some dude that was trying to "out alpha" me. Just sat there with (1/2)
OnlyUpvoteButthole
My friends watching and laughing, then took her upstairs for a2m round 2. She went back down and kept making out with him. Fuckin loved her
ChimpDetective
What a ride
itxtalone
you can think that of alot of people, "you've had a dick in your mouth"
nasreal
I mean, statistically, more adult people than not have probably had a dick in their mouth.....
HowDoIAdult
Your mom has probably had a dick in her mouth. Don't think about that the next time you see her.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
That was a little evil.
NotSoSmartAlek
Or do.
nasreal
IsItMeOrDoesItSmellLikeUpdogInHere
My male cousin was showing me pictures of his and his now wife's trip. He forgot to delete the one of her naked with his Dick in her mouth
LarryDNJR
"forgot"
pocsaclypse
theres only one way to assuage your guilt over this. you have to "accidentally" save them off his comp and then "accidentally" post them.
Huffermingle
Lol if I accidentally post them on imgur I'll be accidentally banned.
pocsaclypse
hmm, good point. id say you should accidentally pm them to me but im probably just ruining the joke at this point.
LokiShinigami
It's only a joke if you get caught
fruitlessefforts
You can just make a dummy account
trovan
Is she hot?
JimSilly
Asking the real questions.
Huffermingle
2 kids c section. Still has figure.
sckrlfe
Proof?
thatsthewayitisfornow
that wasn't the question
Talmorean
Ah the C section = 40 year old car with > 6k miles.
Sticklebrickk
I hope you know that > is more than and < is less than
Talmorean
Alligator nom nom nom
deelane
soooooooo........yes.......
deelane
?
MrWolfwood
Sounds like she needs 3 kids and a D section, huh, HUUUUH
genericusername20
I could never be attracted to a woman who has had kids.
NotSoSmartAlek
Guess you're never having kids, then.
genericusername20
Damn straight!
BlackTwitterRep
What kind of figure ?
Jigokushueki
A figure C
DinoKebab
capital O
100percentuseless
Solid 5/7
Vanderhugen
Kung fu action grip GI Joe
Freakiestsumo
Action figure
lazerhosen
Go figure
ImGladWeHadThisChat
Figure 8
Huffermingle
7/10 would do her.
BurgundyBurrito
Oh well then I don't see the issue
ThundaTundraRumbla
5/7...good odds
Orb99
There we go, the info we need
fedepunchis
We all know you meant 5/7.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
well there is your problem
LochnessMonsterSomeDaysOnly
Do it, do it for the people!!!!
Ironicgimmickaccount
You just have to be one of the three, @op
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
A 6
buce123
Is she a 6 out of 10, or hunchbacked with a belly?
ZVerix
Miss. B10.
nahgofuckyourself
Bingo.