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Apr 18, 2026 10:02 PM
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
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ChallengerDeep
Like trapping a two-armed human in a room with a door that has three door knobs.
datphone777365
"The fuck"-birb.
IncognitoEnthusiast
Even poor 2factor is better than no 2factor IE email, text. Ideally you want software based on another device but having an email you use for nothing other than 2factor is at least a good start.
robingal1
My bird would would hold a grudge against me for days if I did this to her. Imagine a feathered fluff ball, the size of a soda can, boiling in hot rage. I'm pretty sure she's still mad when I had to leave her with her grandfluffs for a few days.
AnOceanOfStars
After all that struggle, at least give birb some treat...
Also... "Alright, this contraption bars me from your food, but let's see if it bars your food from my guano!"
notifybay151
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ejMwYm9pcGhoZmN5aXNxc2h0NDd1Zm83NXp6aXY4dHk4eXo3b2NybSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SqMCJ558rML2tFHSLl/200w.webp *uck u
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
That's not how 2FA works, but it is a way to keep birb from food
InfOracle
Double enCLOCHEsure
Arcygenical
I know cockatiels well enough to know that this bird is about to get mighty sassy.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
"I will *inhales* Bring. A. Friend." https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1amNscm03cG42bDRhN3psZnhpN21ueWhvOTNhZHg2d3d0MnBiMnViOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/DaqVwpzDfs7D2/200w.webp
n3ckr0mantic
Birb is .2 seconds from meltdown
MuffinProof
redtails2649
Feed him you monster
Waschbaerkoenig
Reminder: for sensitive accounts like banking, the second factor should be generated by a separate device - one that is not connected to any network. Because if the authenticator on your smartphone is the second source, stealing your phone will make it a one-factor authentication.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
aw, now birb is ANGY
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Hackers can get around discords 2fa if they get your login token :(
Fuckimgurcunts
Strength training
onepinksheep
izme1000
I love the look of dafuq at the end
MichaelMars
That's great, just don't ask me to put work related apps on my personal phone to do TFA
Polymathena
Bird thinking "THIS bitch..."
KnowGoYesStopWin
3FA
PenguinNamedWobbles
Something similar should be used with both SSNs and ballots. When you cast a ballot it should not only tell you if it was received but conform how it was counted in a private way such as an account login with your private facts. That way someone can pretend they received it and then just throw it away.
cousteau
That's not two factor authentication, that's the same factor twice. It's just the birb isn't smart enough to figure out how to write the same password twice.
nefroye
Yeah I was going to say - this is a really bad analogy. It's not 2FA.
cousteau
It is a really good analogy for what my previous job thought 2FA was. "Enter your password. Now enter your password again." 🙄
andexer
Yes, for important accoubts with PII and payment data and such. But I've been forced to use two-factor auth on accounts that have none of that. It's protecting nothing and is a pain in the butt. So now I hate two-factor auth.
apLundell
Thank you for the blood sample ... you may now leave a comment on this blog post about puppies.
WhatTheFrench
I don’t mind 2 factor authentication but I’ve also had to enter a third layer and that is just silly. (We’re texting you a code…ok now we’re emailing you another code…ok now put in your password…)
shivacat
Now, lift your right leg up in the air, and place your left arm behind your head
andexer
Oh yeah, that's excessive.
I had 2FA at an office job where we had to do it every time we logged in, which we had to do after locking our desktop screen when we'd leave our desk (which was required). Our floor and building was locked already! So fucling annoying
battery1979
I have to scan my card to get onto my facility, scan again to get into the building, scan, and enter a pin to get into my office, scan and enter a pin to get into my work space, then insert my ID and enter a pin to log onto my work station.