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I need some good fckin milk
Mar 7, 2020 4:18 PM
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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Jimthebutler
This breath milk is fucking raw
Brunoemf90
First words: Lamb sauce
yeaaadude
Mummy have I been taking your B6? I can notice
QueefSupreme
Berguh
minotaurforeskin
Baby: “your tits are like saggy sad sacs of soggy crab cakes, this milk tastes like it expired before my conception. Wow. Damn.”
Nunyajonesinc
I give those titties two thumbs down, the milk's gone bad!
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
this baby shit looks and tastes like baby shit!
llloyd04
Reminds me of when someone asked one of his older sons to imitate his Dad. He asked if he could curse. :D
Zeldajuice
Thoxik
Erina Nakiri; "This lacks depth of flavor."
chloramphenicolderivative
This fist of dirt is fucking raw
amyhadalittlepond
This milk is dry!
MidnightAtMandS
"Finally, some good fucking tits."
prs722
Is that milk fresh? It tastes like it just came out of the fucking freezer!
BobbyBoops
How come he looks like Bobby Flay? ?
DeadandCold
Where’s the lamb sauce
bitmvr
This nipple is fucking raw!
Cakinator
That’s not his son it’s his grandson Oscar!
michellegaschetunavailable365
Always think it's kinda sad to see little ones with such pronounced scowls.
Cranbananarama
Food rage is genetic. "You call this breast milk?! IT'S ROTTEN!"
koops
“This is what you get when you fooking raw dog!”
bigmrt
Non non non. Mother, FFS, what do you call this? Cat's piss?
GetOffMyLawnYa
"What have you been eating, woman??? This milk tastes like cheese!!!"
TakuanSoho
BLAST !
ruferto
"mother, you've been eating garlic again"
Ironska710
You know what you are? You're a booby sandwich!
SometimesAfox
isnt that kid like... 18 now?
Dentistman
he got a new bebeh
SometimesAfox
He is 53 year old his wife is 43! Nooooo really!? That’s horrible poor child
SometimesAfox
His children are having children gods all over 50 should get the snip snips.
TheDustyOne
Is this fresh or powdered??
AISummonerBot
IT'S POWDERED. POWDERED.
InoffensivePablum
This breast milk is BLAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDD!
CmfMttnPpl
Would it fucking kill you to eat some fruit. Maybe a fucking pineapple you twat
CubbyPawws
You call those boobs?
ButterTartsWithRaisins
It tastes like f*cking donkey milk!
BreenW
Where's the fucking lamb sauce?
DrasticBastard
You’re going to serve this old spoke pathetic think? You’re going to kill someone!!!
ThatsGrimKraken
Look at this, its fucking raw!
DanniLuxgarbe
I would hope so; It's so fresh the cow's still dribbling!
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Doesn’t he have a ton of kids?
3timesaday1
Most people just count them. You must be American
rilltawk
Does he have a large, counted number of kids? Would that have been correct?
UnpopularOpinionsGuy
He must have at least a bear's litter's worth of kids.
HappyLittleBoozer
Remind me why we can't favourite comments yet‽
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Lol nice
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
how delightfully drole
boberan
Most people aren't picky assholes
NeverUnmuteTheGIF
He didn't spell it 'tonne' so probably
DeguRatface
How many washing machines is that? I don't understand.
BurntToast127
TariLuinweME
Sorry but can someone convert this thread to kilograms? Thanks from Canada.
Youareabold1
More than 10
cantthinkofacoolusername
VodkaReindeer
Only Americans could make up a ton with five kids!
bustyalexa
Savage
rilltawk
Dogs have litters that big, but look how many tits that have!
rilltawk
*they
rilltawk
So u don’t know how many kids then? U didn’t count? Does that mean u’re American as well? Or U & Americans don’t count them, but most do?
Rusty87
The joke is counting kids by their gross weight (a ton).
rilltawk
Most Americans got that when the first guy asked. With SO MANY of something [kids], better use bulk measurements. At least u got there.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
Bruh are you retarded
hejaddle33000
Hey look, an American!
CUBErk
myhousesmellsliketuna
Your comments make no sense
snowblol
5.
rilltawk
Dogs have litters that big, but look how many tits! I’d accept people having broods if each leech had its own breast, OR ~2ish per “family.”
WhatsYourStoryHomie
Thank god no one needs or much cares for your acceptance
rilltawk
Likewise, I’m sure, sullen wretch. ;)
redstick
Shalom.
rilltawk
Aleichem Shalom.
RelartOfGivia
Bout tree fiddy
klucky
Gawt dayum Lochnezmonsta!
Cooter961relaxitsakindofturtle
Everything I've seen with him around kids his included makes me think he is a really great dad so good for him
rilltawk
Dogs have litters that big, but look how many tits! I’d accept people having broods if each leech had its own breast, OR ~2ish per “family.”
LuncheonsAndDragons
He once had to buy a special pig for a dish, then go get a second one in secret because he let his kids name the first.
mikmeh
He also let his kids name the turkeys they were raising and then when he cooked them labeled which one they were eating. Source F word.
mikmeh
And it was great, his kids know where their food comes from
LuncheonsAndDragons
That IS great.
qwiggles
Never give it a name!
saintbrun
Agreed. From what I've seen & heard, he's a solid husband and father.
Clockworker
I mean he's probably a good father but he cheated on his wife for quite a period of time. But they also seem to have patched it up so idk
Noob3rts
(1) Gordon had a 10 yr affair with a woman who is legit called a "Professional Mistress," but I agree that he is a good husband and dad in
Noob3rts
(2) almost every sense of the word. I'll be honest though, I doubt it was just with that woman.
wtforero
I don’t condone cheating in the least, but I feel the amount of women throwing themselves at you because of $and fame, skews the #s
BaZookaJaneDoe
He has 5
rilltawk
Dogs have litters that big, but look how many tits! I’d accept people having broods if each leech had its own breast, OR ~2ish per “family.”
OtterlyMagnificent
I know at least one of them looks exactly like him, and swears exactly like him.
chetnixandflill
But they weigh 400lbs each so...yeah, a ton.
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mushmonster
Average family size in EU is 2.3 as of 2018. For US was 3.14 in 2019.
rilltawk
The average U.S. family size is pi ?!? At least it’s a nice round number!
anergia
Here in Scandinavia we have on average 1-2 kids each. Europe is a big place, America.
Shawnthegirl
Don't lump us altogether.
anergia
sorry?
jessiepinkman
But that comment came from ONE GUY THO lol
anergia
true
dave262
Technically it came from the 13th
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Yeah, there is also plenty of Scandinavian blood in America FYI.
anergia
Yes, I know. your point being..?
anergia
Yes, I know. your point being..?
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
I don't remember
TasteTheCookie
The continent with a declining/ageing population ?
CringeCreator
Yeah and i heard hes got another one in the oven
POTUSBrown
That's not a good place to keep children.
alittletime
*frowns in German*
SkinIsStrongFleshIsWeak
It was fucking raw
ThreeTimesFast
My mom told me that one of our great grandmothers used to keep her kids in the oven with it on very low setting- to keep the kids warm.....
DarnYouToHeck
My great gran did that with a premature baby she'd had, there was a drawer intended to keep something toasty while the oven was on, saved /1
DarnYouToHeck
The babies life if I remember right /2