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Apr 26, 2021 2:56 AM
DavidBrannock
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Bytencoder
No offense.. Nun taken!!
SQLdragon
How do you get a nun off of a ladder?
Digimontana
Plumbers don't wear ties.
Nekocatz13
mplslov3ly
Donuts don't wear alligator shoes.
waltjrimmer
Imagine being an assassin and getting killed on the job because you picked the one day out of seven that you could have gotten caught.
CayCatty
This looks like a bomb meme template
sl3dg3hamm3r
BrickSniper33
Okay, just to be clear for those that never watched this episode: this is not how things actually play out. Also The nun is an assassin dude
SheldonCooperBSMSMAPSHandScDOMGright
This is like "Luther", when he yawns and the woman doesn't yawn back, thus proving she's a psycho. It's nutso logic and i love it.
DirtCat
The 80's was such a wonderful time. Holy hell do I miss that era...
mayorofdrixdale
I love the 80s - I don't miss the fashion, though...
xenorac
Best TV and best music!
thosearntpillows
Was that a church of ladder day saints?
usernamemustbe4characterslonger
Maybe he just wanted to taser her
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Those tousers are one strong fart away from ripping.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Work?
YpsilantiRomani
That nun was played by David Bowie
donttrustthemoon
Want nun of that business
rbudrick
What kind of meat does the pope eat? Nun.
rantares113
Don't fuck with MagnumPI, especially when he's got a tight stone-washed jean crotch shot coming up.
AnnieGitchYerGun
I struggle with the knew Magnum PI. He just seems kinda weak. Especially on that Hawaii 50 crossover episode. But the new Macguyver?!
AnnieGitchYerGun
Currently watching multiple episodes a day. It's good 'ol cheesy fun.
dogestyle
There's a new macGyver??
AnnieGitchYerGun
Yes! It has George Eads as Dalton. He's fantastically funny. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1399045/
Chikarasan
"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes" - Black Dynamite
jungleofthesenses
"Did you se the sunrise this morning?"
Sopbil
EchoWhiskyBravo
Fantastic show.
themobileappisbroken
Magnum got all the bitches falling at his feet.
DeathIsNotMyPath
Including the ones he shot
Eiladar
Pornstaches and Ferraris will do that.
dogestyle
Have you seen his stache, his ride and his shorts?
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FreshNews247
RSMT
WoodyTugboat957
arbitrarium
Yeah but when people try and recreate this kind of stuff it just feels forced and shit (hobo with a shotgun)
Jartkill
That is the 1 day I would expect them to work
FreshNews247
WannabeMrsClause
I need sauce for this immediately
MyBigMouth
Magnum PI season 2 episode 13. Vid: https://youtu.be/-KexbnVbrqk
IFavouriteEveryPostISee
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Digimontana
You're the MVP.
Zorkman
So, like... He was chasing somebody... And they had a nun outfit with them? And quickly changed into it? And climbed a nearby ladder?
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
...Yeah?
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
in his defense the nun shot at him first
dogestyle
nun solo shot first
yanaimean
3dartwork
TC you ol son of a bitch what you up to today?
tooomanystevesgotbanned
WTF do nuns do?
MstrES
Chucks
CaptainCabinetsTrappedInCabinets
Nun smoking
DobryPolak
Windows, apparently.
Crandangle
Sing "every sperm is sacred" by monty python
killerswiller
Pray, meditate, help their local community/local parish(es), run charities/orphanages, and in some cases they are nurses or teachers.
MonarchLamoura
Be hot
Sage042000
Looks like window washing, maybe.
Sage042000
Or I guess from the text, crime.
combatwombat0
Probably work a lot and do charity events and daycares. Might have their own gardens. I've seen a memory care run by nuns
vonsmallhausen
Well I can tell you that they DON'T work on Sunday...
SadToSay
They better not or else...
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
It depends on the type of nunnery and M.O. of their order. Some pray a lot, some do charity & community service, some teach, etc.
siler7
Are there nunnery sergeants?
Lakeylake
Nun of your business
Gamersaurus9
Raadottaja
nadeboy
Comment of the day for me right here!
PooPculture
Porn apparently.
HeyMcFly6
Certainly not working on Sundays, thats for sure
TerribleBaconMistake
Harbour parole violators and their adoptive daughters, who may or may not sing.
brobinson2001
Which movie?
TerribleBaconMistake
Les Misérables
GabbiTheSwedishNerdGirl
ImgurPlz
Should be top comment
Saxxon92
You ever been in a cockpit before?
Akurei00
So you like gladiator movies?
GabbiTheSwedishNerdGirl
Ever seen a grown man naked?
brobinson2001
Harbor Vegas showgirls in Witness Protection
WonderfunkJones
hitdog42
gjm147
They have a number of habits.
Ministellar
SophiesMum
Skawomplious
GuyWithDog
Most things as in regular daily life. Just in a different place and different clothes. It's surprisingly normal
eetsumkaus
masturbating?
ShelbyXL
Definitely.
GondwanaCraton
Well they supposedly can't have sex. So of course lots of masturbating.
SlotCarsarejustsmallteslas
They raid their sin cave
anotherdeadaquarian
That's a pretty loose way to determine whether you are shooting a nun or not
mcshady
In the first panel lit looks like she's drawing a pistol, Im guessing he turned and saw that.
nullbr
Not on the 80's
evilcarp
If she was really a Nun she was a bad one. Problem solved either way.
StenYngve
Unfortunately this is the furthest science has come thus far
orionrh
If you watch the scene the nun shoots first. Magnum P.I. had no choice. If he had that thought & suddenly shot her. That would be loose.
Yowhatsupyo
You're clearly not from the eighties
TheBrickumentarian
He's just evoking God's wrath.
3uPr1me
to be fair us policemen usually shoot for less reason. Things like "just existing"
windsingr
Yeah, but she's black and has a metal object in her hand. You couldn't know it was a ladder until after EMS arrived...
Kestrel21
Capitalizing or not capitalizing 'us' in that sentence really changes its meaning :P
3uPr1me
Haha whoops
OstinPower2020
It's the only way.
TargunYssboern
'i was perceiving danger'
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
It's based on US policing standards
MealOnLegs
In the show he dodges because she's a nun working on sunday. Silly but not dangerous. He only shoots after he was shot at twice by her.
rodgertheshrubber
Long as he doesn't make a habit of it
Orangicus
Specifically compared to what in the modern era?
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
"Zombie or not" seems like a reasonable standard.
anotherdeadaquarian
Just looking up her habit
ToreyCMoore
Holyfuckwhatsagoodusername
Well the nun is white.
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
that's a reason to shoot or not? I'm not very politically savvy
RevenantBacon
Well, it certainly seems to be, according to the policies most police office operate on anyways
HedonistBeard
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
gifs that end too soon
HedonistBeard
It's from a hitman trailer. https://youtu.be/bTub2tSCDT0