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Group chat
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Girl scout cookies aren't that good. Besides you can buy their generic versions at the store.
KoopaKommander
Yeah, a giant lesbian orgy, where no one has sex with him because they're gay. At least he got to watch.
DilligafDiva
Got it - Trump is the Jar Jar Binks of Earth. This makes so much damn sense.
lgo187
A Challenger appears. But is it a competitor to my dump?! Probably
toomuchtunerfish
That sounds about right for Fayetteville
AtheistNotAntiTheist
tacoparlor
Laziness and genius go together pretty often actually.
mkitch36
Killing for a puppy, someone idolizes son of sam
GoodnessGraciousGreatBallsOfFiree
I have 13 hours played on BF2, 6 of that being the story, and I have all heroes other than Palpatine. I preordered the game before the drama
jordork87
"500 word count" Cute.
AdvonKoulthar
IS THAT A BRINKLEDRANK REFEREE???
SpaceGhostPostToPost
Exsqueeeze meeee
ItsAlreadyBeenBroughten
Bob- Bobert
DresdenPedalTimpani
skruttet
"the groupchat" as if everyone is paet of one. Is it a big thing, groupchats?
hwatL4bloopy
Bob == Bobert
ChuckWeiss
Is a hippopothamos a hippopothomas, or just a really cool opothomas?
CptSazerac
#3 is wrong. Mike is short for Micycle.
Towerizer
#6 has a naked dude in the reflection on the eggplant. he really did miss her ;)
BlueskydragonFX
#1
GirdleTurtle
Indexing: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25 #26 #27 #28 #29 #30
GirdleTurtle
#31 #32 #33 #34 #35 #36 #37 #38 #39 #40 #41 #42 #43 #44 #45 #46 #47 #48 #49 #50
HomicidalDwarvenPupper
#51 #52 #53 #54 #55 #56 #57 #58 #59 #60 #61 #62 #63 #64 #65 #66 #67 #68 #69 #70 #71 #72 #73 #74 #75 #76 #77 #78 #79 #80
GirdleTurtle
Thanks, I’ll add these to the template for future reference
Sabellion
#32 I was trying for too long to figure out how a mass orgy turned mass burial wasn't the inverse of 100 speech more than the orgy itself.
LastThoughtsOnWoodyGuthrie
Manbat. A bat with the skills of man.
BarkingBlackbird
Taxes?
LastThoughtsOnWoodyGuthrie
Taxes and anxiety.
IStillGiveOutDickPics
Manbat is already a thing. http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Man-Bat learn your batman lore JFC karen.
LastThoughtsOnWoodyGuthrie
So he's turned into. 'A bat with the skills of man'.
FishSausages
Is that Peter Forsberg?
fruust
Yeah, he introduced crocs to Sweden so we call them 'foppatofflor' (Forsberg slippers) here
FishSausages
Man, I am sorry. But I was there for his jersey retirement, so that kinda makes up for it
ShesMyWomanNordStyle
500 word count had me on the verge of screaming. Whoever posted that does not know true pain.
whoawhatacoolusername
I can write an introduction that's more than 500 words.
Unravelled
Uhhh are you ok there
Djurze
I mean 500 words that's like nothing, NOTHING!
biggreencow
500 words is a smaller amount than you should fill, but when you are trying to extend the words, make them longer and superfluous, and extra
flamingflamingo
I've left 500 word comments.
RoganLun
Looking forward to the first Batbat movie.
Hutchy01
Batbat begins.
Deliveryham
The return of batbat
Hutchy01
Batbat v Superbat.
ohwhenwilldeathcome
Batbat and Robat, based on the novel Push by Sapphire
dewneot
The bees got me
CthulhuApproved
Bees?
UrMomDoubleGay
Glad to make you laugh man!
HeatFromFire
beyondblack
Bee realistic, that wasn't so funny.
happyolives
Gegenschein
dowingba
Is 40 hours considered too long to play a game? I'm over 320 hours in Breath of the Wild.
MoyerTheDestroyer47
For a multiplayer game to unlock ONE hero and absolutely nothing else? Yes, it's too long.
ohhhhhhello
Nah. I’ve put 1000+ between multiple Skyrim saves. But that 40hr figure is for in multiplayer. No thank you.
Molesterbator
I mean 40 hours is nothing in PvP though? I expect more from a AAA game, and without progression, there's really no reason to play a game.?
superflusive
I would imagine that you'd be pretty annoyed if you didn't get the bow and arrow until the 80 hour mark (alternatively 15$ in the eshop).
dowingba
Is Darth Vader an early-game unlock?
superflusive
most people protesting think that he should be.
EmoBacon
i want to cosplay as a llama cosplaying as a crab
DownwiththeSun
That's a llobster.
EmoBacon
irrelevent
notthepersonyourthinkingof
Well if you want to do it accurately it's the difference between walking backwards or side to side
UrMomDoubleGay
PotentiallyHumorous
I want to cosplay as you cosplaying as a lama cosplaying as a crab.
bandy600
I want to cosplay as you cosplaying him, cosplaying as a llama, caosplaying a crab.
GlassCannon570
And I want to cosplay as… a personification of Saturn’s moon Titan.
Deliveryham
I want to cosplay as you, cosplaying as him, cosplaying as OC, cosplayinh as a llama, cosplaying a crab
Deliveryham
The dreaded h... so much work ruined