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Ok, but what if your non-sapient dragon eats non-kosher food before shabbat? Does its breath contaminate the candles? What if the candles are on the birthday cake? I have so many questions!!
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I don't know how to thank everyone for being awesome!! I do know how to say this: YOU! YOU MATTER. STOP. PLEASE. LISTEN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IMPORTANT YOU ARE. PLEASE. WE LOVE YOU.
Chinkoro
#27 I’d be up for it if they had one
Bladepilot
Hell yeah
eth3792
#33 I remember that from before I discovered the internet. That, and Microsoft Hearts...
GingerParade
Here is my keyboard smash: “Hooch could coyotes take light drink aerobics.” I’m proud of it.
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
#4 sounds like modern pop lyrics.
nervesatme
Icaaro
GODDAMMIT, MR.NOODLE.
hopptart
There's always the one that gets posted twice.
VonC86
I saved it twice because I loved it so much hahaha
RocknRootRanchcuzallwegotisrocksandrootsandafewtrees
These were amaze-balls! I've saved a bunch, thanks.
DarkBlazingMemes
#34 I'm literally just lone wolf lol
LiillooDallasMultipass
MagnateXell
I read #4 in Rick's voice and was not disappointed
tosomethisisarandomcollectionofletters
Good to know my vista repair tool still works on Windows 8.
Feynmaniac
HELL YEAH
Lathor
HEEELLL YEAH
cupcake10304
The Judaism one had me dying. So on point.
Mumalot
#1 HELL Ye... *fwumps into unconsciousness*
wherearemytesticles
It's funny how you can tell OP's personality from these images.
Glormax
The one about braces during the apocalypse is my nightmare
jherazob
"Oh look, it's that zombie with braces again"
angrymoustacheseals
#11 is how I feel about nursing exams
HairyPicklePuller
#10 is actually kinda cute and heartwarming.
chaoticbear1
Are you a hairy pickle-puller or a hairy-pickle puller?
HairyPicklePuller
Neither, my name is a coded geographic location of where I hid my secret pirate treasure.
ADS53
GODDAMMIT MR NOODLE!
Strict666
Hell yeah !
TheIncredibleOnion
That was the best dump I’ve seen in days. Good job!
+1
IronicJeremyIrons
I am going to count on you to be a part of this team and I hope you have a great day and I will see you soon for the next time I am in a
IronicJeremyIrons
The y me gustaría que lo enviaras en un rato a tu correo de trabajo y te la llevo en el día para poder hacer las correcciones del tema del
IronicJeremyIrons
I'm just so frustrated and frustrated that I'm not going to be able-bodied and not being able es un juego que se puede jugar en cualquier lu
ErisAlicor
#18 I've got several stories for this one. Like when I was seven and my dad gave me $20 in quarters and I spent it on beef jerky and 1/?
ErisAlicor
Bouncy balls. There were 2 girls at the same hotel, same age, and they didn't have any quarters, so after eating all my beef jerky and 2/3?
ErisAlicor
Filling the bag with bouncy balls I let them help me throw all of them down the hallway before they got to keep a bunch
ErisAlicor
I hope they remember me as much as I'll always remember them
venomlash
#16 accurate. The Talmud contains a discussion of whether being in a tower floating above a graveyard counts as walking in a graveyard.
venomlash
Also some rabbi asked what side of a line a bird with one foot on each side is considered to be on, and he got thrown out for asking.
DemonsPain88
Talmud in general is just to sharpen the mind and to think outside the box, some of the questions in there are hilariously odd!
Arkatie
#34 scarlet beast.
LanaDelReyy
White Fang
intergalactic1ness
#1:HELL YEAH!
noneyobusisness
Fuck yea!!!
wherearemytesticles
HELL YEAH!
24738
Hell Yeah! Pls...kill me
metalheadmafia
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StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
Stayed in bed until 4 pm today and yesterday and the day before that! Hell yeah!
down2stars
HELL YEAH
MollyNapQueen
Hell yeah
ReadySetBake
What he said.
soupizgud
hell yeah...
Aerok64
Hell yeah
ShibeDogeBork
Hell yeah
igotyoursauce
Hell yeah!
noneyobusisness
Fuck yea!!!
Biteymcbiteface
I'd like to introduce the person who wrote #11 to Danish
VonC86
Oh god please explain. If it's worse than French I'd love to see it!
Biteymcbiteface
They don't say 50. They say 2,5×20. For example
Jattetont
Plus the 'times twenty' is implicit and they put the ones before the tens (or twenties).
Jattetont
So e.g. 54 is something like "four and half-threetimes"
Biteymcbiteface
Or well. One half to three times 20.
mrawzzome
Is that 30?
Biteymcbiteface
No 50