Redday001
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That has got to be one of the funniest things I've seen.
Apr 6, 2016 11:33 PM
Redday001
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113
12
That has got to be one of the funniest things I've seen.
igobeder
Trump Towers, and with what is leftover, the Wynn in Las Vegas.
MaryJaneSunshine
Well if I knew I was getting paid, Id do it a lot more.
janicefromfriendslefttitty
Let's just say I wouldn't have to masturbate anymore.
LZYRMN
Are we counting like every time I've ever done it? Probably a brand new super car.
stilldrunkenest
I would be a central figure in the Panama Papers
YanYoon
A new computer.
iamsaola
The question should instead be "What couldn't you buy?"
OrC23
An approximation of self respect.
Howdoilife
I could buy sex
shankill
The Presidency!
RainbowGandalf
Huh I really wouldn't have that much. I should masturbate more. Does buttstuff count for double?
DoktorLurker
$12,045
Turtleproof
A clone of myself, double my income by the time it hits puberty.
MissMath
Now you're thinking
BananaJack
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m118otijL81qapzvgo1_500.gif
yay4me
A used car maybe?
FuckComcast
this election
Wulfgang77
Even if you don't get upvoted to the moon, just know that I spat out my gummy worms from your comment.
trybalwolf
I could get starbucks every single day.
RainbowGandalf
I laughed, buddy. You must masturbate like 4-7 times a day :)
trybalwolf
Yeah, about that many.... heh... Used to be asexual, then that changed to hypersexual...
trybalwolf
I've gotten to know my right hand very well.