Phone Dump

Dec 31, 2017 12:39 PM

VonC86

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Ok, but what if your non-sapient dragon eats non-kosher food before shabbat? Does its breath contaminate the candles? What if the candles are on the birthday cake? I have so many questions!!

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I don't know how to thank everyone for being awesome!! I do know how to say this: YOU! YOU MATTER. STOP. PLEASE. LISTEN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IMPORTANT YOU ARE. PLEASE. WE LOVE YOU.

#27 I’d be up for it if they had one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#33 I remember that from before I discovered the internet. That, and Microsoft Hearts...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here is my keyboard smash: “Hooch could coyotes take light drink aerobics.” I’m proud of it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 sounds like modern pop lyrics.

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GODDAMMIT, MR.NOODLE.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's always the one that gets posted twice.

8 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

I saved it twice because I loved it so much hahaha

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

These were amaze-balls! I've saved a bunch, thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#34 I'm literally just lone wolf lol

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I read #4 in Rick's voice and was not disappointed

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Good to know my vista repair tool still works on Windows 8.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HELL YEAH

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HEEELLL YEAH

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The Judaism one had me dying. So on point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 HELL Ye... *fwumps into unconsciousness*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's funny how you can tell OP's personality from these images.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one about braces during the apocalypse is my nightmare

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Oh look, it's that zombie with braces again"

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#11 is how I feel about nursing exams

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 is actually kinda cute and heartwarming.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Are you a hairy pickle-puller or a hairy-pickle puller?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Neither, my name is a coded geographic location of where I hid my secret pirate treasure.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

GODDAMMIT MR NOODLE!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah !

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was the best dump I’ve seen in days. Good job! +1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am going to count on you to be a part of this team and I hope you have a great day and I will see you soon for the next time I am in a

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The y me gustaría que lo enviaras en un rato a tu correo de trabajo y te la llevo en el día para poder hacer las correcciones del tema del

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I'm just so frustrated and frustrated that I'm not going to be able-bodied and not being able es un juego que se puede jugar en cualquier lu

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#18 I've got several stories for this one. Like when I was seven and my dad gave me $20 in quarters and I spent it on beef jerky and 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bouncy balls. There were 2 girls at the same hotel, same age, and they didn't have any quarters, so after eating all my beef jerky and 2/3?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Filling the bag with bouncy balls I let them help me throw all of them down the hallway before they got to keep a bunch

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I hope they remember me as much as I'll always remember them

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#16 accurate. The Talmud contains a discussion of whether being in a tower floating above a graveyard counts as walking in a graveyard.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Also some rabbi asked what side of a line a bird with one foot on each side is considered to be on, and he got thrown out for asking.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talmud in general is just to sharpen the mind and to think outside the box, some of the questions in there are hilariously odd!

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#34 scarlet beast.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White Fang

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#1:HELL YEAH!

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Fuck yea!!!

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HELL YEAH!

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Hell Yeah! Pls...kill me

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Stayed in bed until 4 pm today and yesterday and the day before that! Hell yeah!

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HELL YEAH

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Hell yeah

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What he said.

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hell yeah...

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Hell yeah

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Hell yeah

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Hell yeah!

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Fuck yea!!!

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I'd like to introduce the person who wrote #11 to Danish

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Oh god please explain. If it's worse than French I'd love to see it!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

They don't say 50. They say 2,5×20. For example

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Plus the 'times twenty' is implicit and they put the ones before the tens (or twenties).

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So e.g. 54 is something like "four and half-threetimes"

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Or well. One half to three times 20.

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Is that 30?

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No 50

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