Laser light confined to path of water flow

Jul 28, 2026 11:11 PM

The scientific name for this phenomenon is "hematuria".

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Just as red as urine, interesting.

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Goddamnit science is cool.

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Go pee before you turn on the sound

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The basis of the modern internet

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If your pee looks like that get to the ER immediately!

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They have medicine for that problem...

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Thus showing that light can 100% bend under the right circumstances.

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This is how fiber optic cables work.

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So what are you going to do with that bucket of lazers?

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How old is this setup? I haven’t seen a pop bottle like that with the black base and the flange at the top since the 80’s.

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This is how Jesus turned water to wine.

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That's rad!

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↑ A peek in the bucket would have been cool.

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When I pee, Doc, it's just blood. All blood.

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And how's the data rate?

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Ah, It glows when I pee

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As long as it's not red.

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If you leave it running in the background with sound on while you're in another tab it sounds like a guy taking a really long pee.

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Wow, that bucket is getting full of laser!

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There’s SO MUCH laser in that bucket, I want some!

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anything special about the water or is it just H²O

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You can test this at home, if you stuck a laser pointer in your ass and then pee in a bucket.

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Cool now i have to pee.

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Try putting a laser in the flow and post the results

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You can get small lasers that fit in the bore of a firearm. Are people still doing bod mod stuff?

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and now i can't take a piss unless i'm listening to the Tron soundtrack

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Just pray it's not the same color

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I am peeing right now

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Are you still peeing?

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You need to get that looked at.

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Huh, I wonder why that happens

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Total internal reflection where the water has a higher index of refraction than the air. Such as when you look into water and the light bends, from the water side, the slight angle cannot exit.

In fairness, the headline "confined to path" begets that you can see red because the light is not being wholly contained.

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Water stream acts as an optic fiber. Laser bounces off the surface of the water so it stays inside the stream. Optic fibers used in communication use the same principle, except with a solid material instead of water.

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The laser is reflecting off the surface of the water like a mirror, bouncing farther down the stream

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Interesting. Sometimes I forget light isnt something physical (maybe?) that can just push thru things and do its own stuff.

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First time I've seen this was on David Letterman show. He would bring kids on to science experiments

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sex robot STD

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Fuxk you.... i would have thought of that eventually.... but you ruined it!! You ruined everything!!!... upvote for you.

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upgrade to the new model v

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What does he want?

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He wants seeeeeeeeeeex

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Laminar flow acting as a fiber optic

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TIR

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If it were total internal reflection, would light be escaping all down the path of the flow like that?

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I'm not sure. I suppose it could be scattering due to impurities in the water. TIR depends on the light hitting the boundaries at small angles. Photons scattered by impurities could be directed towards the sides at higher angles. The glass in optical cables is exceptionally pure. And the fibers are very thin which forces the angles to be small. The water stream is massive by comparison so probably not ideal.

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Total internal refraction

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so, water optic?

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I'm going to go with aqua optic.

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Aquatic? No, that sounds like an existing word.

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Waptic

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That's when the laser's inserted into Cardi B, I think.

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or ... laminar fiber? a possible futuristic Indiana Jones escape ploy

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Can't use laminar fiber to make lamellar armor unfortunately.

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Hydroptic?

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Nice!

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